💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votos: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votos: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votos: 34 2.1%
  • October-November 2024

    Votos: 37 2.3%
  • December 2024

    Votos: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votos: 256 16.1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votos: 261 16.4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votos: 930 58.5%

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    1,591
we all know why jack "never goes downtown" as he likes to say. since he's so scared of minorities, he settles for strip mall restaurants in his suburb and misses out on some really great restaurants in nashville
His loss. I don't know if you've ever been the only white guy in a soul food restaurant before but I've never had a bad experience and it's some of the best kind of Southern hospitality you can get.
 
His loss. I don't know if you've ever been the only white guy in a soul food restaurant before but I've never had a bad experience and it's some of the best kind of Southern hospitality you can get.
Yeah, you'll typically hear stuff like, "you've probably never tried something like this, baby. Have you ever had x, y, z? Let me bring you out a lil bit." Especially if it's locally owned. Old black folks typically just want to feed you, and race rarely comes into play.
 
i thought we could only discuss "food, family, and fun"?

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Yeah, you'll typically hear stuff like, "you've probably never tried something like this, baby. Have you ever had x, y, z? Let me bring you out a lil bit." Especially if it's locally owned. Old black folks typically just want to feed you, and race rarely comes into play.
This especially comes in handy if you have a accent that is nowhere near the south. My upper-midwest dialect gets me free shit from these places all the time.

"Why no, I've never had grits before? Are they any good? And while you make some bring some butter and salt, thanks".
 

This is one of my favorite Jack videos because it so effortlessly shows how massive a douchebag he is- he's seriously astonished that a restaurant would have the audacity to charge him more for extra dressing. The self-described "food guy" apparently doesn't realize that most restaurants (as a best practice) typically give one to-go dressing/sauce/dip per dish in an take-out order for pricing reasons. And as with anything, extras like these are made of raw materials that cost money, so ofc requesting more of them will require further payment. It's something we've all encountered, and as long as you're not a total mongoloid, it should be common sense. But no, this asshole is bemoaning the horror of having to fork over 69 cents for extra dressing.

And that's not even the worst part of the video. It's clear that Jack Jr. and Tammy are sitting impatiently, wanting to dig in, but are forced to sit and wait while Jack has his tantrum- he probably yelled angrily when they protested/tried to start eating. Imagine your husband/father keeping you from your dinner while he lumbers around the table, sperging autistically at a camcorder that he's turned onto himself. Add in the knowing that he's doing it for an anemic, transient audience that not even local, and this "review" of Charo's (like all other JOTG reviews) is especially pointless, as 99% of his viewers are nowhere near CA.

Junior's face says it all. He probably got to school that morning at 8, went through the grind of the academic day, then spent a few hours that afternoon playing after-school football. Then, sweaty and aching, he was picked up by Jack and Tam and taken on a few errands, before they finally picked up the food and drove home. After a long day, the kid is tired and hungry- he just wants to eat. But no, now he has to deal with THIS.

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"(Yawn) Daaaad, I'm hungry. Can we please eat now? Pleeeaase??"
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ESqRpwWeRck
This is one of my favorite Jack videos because it so effortlessly shows how massive a douchebag he is- he's seriously astonished that a restaurant would have the audacity to charge him more for extra dressing. The self-described "food guy" apparently doesn't realize that most restaurants (as a best practice) typically give one to-go dressing/sauce/dip per dish in an take-out order for pricing reasons. And as with anything, extras like these are made of raw materials that cost money, so ofc requesting more of them will require further payment. It's something we've all encountered, and as long as you're not a total mongoloid, it should be common sense. But no, this asshole is bemoaning the horror of having to fork over 69 cents for extra dressing.

And that's not even the worst part of the video. It's clear that Jack Jr. and Tammy are sitting impatiently, wanting to dig in, but are forced to sit and wait while Jack has his tantrum- he probably yelled angrily when they protested/tried to start eating. Imagine your husband/father keeping you from your dinner while he lumbers around the table, sperging autistically at a camcorder that he's turned onto himself. Add in the knowing that he's doing it for an anemic, transient audience that not even local, and this "review" of Charo's (like all other JOTG reviews) is especially pointless, as 99% of his viewers are nowhere near CA.

Junior's face says it all. He probably got to school that morning at 8, went through the grind of the academic day, then spent a few hours that afternoon playing after-school football. Then, sweaty and aching, he was picked up by Jack and Tam and taken on a few errands, before they finally picked up the food and drove home. After a long day, the kid is tired and hungry- he just wants to eat. But no, now he has to deal with THIS.

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"(Yawn) Daaaad, I'm hungry. Can we please eat now? Pleeeaase??"
I love how he stresses that all he got was that little side salad yet we know those two containers of food in the bag are his.
 
Normally his "salads" are at least 3000 calories, so that should put things in perspective.
I mentioned it recently how hilarious it is to watch these fat fucks eat those huge salads with chips in them and drowned in dressing and think they're eating healthy even Jack's side salad is bad health wise. This time I was just pointing out the other food containers because we know they're Jack's yet he makes a point to try act like he's only eating this little portion.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ESqRpwWeRck
This is one of my favorite Jack videos because it so effortlessly shows how massive a douchebag he is- he's seriously astonished that a restaurant would have the audacity to charge him more for extra dressing. The self-described "food guy" apparently doesn't realize that most restaurants (as a best practice) typically give one to-go dressing/sauce/dip per dish in an take-out order for pricing reasons. And as with anything, extras like these are made of raw materials that cost money, so ofc requesting more of them will require further payment. It's something we've all encountered, and as long as you're not a total mongoloid, it should be common sense. But no, this asshole is bemoaning the horror of having to fork over 69 cents for extra dressing.

And that's not even the worst part of the video. It's clear that Jack Jr. and Tammy are sitting impatiently, wanting to dig in, but are forced to sit and wait while Jack has his tantrum- he probably yelled angrily when they protested/tried to start eating. Imagine your husband/father keeping you from your dinner while he lumbers around the table, sperging autistically at a camcorder that he's turned onto himself. Add in the knowing that he's doing it for an anemic, transient audience that not even local, and this "review" of Charo's (like all other JOTG reviews) is especially pointless, as 99% of his viewers are nowhere near CA.

Junior's face says it all. He probably got to school that morning at 8, went through the grind of the academic day, then spent a few hours that afternoon playing after-school football. Then, sweaty and aching, he was picked up by Jack and Tam and taken on a few errands, before they finally picked up the food and drove home. After a long day, the kid is tired and hungry- he just wants to eat. But no, now he has to deal with THIS.

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"(Yawn) Daaaad, I'm hungry. Can we please eat now? Pleeeaase??"
2 entree salads plus one side salad and these landwhales got 7-8 dressing containers. holy shit
 
This video cements to me how Jack really is essentially Joeysworldtour if he did cooking videos instead of food reviews (then again Joey is allegedly a better fucking cook than Jack since he did work as a catering chef) because god what is it with fat low quality food channels moaning sexually when eating food

I hate to come across as defending Joey (because holy shit lol) but there’s a big difference between the two.

Joey is self-aware enough to know that he’s a grotesque spectacle that people watch for memes, shitposting on his vids, and to see a fat food addict eat himself to death. He knows and he plays to that crowd hard.

Jack on the other hand has no self awareness, thinks he’s an expert at both cooking and YouTube promotion, and thinks he’s a picture of health, blessed by God above. And he still thinks all of his viewers are genuine fans.

That difference in self awareness is why Joey’s thread has basically fizzled, and Jack’s is one of the busiest on the site.
 
Yeah, you'll typically hear stuff like, "you've probably never tried something like this, baby. Have you ever had x, y, z? Let me bring you out a lil bit." Especially if it's locally owned. Old black folks typically just want to feed you, and race rarely comes into play.

This is Jack. Upon parking in a "Bad Neighborhood" in California, he proceeded to pretend he was being chased by local blacks gang members right before going into what looked like a clean, mid-range soul food restaurant.

And since he had Paul with him, Jack wasn't the most racist person in the room, who proceeded to mutter, "You see that poster of Obama they got there? I don't know about this place..." within earshot of the waitress.
 
I hate to come across as defending Joey (because holy shit lol) but there’s a big difference between the two.

Joey is self-aware enough to know that he’s a grotesque spectacle that people watch for memes, shitposting on his vids, and to see a fat food addict eat himself to death. He knows and he plays to that crowd hard.

Jack on the other hand has no self awareness, thinks he’s an expert at both cooking and YouTube promotion, and thinks he’s a picture of health, blessed by God above. And he still thinks all of his viewers are genuine fans.

That difference in self awareness is why Joey’s thread has basically fizzled, and Jack’s is one of the busiest on the site.
Fair enough, it also doesn't help Joey is marginally more entertaining than Jack in a intentional way (while Jack is unintentionally hilarious) while also probably being a better chef that knows more about cooking and his place on Youtube.

God I can't believe Jack is so inept and disgusting that he makes fucking Joeysworldtour look like a chad or way smarter person in comparison
 
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