💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Silvana]

He just won't fucking let it go.

Well, isn't that one of the defining traits of a lolcow - an inability to let things go?

#LINK'S HAIR IS NOT BROWN

Edit: Or blonde. You see how similarly gripped I am by this travesty?

 

[ZehnBoat]

to all the people bitching about dobson's understanding of batman, remember that he hates the Zelda games because he thinks Link is a blond.

i'm offended by this

 

[Count groudon]

Well, isn't that one of the defining traits of a lolcow - an inability to let things go?

#LINK'S HAIR IS NOT BROWN

Edit: Or blonde. You see how similarly gripped I am by this travesty?

Hell, in one of the games Link's hair showed up as pink. When you have a character who's design changes in almost every game he's in, worrying about their hair colot is pretty autistic.

 

[Silvana]

Hell, in one of the games Link's hair showed up as pink. When you have a character who's design changes in almost every game he's in, worrying about their hair colot is pretty autistic.

Oh, really? I felt obliged to make an edit - possibly correcting myself! But then I honestly wouldn't know, as I don't read comics...

 

[Zero]

When the world is spinning,
and the colours makes you ill,
remember, as you are falling,
Pikachu is always yellow

 

[MMX]

Ive wasted most of my working day writing a poem about Mud Crabs for Dobbies skyrim books.


so far this is all I have

Mud crabs live in Tamriel
in shallow waters they scuttle
Dobson doesnt handle criticism well
He will block you as rebuttal

 

[CrimsonKnight]

I think you meant that Dobson has this weird obsession with Link having brown hair because he accidentally had it in like one game and this bad 80s cartoon. He just won't fucking let it go.

He won't let anything go. His "arch nemesis" ripping up his drawings, said nemesis taking the girl of his dreams. You're a sad strange little man, Dobby.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He won't let anything go. His "arch nemesis" ripping up his drawings, said nemesis taking the girl of his dreams. You're a sad strange little man, Dobby.

holy shit there's a liquid dobson?
is there a dobson picklesuited man?
dobby is sounding like chrischan more and more by every detail.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Dobby getting upset that people aren't treating him with as much sympathy as someone dying from cancer.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's things like that, where Dobson wants to break everyone's (maybe I'm projecting) inner A-log. What a scumbag thing to say.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I don't think that he will be able to do a skyrim ryhme book (apart from being a lazy fuck). Because Skyrim IP is own by Bethestada. I don't think they will let Dobson get near their IP and try to sell shit for money.He would get sued up his ass.

Literally all of Dobson's work is derivative. If he ever wanted to sell his artwork professionally (and not somewhere he could probably get away with it like a convention), all he could really get away with without getting sued to high hell would be Alex Ze Pirate.

And I would seriously pay for Sonichu before AzP.

[MEDIA=twitter]621574559964106752[/MEDIA]Dobby getting upset that people aren't treating him with as much sympathy as someone dying from cancer.

Dobson has a mental illness.

Chronic laziness.

 

[tepid]

[MEDIA=twitter]621574559964106752[/MEDIA]Dobby getting upset that people aren't treating him with as much sympathy as someone dying from cancer.

Just can't help but read this as anything other than "Why didn't people take my empty tweenager-esque suicide threat seriously enough……"

 

[Johnny Bravo]

[MEDIA=twitter]621574559964106752[/MEDIA]Dobby getting upset that people aren't treating him with as much sympathy as someone dying from cancer.

It's much better to exploit the symptoms of mental illness for asspats, right Dobbo?

 

[Raiken]

Today's Dobbo Patreon update:

Spoiler: Batman Comic

In case you think the final comparison is too harsh, just remember: This is the Batman that kills, uses a machine gun, drives around in a Tank running over innocent bystanders, kidnaps a 12 year old boy, forces said boy to eat rats, beats the crap out of Green Lantern, steals his Lantern Corps Ring, calls people retarded, tortures people indiscriminately, and slaps around women.

DC characters are iconic and idealized. They are characters you are suppose to want to be (For Example: the recent "Be the Bat" ad campaign). But I'm sorry, I don't think THIS version of Batman is the one we should be rooting for or wanting to be like.

Just my opinion!

Funny thing; there actualy was a Nazi Batman:

http://images.lazygamer.net/2013/10/101133_v1.jpg

 

[JU 199]

Dobson and a whiteknight

Remember people, our priorities are out of order! (spatoon anyone?)

Hope he gets led to the farms...

Can't argue with autism...

 

[Silvana]

Just can't help but read this as anything other than "Why didn't people take my empty tweenager-esque suicide threat seriously enough……"

Because it's perfectly possible to be depressed and a self-indulgent, manipulative drama queen. The latter do not by their very nature follow on from the former; they are qualities quite capable of existing in their own right, depression or not. And given Dobson is a self-indulgent, manipulative drama queen anyway, I fail to see why depression should serve as an excuse for these traits. I could possibly accept depression as an excuse for his minimal output - but unfortunately, when you're depressed, you don't just not want to create - you also don't want to tweet, play Splatoon, look for toilets in Skyrim, masturbate with the aid of a balloon with a rudimentary female face drawn on it... You don't want to do anything! Which is why, the more I think about it, the more I feel inclined to doubt my previous opinion that Dobson is suffering from depression. There may be something wrong with him - but then again, it's just as likely he's simply a spoilt, self-entitled child.

 

[MayMay]

Oh another one of these "laughin at ppl that call out my idiotic and uninformed opinions" posts.

What I'm laughing at is someone calling him "blueball bear" and he completely misses it.

 

[Count groudon]

[MEDIA=twitter]621574559964106752[/MEDIA]Dobby getting upset that people aren't treating him with as much sympathy as someone dying from cancer.

Ive been through depression before, and maybe its just me but I can say without a doubt that cancer is a much more serious condition. Don't get me wrong, being depressed is horrible and I hate that anyone would have to go through it, but cancer kills you slowly and pretty much turns your body against you. Its literally a living nightmare

Oh, really? I felt obliged to make an edit - possibly correcting myself! But then I honestly wouldn't know, as I don't read comics...

Yup, in a link to the past theres a graphical error or something that makes Link's hair colored pink/purple instead of blonde. Most of my friends hated it, but I liked the idea of a sassy gay Link with pink hair slaying evil.

 

[Silvana]

Oh another one of these "laughin at ppl that call out my idiotic and uninformed opinions" posts.

What I'm laughing at is someone calling him "blueball bear" and he completely misses it.

Right! Just seen this:

Dobson and a whiteknight

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Whiny? I can only speak for myself, but just to make clear - I'm not up in arms over Dobby-Dobs' criticisms of Mr. Miller's interpretation of Batman. I merely find him funny (in a disgusted sort of way, granted) - and I'm learning an awful lot about drawing from the Kiwis here who can see exactly what's wrong with his work.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Ive been through depression before, and maybe its just me but I can say without a doubt that cancer is a much more serious condition. Don't get me wrong, being depressed is horrible and I hate that anyone would have to go through it, but cancer kills you slowly and pretty much turns your body against you. Its literally a living nightmare.

I see where he's coming from. The thing is, with proper care, you can live a relatively normal life with chronic depression. For some people it does become too much to bare and they choose to end their lives but it's far from a death sentence. There are plenty of people with chronic depression who want to keep going, who want to keep fighting, and they do.

Cancer doesn't care how hard you fight. It doesn't care how badly you want to live. It just eats you and you'll be lucky if it stops (depending on the type of cancer).

I think it's a good analogy in one respect. People without depression often don't understand how crippling it can be, so it's helpful to compare it to something like cancer that's a physical threat to your body. I think what he's trying to say is that living with chronic depression is very, very difficult and we shouldn't blame the person suffering if they want to give up, because we don't know what it's like to be in their shoes.

But you know Dobson doesn't see it that way.