💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I will never, ever understand why Dobson, who has a very strong black-and-white sense of morality, as well as that fucking stupid gotta-be-a-pacifist-in-video-games thing going on, would even touch Skyrim. Or any game rated anything above E.
 
I will never, ever understand why Dobson, who has a very strong black-and-white sense of morality, as well as that fucking stupid gotta-be-a-pacifist-in-video-games thing going on, would even touch Skyrim. Or any game rated anything above E.
He can't be a pacifist in Kingdom Hearts (Being one will leave him severely under leveled). Plus, there are unavoidable fights too. He'll find something minor in it to complain about.
 
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For some reason the nickname "Amiibear" pisses me off, even more so than Dobson's usual wordplays around the term "bear". It's probably because he tries to pack two "cute" (at least to him) things into one, creating a saccharine overload. :cryblood:
 
Dobson is getting upset about NPCs calling him names in Skyrim:
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This is the kind of stuff that should make games and character customization interesting. Seeing how the world changes when you change. See how characters treat you differently for who or what you are, not only for what you've done in game but because of their own individual prejudices.
As someone who values social issues, Dobson should be interested in this sort of narrative because it speaks to real life experiences. It lets people who don't experience this stuff in real life see some semblance of what it's like, and you'd think he'd praise the game for checking players' privileges or something. But he's not interested and he's not happy and he's not able to appreciate nuance, because he's Dobson. He's so deep into his hugbox, that getting even a fictional lick of what people deal with every day hurts his feelings.

Wouldn't surprise me if that's the entire reason he's an SJW. Not because he's actually invested in the wellbeing of other people, but because the prospect of being mistreated for any reason just makes him feel baaad. :(
And that's why he draws comics of himself being up pervs at conventions and shit. Not just to make himself look awesome and to champion a cause. He probably just feels really bad looking at his drawings of fictional women with frowny faces and needs to fix it.

But for some reason, beating up fictional people in his comics is fine. Beating up fictional racists in a video game is so very not.

What an interesting, pathetic little man.

For some reason the nickname "Amiibear" pisses me off, even more so than Dobson's usual wordplays around the term "bear". It's probably because he tries to pack two "cute" (at least to him) things into one, creating a saccharine overload. :cryblood:
It sounds like someone's impression of an old man shopping for his grandkid. "Yessir, I'm lookin' for that there Super May-rio amiiber".
 
For some reason the nickname "Amiibear" pisses me off, even more so than Dobson's usual wordplays around the term "bear". It's probably because he tries to pack two "cute" (at least to him) things into one, creating a saccharine overload. :cryblood:
Someone should make a custom amiibo of his bearsona sperging about "sexist crap". And make it from a Jiggylypuff base, for the inflation.
 
I will never, ever understand why Dobson, who has a very strong black-and-white sense of morality, as well as that fucking stupid gotta-be-a-pacifist-in-video-games thing going on, would even touch Skyrim. Or any game rated anything above E.
And not only that, but he decided to side with the faction full of biggoted racists and nationalist that live in the only segregated town in the game. Is he just too fucking stupid to realize that there's a problem with racism in the game until he played as another race and got called a slur by a lowlife trying to kill him?
 
And not only that, but he decided to side with the faction full of biggoted racists and nationalist that live in the only segregated town in the game. Is he just too fucking stupid to realize that there's a problem with racism in the game until he played as another race and got called a slur by a lowlife trying to kill him?

I wonder what he thought of the "Grey Quarter". Did he just conveniently decide to forget about that area of Windhelm existed?
 
My Khajiit is named Chairwomen Meow. I think I'm going to install the sluttiest armor mod I can find and go on a killing spree in honor of Dobby.

My Khajiit was called Tiddles. He was a great and powerful archer. Now I'm an Imperial called Gerald The Bastard that goes around chopping off people's heads with a samurai sword and generally being a dick, but my God is his moustache manly.
 
A message to Dobbles in his own words:
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He'd probably find Super Mutants triggering and fall in love with a ghoul.
He would probably be outraged at the brothels in New Vegas and the mission where you have to be a pimp, but secretly love it.

That and connect Mr. House to a prominent Republican. Suffice it to say he would max out Speech but still get triggered that (IIRC) every non-House path requires killing House.
 
I feel like Dobby would never touch Fallout as it's both violent and heavy into satire, two concepts that Dobby doesn't understand. But then I'd never think he'd be into Skyrim, even if he mods out all conflict.
 
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