💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[JU 199]

Dobson wants a gold star
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He's shitting out tweets at splatoon speed!

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm angry Dobson has a twitter account.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

He's shitting out tweets at splatoon speed!
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Dobson, feeling sympathy for marginalized groups is part of being a decent human being. Never shutting up about it is what makes you an SJW.

 

[JU 199]

Never shutting up about it is what makes you an SJW.

Don't think he's gonna twig onto that...

 

[CrimsonKnight]

As people have already said it, he sounds surprisingly normal in the Minecraft vid. Usually, when I read his tweats or his fursona's dialogue, the voice I hear in my head is... How should I decreibe it?

Remember that old Hanna-Barbera cartoon, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop? There was this gang in it called the Ant Hill Mob (thankew teh internetz!), which had a member called Softey (again, thx netz!), who was this massive crybaby. I think his voice fits the blueball bear quite well. With a hint of Droopey and the Sonichu from Sonichu Animated, of course.

Dobson: (sobbing) the trolls are triggering me!
Most of the Internet: Man up, ya big pussy!

 

[chimpburgers]

Don't think he's gonna twig onto that...
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He goes on and on every day about nothing. It's no secret why his drawings are so shitty.

 

[wheat pasta]

I liked it when he was faking his own suicide, we didn't have to read his dumbass tweets.

 

[JU 199]

I liked it when he was faking his own suicide, we didn't have to read his dumbass tweets.

His fanbase needed him to send them shity feel-better memes!

 

[Rin]

His fanbase needed him to send them shity feel-better memes!
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Okay, there is no way that Dobson can both be depressed himself and not realize how fucking condescending he's coming off as.

 

[MMX]

Okay, there is no way that Dobson can both be depressed himself and not realize how fucking condescending he's coming off as.

Only Dobbie is allowed real people feelings.....everyone else is an NPC

 

[ZehnBoat]

Only Dobbie is allowed real people feelings.....everyone else is an NPC

dobbs doesn't like it when other people cry because the water coming out triggers him

 

[Johnny Bravo]

His fanbase needed him to send them shity feel-better memes!
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Real talk: that bat is fucking adorable and I wanna hug it.

 

[Stud2Stud]

He's shitting out tweets at splatoon speed!
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Dobson, we've been over this, the correct term is "Social Justice Wanker".

His fanbase needed him to send them shity feel-better memes!
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I once actually engaged "Violets and tears" on twitter, her views on SJW topics seem to be really self-righteous and silly, to say the least.
Basically, she calls herself bisexual cause she's attracted to lesbians and asexual women, but on the other hand, she's chastising TotalBiscuits and Square Enix for the usage of the term "Apartheid" in relation to the new Deus Ex game.
So yeah, she's allowed to redefine the meaning of a tightly defined term (here: bisexual) while she doesn't allow others to use another term (apartheid) within it's very definition - cause she doesn't disapprove of that particular usage. Derp.

So yeah, she and Dobson are a match made in heaven to circlejerk over SJW nonsense.

 

[JU 199]

No shit.

 

[Male Idiot]

He's shitting out tweets at splatoon speed!
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Thanks to Dobson, feeling sympathy for marginalized groups is making me feel dirty and soiled now.

 

[skeletonfucker]

Oh my god hes pathetic I mean COME ON DOBSON.

 

[Gensdupays]

The tweet about being proud that you don't like media designed for your age group is incredibly dumb. He is proud of being a mandchild that can't interpret complex things?

 

[Adamska]

Dobson wants a gold star
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That's why you told a lesbian that she knew fuck all about her own sexual orientation when she mocked your shit books.

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No shit.

Dobbo's just pissed that his reaction to suicide baiting also netted him police responses. That's all.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Tryhard Bear is really wanting those tumblr-SJW asspats, huh?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Dobbo's just pissed that his reaction to suicide baiting also netted him police responses. That's all.

If only it netted him more than just a police response.

Tryhard Bear is really wanting those tumblr-SJW asspats, huh?

Trying to, I assume. But failing so hard that I don't think "miserably" would be an adequate term for it.