DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

The one time I needed to use a CPA for a very strange tax year, that was about how much I paid too. The idea that a tax guy is charging $1000 for someone at Phil's level is laughable, if only because there's a chance Phil actually is being taken for a hilarious ride by this guy.

Phil has called this guy a 'tax attorney' before so I wonder if he is also retaining him to do negotiations with the IRS for his back tax repayment plan. The filing itself should not cost more than a few hundred but the rest might be for legal services.

Either that or we find ourselves in another Burnell Dilemma: is he just stupid (paying over $1k for tax filing) or lying?

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil has called this guy a 'tax attorney' before so I wonder if he is also retaining him to do negotiations with the IRS for his back tax repayment plan. The filing itself should not cost more than a few hundred but the rest might be for legal services.

Either that or we find ourselves in another Burnell Dilemma: is he just stupid (paying over $1k for tax filing) or lying?

Occam Razor = lie

 

[PutridElephant]

How can someone put more effort into excuses as to why he can't go to the ENT, pay bills or go to sleep early with a cat than Phil?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[BT9494]

The one time I needed to use a CPA for a very strange tax year, that was about how much I paid too. The idea that a tax guy is charging $1000 for someone at Phil's level is laughable, if only because there's a chance Phil actually is being taken for a hilarious ride by this guy.

CPA: "You can pay for your tax preperation with a credit card when they are done."

DSP: "Well, I don't have any credit cards because I had to declare bankruptcy."

CPA: "Oh, really? Well let's see here...added fee...added fee. That will be $1000. Cash only bitch."

 

[Penix]

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This new haircut disgustingly complements his already weird headshape.

I fucking love it.

 

[tomstone]

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never a good idea to get short like that if you are a fat fuck. but this is probably how the narcissist sees himself

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jesus fucking Christ.
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lmao. He is soooooooooooo DSPerate for this to go viral and he fails at every turn.

 

[Pargon]

ENT appointment got LIMB'd. He can't go because of his waif's new work schedule. He literally said "there's nothing I can do!" Take an Uber? It's an hour away so it would costs 'hundreds' of dollars. Unsurprisingly he never responded to the numerous chatters suggesting Khet take an Uber to work or Phil drop off Khet at work. He doesn't want to go, he just wants a reason to beg and cry when it's convenient.

Fucking love the near-universal lolcow aversion to doctors. If they're not munchies or doctor shopping for an ADA claim cows are oppositional to the core and cannot abide being told what to do by a medical professional.

This will kill at least half of them.

 

[tomstone]

Jesus fucking Christ.
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holy shit thats a amazingly punchable face. imagine how good it must feel to break this motherfuckers nose and knock some teeth lose.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Kiwifarms gets mentioned on a weekly basis and making an account here costs nothing. Just post here instead.

If people stopped troll tipping altogether, he'd probably start going in on the whole "Us vs. KiwiFarms" narrative to keep up the victimhood and drama
It'd be fun but sadly some people have no sense of restraint

 

[SPhobos]

HAHAHAHAH HIS HAIRCUT.

 

[Pargon]

He can't cry about the tax guy forever

Why not? His pigs have never questioned any excuse he's ever given en masse. Why else can he get away with just saying "things behind the scenes" and reap what he wants 90% of the time?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This new haircut disgustingly complements his already weird headshape.

I fucking love it.

I just feel bad for the barber, having to cut through that greasy mess that hasn't been washed in days whilst he sits there snorting, and not leaving a tip

 

[Swallow Moon]

Phil is telling people you can't understand FF7 Remake if you haven't played the original.

Don't listen to the people in the chat who are all complete naysayers who always want to contradict what I say. I'M someone who played the original Final Fantasy 7, and then when I played this one at the end even I was semi-confused because I hadn't played it recently and didn't remember the plotlines from it, so I didn't know what the fuck was going on. People had to explain to me on my stream, so don't listen to those idiots, they're just trying to be, you know, say "OH EVERYTHING PHIL SAYS COMPLETELY CONTRADICT HIM ON THE STREAM." Fuck you. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

"DON'T LISTEN TO CHAT, I didn't pay any attention to the game so I had to listen to chat, so DON'T LISTEN TO CHAT, THEY'RE IDIOTS."
How does he manage this?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I just feel bad for the barber, having to cut through that greasy mess that hasn't been washed in days whilst he sits there snorting, and not leaving a tip

Barber? This bitch goes to Supercuts. A barber wouldn’t make you look like a big toe dipped in soot.

 

[JimiHendrix]

These are the games to choose from for the next Viewer's Choice.

He's heavily emphasizing that the game needs to balance with what he's playing now so use your brains, dummies!

i would give anything for him to play the outer wilds with out stream chat.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Phil is the biggest cuck pussy ever. Can't go anywhere without his mom/maid/real mature adult wife holding his hand.

 

[tomstone]

Phil is the biggest cuck pussy ever. Can't go anywhere without his mom/maid/real mature adult wife holding his hand.

do you think they are still holding hands when they are going outside? that would be extra pathetic