DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LyteSydeByll]

This is approaching ChrisChan levels of pathetic. At least Chris Chan would mail you a fucking grape fanta for $50. DSP just SHOWS you the fucking jeans. Doesn't even change into them! Just drapes them over the side of his chair.

 

[JPG]

This is approaching ChrisChan levels of pathetic. At least Chris Chan would mail you a fucking grape fanta for $50. DSP just SHOWS you the fucking jeans. Doesn't even change into them! Just drapes them over the side of his chair.

Doesn’t even unfold the fuckers

 

[Swirling weeb]

What in the living FUCK is going on here

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

What in the living FUCK is going on here

The result of whales who enable Phil by giving him thousands of dollars for literally nothing

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Did you idiots really think he was going to wear the jeans?

"Thanks for the money, dummies!"

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Best thing about this is that those funds will be gone by the time he waddles on for the night stream. Vanished into thin air and he will expect the same level (if not more) level of support he received in the day stream.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kind of off the current topic, but I was watching an old MATI stream where our Lord and Savior Null was talking to Johnathan Ross. Vidar called in and said he was stupid for following Phil and giving him money. He would never ever do it again.

I know Vidar gave money to Phil right after the 341 meeting and then again not too long ago. Despite being burned by Phil and realizing how dumb that was, he keeps doing it.

Truly is an autism vortex.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The whales really would rather give Phil their tax return then use it on themselves.

 

[DZoomer]

Gotta give it to Phil, he really has a talent when it comes to making people pity him and give him money.

The more events like today happen, the more I'm convinced that even in ten years Phil will still be able to scam money out of his paypigs. The ride truly never ends.

POV: your first meeting with Phil in a fantasy world: https://youtu.be/TvgsGBzuurU

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Gotta give it to Phil, he really has a talent when it comes to making people pity him and give him money.

I can't blame Phil for constantly begging when it works every time. It's like a trainwreck you can't stop from watching and and realizing the rational thought of "He can't possibly keep getting away with this!!" does not exist in this autism vortex.

 

[IHateMyJob]

I've spent my share of money on A LOT of dumb crap in my life but never would I give a grown man $300+ just to hold a pair of folded jeans up to a webcam.

 

[Detractor#38657]

I can't blame Phil for constantly begging when it works every time. It's like a trainwreck you can't stop from watching and and realizing the rational thought of "He can't possibly keep getting away with this!!" does not exist in this autism vortex.

Doesn't even require a half-assed explanation anymore. Just "hm, bank account's lookin a little light, I'm starting to fret, guys". We're absolutely going to start seeing help me tweets in between the early and late streams.

 

[harbinger]

Is now a good time to point out in 13 months Philip will be 40 years old?

 

[Salubrious]

I'm going to give DSP "credit" and say that his WWE Champions saga is all fake, because it makes the next sentence even funnier.

DSP and Kat are a dual income no kids household with no visible drug habit or medical bills, and yet cannot survive without begging on $8500/month.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

It's such a strange blind spot Big-Flexin' Mature Phil has. He has this fixation on everything he does being robust and adult, and yet he needs to be driven to the doctor by his mom wife.

If he developed some form of PTSD as a result of his car accident the robust adult response would be broach the subject. If this is why he can't drive (at least I can't ever recall seeing him behind the wheel in any old travel videos) then you'd think it must be a touchy subject for him since he was once the king of oversharing. Kind of like how I imagine he may actually been diagnosed with some form of mental impairment and he's just too up his own ass to ever let it out into the open and allow it to at least partially explain why he is the way he is. Instead he just reaches over to give superblindman a little hand shandy on twitter over vidya accessibility and soft serving that he's part-window licker on the down low.

Gotta give it to Phil, he really has a talent when it comes to making people pity him and give him money.

The more events like today happen, the more I'm convinced that even in ten years Phil will still be able to scam money out of his paypigs. The ride truly never ends.

POV: your first meeting with Phil in a fantasy world: https://youtu.be/TvgsGBzuurU

I expect he'll croak within a decade.

 

[Sugar Puppet]

He's somehow getting even worse. It's hard to believe someone could be this brazen with their begging.

-Don't worry about streamlabs guys you can just send money directly to my paypal account

-sniff sniff I've got all these unexpected sudden bills that came out of nowhere and it's just not fair, I have ZERO dollars in my bank account guys even though last week I received over $1000 dollars in tips

-NO you can't ask me about my financials it's none of your fucking business

-If we receive $300 dollars in tips I'll put my old pair of jeans on the chair next to me while I play

Meanwhile he was openly shitting on LowTierGod for charging 30 bucks to turn his webcam on. The delusion is reaching unreal levels and the grift is massively strong.

 

[Salubrious]

Also a reminder that DSP's current WAkando is valued at like $430K.

DSP could literally sell his home, pay off the $280K that he owes, move anywhere in the country that he wants with a decent internet connection (which is nearly every city/suburb in America), buy a house outright for like $100K, not have to pay the HOA fees anymore, and pretty much be set.

Any rational human being would have done this long ago, even prior to the bankruptcy. Then again, any rational human being wouldn't have moved across the country and then spend 5 years paying 2 mortgages and 2 HOA fees in the first place.

That's why it's so fascinating that DSP has legit made like $2 million in the last decade and has nothing to show for it. He's made so many poor financial decisions that it's flabbergasting.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Is now a good time to point out in 13 months Philip will be 40 years old?

Yes and No. Yeo,

Yes. Because his 40th birthday stream will go down in history as he begs for $40,000. It's only a dollar for every year he's been alive!

No. Because a few months later I'll be 40 and I'll have to buy a bigger than normal cake for myself. Which I'll have to eat myself, throw up myself then clean up myself. It's a hard knock life.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

"He can't possibly keep getting away with this!!" does not exist in this autism vortex.

 

[DZoomer]

Meanwhile he was openly shitting on LowTierGod for charging 30 bucks to turn his webcam on. The delusion is reaching unreal levels and the grift is massively strong.

See, the problem with your thought process is that you're thinking like a normal person an empty-headed immachoor mahrah who doesn't understand anything about real life.

LTG's problem is that he CHARGES people in order for him to do things. Phil has NEVER charged his fans! He just keeps telling them every 5 minutes that he really needs tips, that he has been charged back hundreds of dollars in the past few days, that he has to go out with his wife tomorrow and needs money for groceries, that...

But he never, EVER, charges people!!! He just gently and very matter-of-factly explains that he will die if people don't give him money. But in the end, fans give him money out of their own volition and because they love Phil and want to be like him when they grow up. As opposed to what LTG does, you know. Being black and all that that entails. You know what I mean.