💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Jack essentially tried to make a seasoned salt for the fries (but in true Jack fashion, failed it). His ingredient list is shockingly similar to mine, only i don't use chili powder or smoked paprika, opting instead for pepper flakes and regular paprika respectively. I also don't eyeball things like this because the flavors can be really fucked up if you do.

1 cup salt
1/4 cup black pepper
2 tsp onion powder
2 tsp garlic powder
4 tsp paprika
Pepper flakes are totally optional, so use them to taste.

Just mix it together. It does make a LOT, so be prepared for storage.
See, that actually works. Because it's mostly a flavored salt that adds to it. I legit thought he was just making a chili mix rather than this.
 
Professional YouTuber (he puts the tuber in it, amirite?) forgot to record him eating the meal. What a loss. Tammy got a Hawaiian pizza, so it looks like she's already given up the diet. Here's the nutrition facts for the All Meat Pizza Bowl that he got:

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Professional YouTuber (he puts the tuber in it, amirite?) forgot to record him eating the meal. What a loss. Tammy got a Hawaiian pizza, so it looks like she's already given up the diet. Here's the nutrition facts for the All Meat Pizza Bowl that he got:

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You know he ate the whole thing and had one of those salads with the huge croutons and drenched it in caesar dressing so yeah "Keto".

I really wish he'd tape himself at the Doctors or this diet plan place he's going too just to see his truly mystified face as they say he lost little or no weight and his response of "But I ate Keto!"
 
Professional YouTuber (he puts the tuber in it, amirite?) forgot to record him eating the meal. What a loss. Tammy got a Hawaiian pizza, so it looks like she's already given up the diet. Here's the nutrition facts for the All Meat Pizza Bowl that he got:

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"Serving (1/2 Pizza Bowl)"

Oh yes, certainly. I'm sure fat Jack only ate half of it. Some homeless person must have eaten the other half. :story:
 
"Serving (1/2 Pizza Bowl)"

Oh yes, certainly. I'm sure fat Jack only ate half of it. Some homeless person must have eaten the other half. :story:
So that means Jack, a survivor of two strokes, ingested over 4g of salt and 48g of saturated fat in that one meal. Then there's the 28g of carbs including 10g of sugar in that "keto" meal (note that Marco's Pizza does not market their pizza bowls as being a keto friendly dish). If he is serious about doing this diet he has to stop eating out, but it's clear this is just a fig leaf for him to pretend he is being healthy. Like a smoker who switches to chew, the underlying addiction isn't being dealt with.
 
I know I've posted this guy before, but in case Jack is lurking, here's a dude who lost over 130 lbs by sticking with a genuinely healthy diet and walking daily.
 

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Professional YouTuber (he puts the tuber in it, amirite?) forgot to record him eating the meal. What a loss. Tammy got a Hawaiian pizza, so it looks like she's already given up the diet. Here's the nutrition facts for the All Meat Pizza Bowl that he got:

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Do you think Jack honestly looks at the nutritional label on things? This is a lethal amount of fat and salt and you know that he ate the whole thing plus that salad drenched in dressing as well which upped the fat and salt content.
 
Professional YouTuber (he puts the tuber in it, amirite?) forgot to record him eating the meal. What a loss. Tammy got a Hawaiian pizza, so it looks like she's already given up the diet. Here's the nutrition facts for the All Meat Pizza Bowl that he got:

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I feel like we should keep a tally for every time he fucks up editing a video or forgets to record. He had a food on the go video show the cooking with jack segment, a recent cooking with jack video show jack on the go, and now he forgot to do the recording. At this point he might as well have Jr. do the video editing for him. Would probably result in better quality anyways.
 
The idea of eating a trough of greasy pizza toppings is so foul. And it would be way less unhealthy to just eat half a pizza. Replacing carbs with saturated fat, what a great diet.
 
how to botulism pt. 2 coming up

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Is this how Jack plans to make his left arm paralyzed now? Through flaccid paralysis by ingesting botulinum? That's one of the most deadly toxins if I remember right. Something like a few tablespoons of it will kill half the entire population or some absurd amount.
 
"they're only doing takeout, we can't go inside"

*tammy and tammy jr proceed to walk inside*

these fat assholes really ordered what looks like a medium sized pizza AND they each ordered a pizza bowl as well. dear lord
That Marco's is in Summer County and it has a mask mandate yet they enter without masks. Also, he is parked in a handicap spot, it is illegal for them to park in the handicap spot and for him to stay in the car.
 
Is this how Jack plans to make his left arm paralyzed now? Through flaccid paralysis by ingesting botulinum? That's one of the most deadly toxins if I remember right. Something like a few tablespoons of it will kill half the entire population or some absurd amount.
Yeah the botulinum toxin is reputed to be the deadliest toxin in the world. It's also why if you've ever bought jarred garlic, like Mushbrain does, it's packed in olive oil with a touch of vinegar to kill any spores that might have hitched a ride on the bulbs.

So the Sultan of Salmonella and the Maquis of Mayo is going to be the Baron of Botulism now when it's done.
 
I realize people don't go to this place for truly healthful food but looking at their website they do offer bowls that are at least...closer.... to that and are basically all veggies and some cheese and pizza sauce. The fact that he got a tub of greasy, salty, meat and cheese doesn't shock anyone but it is kind of amazing that somebody can look at that order and think "well hey, it doesn't have bread so it's healthy!". Just amazing.
 
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