💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I'd like to know why he says "congratulations" to every place he positively reviews. Does he think his personal enjoyment is some kind of award to these restaurants? Does he actually think they're watching his video? It's trivial, but it's such a pet peeve because it's so arrogant.
Yes. Fat Jack is that much of an entitled narcissist that he thinks that his "praises" are a medal of quality. He's buying his own fake and gay celebrity status that hard. He's basically doublethinking away the fact he's blatantly lying about sponsorships and having a fanbase.

He's a dumber DSP in this regard.
 
Jack is all about the chains. And personally I don't get it especially when it comes to pizza. When we get one it's from the little Mom & Pop place that's been servicing the area for the past 50 years. There's a reason why people go there and not the Domino's down the street.
Oh I agree but I might let it slide with Jets since most people don't live near a old-school Detroit style pizza joint and they do a good job. But unless a pizza joint has good beer or wine I just don't get not taking it home. Unless it's like a woodfired thing where you really want it right out of the oven. Let alone for a chain place with zero atmosphere.
 
The nutrition information for that pizza isn't as bad as I thought it was. Even if him and Tammy each ate half the pizza, it's only 440 calories (albeit with 36 grams of net carbs, which he always brags about avoiding).
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My completely unprovable speculation is that it's the worst rapper in the state of Tennessee, Jack Jr.

He appeared suddenly when people were making fun of his latest shitty song, then went silent for awhile but now has reappeared when people mentioned his wife's shitty face.

EDIT: Oh and he just left this gem on my profile:
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Americans and obsessing over interracial sex: name a more iconic duo.
 
The nutrition information for that pizza isn't as bad as I thought it was. Even if him and Tammy each ate half the pizza, it's only 440 calories (albeit with 36 grams of net carbs, which he always brags about avoiding).
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Jack doesn't read these things or even care about carbs when you get down to it. He sees cauliflower crust and immediately thinks it's fine for him to eat because he's "avoiding" carbs.
 
I feel like I keep saying this every time but who wants to eat inside a chain pizzeria? I love eating out with friends but even if I lived in a exurb like Jack's I would keep that for local joints. Also do Jets even have indoor seating?
Every Jet's I have been to has always been in a small strip mall front with no seating and if there is its for when you wait for your order to be ready.
 
My completely unprovable speculation is that it's the worst rapper in the state of Tennessee, Jack Jr.

He appeared suddenly when people were making fun of his latest shitty song, then went silent for awhile but now has reappeared when people mentioned his wife's shitty face.

EDIT: Oh and he just left this gem on my profile:
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Who the fuck would jack off to BBC?
 
I think it's jack being butthurt over not being allowed in places without a face mask, since they'll kick him out if he's not wearing one. I can't think of any other thing it could be.
i mean, he's gone into a number of businesses maskless despite signage on the door that says all customers must wear one

obviously no one likes wearing them but it's pretty incredible how he has to bitch about it every single day
 
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