💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

Estado
No está abierto para más respuestas.
I think you just misspelled "Sword".

Also, wouldn't even dare dream of the words Dobby would use, but my first, wild guess: it would be something incredibly lame and whiny.

It must have missed out part of my post
it cut out


"To ask the shop keeper what the most bad ass pussy magnet weapon is that they keep under the counter".

Pussies use twitter
 
I wonder how he would feel playing the original Fallout games? You can play through them both without having to fire a single shot, so you can be pacifistic for the most part. (Second game requires you to kill the last boss no matter what, directly or indirectly)
 
Real men use water guns
Don't you mean: Weapons of mass dilution?

I can only imagine Dobbers playing Deus Ex...
"I wanted Lesbians... it gave me plague and zyme!"
Joking aside. He'd suck at it. And let's better not imagine a world where Dobson shit's on the game that's precious to me like none other ever will be.
 
Don't you mean: Weapons of mass dilution?


"I wanted Lesbians... it gave me plague and zyme!"
Joking aside. He'd suck at it. And let's better not imagine a world where Dobson shit's on the game that's precious to me like none other ever will be.
Has he played Dishonored?
 
Imagine Dobson playing Dragon Age (all the saga), where every single decision comes back to bite you in the ass, better yet, people actually change based on what you do.
Just a wild guess but maybe Dobs won't make it past the first town because villagers wrongfully attack you and he won't engage them, let himself get killed, end of story.
 
Dobson is getting upset about NPCs calling him names in Skyrim:
[MEDIA=twitter]622165742750793728[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]622166997678166018[/MEDIA]

Oy gevalt, what a pansy.

How come Dobson hates violence in Skyrim, but he likes Bayonetta 1 & 2 so much? Hot women or something? Bayonetta isn't a lesbian, is she?
 
Oy gevalt, what a pansy.

How come Dobson hates violence in Skyrim, but he likes Bayonetta 1 & 2 so much? Hot women or something? Bayonetta isn't a lesbian, is she?

Come on man are you new to this internet thing? Any conventionally attractive female character is a lesbian, all it takes is a sweaty hetero guy's imagination
 
How come Dobson hates violence in Skyrim, but he likes Bayonetta 1 & 2 so much? Hot women or something? Bayonetta isn't a lesbian, is she?
She isn't, but that's what Dobbers hopes to happen. Let's just wish Sega never does that.
I hope to god that he never draws any Bayonetta/Jeanne shipping art.
If he does, I'm going to burn my eyes because as far as I know, they're supposed to be sisters.
 
Not a chance, those games are old school CRPGs which require plenty of perseverance and learning from your mistakes. He would not last 5 minute before rage quitting.

I remember my first time in FO3. I made my character, got out into the wasteland and immediately (it feels like) lost all my money, used all my ammo and got radiation poisoning.

Five minutes is generous.

Didn't stop him from shipping Anna and Elsa from Frozen. *sigh*

Seriously?
 
Estado
No está abierto para más respuestas.
Atrás
Top Abajo