🐮 Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
And your brain needs to be changed to existent & useful.
Yes, I saw your post in the CHYOO topic of that area of the other Forums, & I'm almost ashamed you didn't answer the poster's question truthfully or properly... Almost. Then again, I've never known you to be intentionally intelligent or helpful, so it goes with your usual quantity-over-quality scenario.
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- 18 de Mayo, 2014
Work on your syntax chomps.
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- 17 de Abr, 2014
Hi TJ are you ready to discuss getting rid of your thread?
I can't delete it but as treasurer I can defund it. I just need to talk to you about the click money, they won't like it when i do it especially null. But I don't think it needs to be here and everyone is running clickblocker in your thread even though we told them not to.
i am serious guys i will defund the thread so kiwis can turn off clickblock or else.
They think I'm kidding but I will.
Have you considered a blog or vlog where you could showcase your writings and get rid of your thread, have control about what people say. And keep kiwi farms in it's good financial standing?
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
You ask if I'm ready to discuss removal which is all I've ever wanted. You go on almost immediately to say you're unable to do it.
I'm not ready to discuss it unless it means discussing the time & way it will happen, which you admit is not something worth discussing with you.
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- 15 de Feb, 2015
You can think it over in your sleep and pretend that your thread is gone. How's that?
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- 29 de Mayo, 2015
If you have a problem with how I answered that question, then please feel free to give him your own answ- Oh wait! My bad. Almost forgot you were banned there. Three times in one week too! Must be a record huh? Too bad too, because our conversations were just getting fun.
But I did give him a truthful answer. If you were not so butt hurt you would realize that. Still, anything I post would be better than your shitty quality. At least I answer questions with real answers instead of being a jackass.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
They're not mutually-dependent. For instance, I'm sure there will be future time when it will be gone & members will pretend otherwise, when I know them to permanently be incapable of thought.
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- 15 de Feb, 2015
I don't understand your non sequitur at the end.
You provide the wisecracking fuel that powers this thread. When you're gone for several days at a time, hardly anyone gives a shit about this thread. Think about it.
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- 17 de Abr, 2014
No TJ I am not a mod or admin. I am the treasurer so I handle click money so that nobody has to worry about it. I pay for each part of the site but everyone in your thread turned on clickblock and your thread is one of the most popular on the site.
Your thread was singlehandedly saving kiwi farms and keeping it funded for awhile, before everyone turned on clickblock. There are 8x as many clickblockers on your thread now as compared to anywhere else on the entire site, your thread is now keeping the admins from adding new features but yet they refuse to delete your thread or at least blank it if there are clickblockers.
So I simply will not pay the bill for it and it'll go away, I don't think we will lose much valuable traffic to the site because most everyone browses other threads. Also I think it will discourage people from using clickblock when their favorite threads can go away.
In return we will give you your own publishing space on the internet that you are in charge of but we will monitize it and pay the bill and we'll probably even come out ahead in the end and then we can add new features to the site like VRML, web 3.0, and a storefront where we sell tshirts and plushy kiwi dolls.
Then the sky is the limit and kiwi farms will be able to add social networking features and become better than facebook and wikipedia.
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- 29 de Mayo, 2015
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- 17 de Abr, 2014
No TJ this is not true kiwis is working with our kiwi-lawyers (I forget which ones) to get a 6502.z80 public good trust that will produce enough money to run the board in it's current form and store all the valuable work here forever. We even if everyone who ever visits the site anymore uses clickblock and we make no new money the site will stay forever but if there is very high demand they'll get the cloudflare backup copy. We're also redesigning the site so that most of it can get served directly off cloudflare and very little of it will ever have to be served up. This means our bills will drastically decrease soon and no matter who attacks kiwis or how heavy the load is the only impact would be loss of ability to make new posts, but you'll be able to see everything no matter what.
Kiwi farms is now part of human life on earth, wikipedia is on less certain financial standing than kiwi farms.
We are here forever I promise.
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- 10 de Abr, 2013
Do you have anything to back this up, let alone an insult that isn't "me smart you stupid"? If you were smart, you would. But you don't because you're a liar and an idiot.
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- 17 de Abr, 2014
@tjchurch
I guess you just want to be stubborn. I'll keep the checks coming to the thread still I guess. If I can't get your help and I try they will make it hard and make someone else treasurer if I lose so much as a dollar for kiwi after getting rid of your thread.
I guess you just want to be stubborn. I'll keep the checks coming to the thread still I guess. If I can't get your help and I try they will make it hard and make someone else treasurer if I lose so much as a dollar for kiwi after getting rid of your thread.
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- 1 de Oct, 2014
Fixed that for you. Please stop projecting your own inadequacies onto others.
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- 29 de Mayo, 2015
You notice that he didn't give an actual reason or proof about what I said being a lie right? Someone asked what Chyoo was and I told them it was a place for writers to make choose your own adventure type stories where other writers could collaborate with you. I also mentioned the move to CHYOA. None of this is a lie, but of course TJ thinks so. I think he is just upset that he can't get on there to dispute my claims. Poor guy. I almost.... No, actually I don't feel sorry for him.
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
I also failed to provide proof the ground is below a person. You know why? Because one part of the statement proves the other. You wrote it, ergo it's false BS. Also, I don't care if you feel sorry about anyone or anything, as you are also known to be permanently pathetic, which I believe means you are also always sorry.
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- 18 de Mayo, 2014
1-Choppy sentence structure.
2-Misplaced comma.
3-Egrigous use of double negatives.
1/10 try harder Chomps.