💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Makes me think of that scene from The Sopranos where Christopher got high on heroin and accidently sat on his girlfriends dog and killed it, except it'll be ol' Boogie1488lbs passing out from eating 20 Big Macs and crushing poor Sammy instantly. Then he'll tweet "Oh Sammy crawled under there for warmth!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dbHUZ85SrGw

It is a good scene, but I think the picture bellow describes better the situation you meant:

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I feel like this short clip from a few weeks ago is very relevant to your comments:

I seriously think Boogie's legs are on the way out as he is seen limping here. No coincidence that he's seen with a cane in his latest walking video ( 0:18 )


Boogie walks Sammy without a leash but claims that he is obedient. Yet in this clip Sammy straight up ignores Boogie's command to "stay" ( 0:13 ). I bet his neighbors hate him
I seriously hope boogie lives a long life and suffers. I wanna see him confined to a bed in a hospital with a myriad of health problems. Fat, degenerate, cunt that he is.
 
I seriously hope boogie lives a long life and suffers. I wanna see him confined to a bed in a hospital with a myriad of health problems. Fat, degenerate, cunt that he is.
That brings up a good point, he's going to end up at the hospital for one reason or another this year or next, do you think he starts vlogging from the hospital for "Don't make the same stupid mistakes I did" videos because he has no other content to offer?

On a sort of side note, the CDC just released a statement saying 80% of hospitalized patients and deaths from COVID are all obese, I doubt he starts traveling again.
 
Boogie, if every time you "excercise" you reward yourself with a thousand calorie meal, you will not actually lose any weight and you will inch ever closer to 400 lbs. I wonder how you will be held accountable when you reach 400 lbs and you don't go to rehab. Also, it is your responsibility to leash your dog, you often walk off with him far behind you. If you love him as much as you say you do, you would leash your dog.
He says Sammy refuses to wear a leash...he then needs to make him wear it. He is in charge, not Sammy. He’s also probably too lazy to even put the leash on him. He even says in that video you should leash your dog. Again “rules for thee but not for me.” Hypocritical fuck.
 
That brings up a good point, he's going to end up at the hospital for one reason or another this year or next, do you think he starts vlogging from the hospital for "Don't make the same stupid mistakes I did" videos because he has no other content to offer?

On a sort of side note, the CDC just released a statement saying 80% of hospitalized patients and deaths from COVID are all obese, I doubt he starts traveling again.
Yep. The beauty of it will be the yt video's after and during on him. Even when he is dead. The only people left to remember him will be his stans. The public will be reminded of what a degenerate manipulative cunt he was and is. Asides from turning things around there is nothing he can do, because he is unwilling to do it.

Regarding Covid I think he will be fine. Worst case is he dies from covid, then gets a memorial. Best case is a slow agonizing death from organ failure due to his obesity or disability from stroke. That would be the best stroke. Somewhere trapped knowing he can't do anything.
 
He says Sammy refuses to wear a leash...he then needs to make him wear it. He is in charge, not Sammy. He’s also probably too lazy to even put the leash on him. He even says in that video you should leash your dog. Again “rules for thee but not for me.” Hypocritical fuck.
He does not want to put a leash on his inbred mutt because it means he will have to actually walk further to get that dog tired enough to not be jumping all over the house. If he can keep the dog in sight and let it run further ahead he wont have to waddle as far.


Also I wonder what his neighbors think of him, I wonder how many times he has told people in his neighborhood that he is losing weight as a way of making an excuse for being a fat fuck or due to his insecurity and wanting to be accepted. Just to now have them see him in all his fat glory inching his way back to 400 and onwards to 450 and I hope by end of next year he gets back up to 500.

I rarely wish ill on people but there should be NO METHOD but not eating like a pig and exercise for people like boogie. Can you imagine if he actually had kids? What self respecting women would want to pass on his genes.
 
He’s not leashing his dog because he’s too fat to bend over and reach the dog. It’s simple as that. Boogie is so morbidly obese he hasn’t seen his penis in decades without the use of multiple mirrors and cables to pull the flab away, he’s not able to bend over that far.
 
I feel like this short clip from a few weeks ago is very relevant to your comments:

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I seriously think Boogie's legs are on the way out as he is seen limping here. No coincidence that he's seen with a cane in his latest walking video ( 0:18 )


Boogie walks Sammy without a leash but claims that he is obedient. Yet in this clip Sammy straight up ignores Boogie's command to "stay" ( 0:13 ). I bet his neighbors hate him
This fat fuck is gonna have one of his legs collapse under him one day.
 
I think his dog's chances of getting hit by a car are low since Boogie lives in one of those suburbs where there probably isn't a lot of through traffic and some of those that do go through will go extra slow when they see the town Jabba with his very fine cane waddling by. But I can't help but feel like this has the potential to be similar to his phone use while driving. Someone compiled like half an hour of him using his phone to record while driving on his travel channel. People started to criticize him about being reckless, and that was at least a good week before he totalled his car for distracted driving, so he had the chance to fix his bad habit and chose not to.

Not sure why he is hell-bent on not leashing Sammy. I guess because his critics don't like it, he is digging his heels in now. It's clear the dog hasn't been trained to do anything other than jump onto his lap. Dogs are excitable creatures. They chase squirrels. They dart. They run to see neighbors and neighbors' dogs. Even responsible dog owners tend to only unleash their pets in large, open fields and the like outside.
That dog stands a much greater chance of running around a corner straight into a gaping Boogie food compactor with fake teeth
 
Also I wonder what his neighbors think of him
After him firing a shot in their neighborhood, I'm sure practically everyone there is aware of him and probably hates him. Even if they're unaware of who he is, just the behavior of not leashing his dog is grounds to totally fucking hate him. I'd understand if he was a reclusive lolcow that blended in with average people at a typical glance but he's fat as fuck even for the South and I'm sure he constantly brings up YouTube in conversations with his neighbors if he ever actually goes outside.

Not sure why he is hell-bent on not leashing Sammy. I guess because his critics don't like it, he is digging his heels in now. It's clear the dog hasn't been trained to do anything other than jump onto his lap. Dogs are excitable creatures. They chase squirrels. They dart. They run to see neighbors and neighbors' dogs. Even responsible dog owners tend to only unleash their pets in large, open fields and the like outside.
I think it's half because he's a narcissist and half because his critics don't like it. Like you said, dogs are excitable. I wouldn't trust even the most well trained police/service dogs off of a leash, because they're animals, and animals do irrational things when we don't expect them to because of instinct. I'm sure he thinks "Oh, Sammy is a sweet boy, he's such an uwu smol bean and would never hurt anyone!", but not leashing Sammy alone is enough for anyone who spends time with dogs to know that he doesn't think or care about anyone other than himself.

Protip, Boogie: The leash is to protect other people from your animal if the animal decides he will act like an animal. Even if Sammy has never mauled anything and is able to be punted, doesn't mean he still couldn't do damage to a child or a senior citizen unprovoked. You are 400+ lbs and your fatass is not going to be able to stop your dog from doing anything before serious legal action will be taken against you. I have never lived in a neighborhood nor city in my life that did not have a restrictive leash covenant on all types of dogs.

Because of that I just looked it up, and it appears there is a "leash law" in Fayetteville AR, which Boogie is breaking every time he takes Sammy out without a leash.

https://www.fayetteville-ar.gov/Faq.aspx?QID=248 (number 17)
 
He says “Statistically I’ve lost the normal amount of weight for people who get bypass” that’s because statistically the people who get that surgery are failures and have no other options. You’re proud of that? Proud to be compared to people who have no self control over their own lives and not even be better than them statistically.......but the same? You’re an odd one Boogie.
 
So... Is boogie getting better?
Seeing the images here and then Boogie2988lbs saying this:
He says “Statistically I’ve lost the normal amount of weight for people who get bypass” that’s because statistically the people who get that surgery are failures and have no other options. You’re proud of that? Proud to be compared to people who have no self control over their own lives and not even be better than them statistically.......but the same? You’re an odd one Boogie.

Yeah you lost the statistical amount fatso but you didn't keep the good habits up and now you're piling on the pounds and lying to us (and no doubt yourself) about how far you're walking once more. So little of your 'walk' was filmed chubalub you walked 10 steps then started lying into the camera with teeth as real as your milage you walrus.
 
He immediately followed this up with his weight loss bullshit and that he is proud to have undone his surgery.
He must be particularly hopped up on whatever pills he takes today. He's bragging about how he's lowered his BP but look at how beet red his face is even tho he desaturates the fuck out all his videos. Look at the color of the Slimer figurine (it's spring you lazy fuck, take down your halloween decorations) in the background, it's practically gray.
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