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[Chilson]

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Quintonette really is like some kind of fish person. Everything about his face is just so off from the norm.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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First: Why is he wearing pedo glasses? Why does anyone still buy them?

Second: Bigfoot Mini-series? He is Bigfoot.

 

[Ged!]

I made the maths ages ago. He likely makes at the very least a little over 2k which he usually burns on acquiring stupid random shit from Ebay. He once planned a video on Jimmy Carter's peanut campaign and bought memorabilia for it (mentioned on his Fake Presidents video) and never used any.

$2k from patreon, plus whatever he nets from YouTube. Also, does he do sponsorships? I mean, we're talking between $3k and $5k a month pre-tax at an absolute minimum. I feel like even a major ebay junkie would run out of random trash to blow that kind of income on pretty quickly, but what do I know...

 

[Bec]

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Does quinton know homestuck is 8000 pages long?

 

[Ma_Hooty]

I cannot get over the fact that this guy is only 24, 24.
Dude looks easily early 40's already. Guess that is what a perpetual existence of being bitter, awkward and resentful all the time does huh.

This will never not be relevant when it comes to people with shitty personalities matching their shitty appearance:

Anyway, took me several days to read this whole thread; used to watch Quinley before he turned into a loaf, can you guess what turned me off of him for good?
Just waiting for him to blame mental illness for his shitty behavior, it's only a matter of time since he's already using it for pity points. I roll my eyes so hard, I see stars every time he uses the term "mild panic attack"- there's no such thing, your mind and body think you're going to die when it comes to that.

Damn, even when bringing up muh mental illness, he half asses it- commit to the act or don't, you beta crybaby bitch.

 

[Inshallah]

First: Why is he wearing pedo glasses? Why does anyone still buy them?

Second: Bigfoot Mini-series? He is Bigfoot.

Great opportunity for Q, he can be the first Bigfoot series to actually find bigfoot. He just has to end his search at the bathroom mirror, and BAM, he's made history.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Ok, to my knowledge no copies of A Critique of Citizen Kane exist but I found this screencaps from when the video existed documenting the exchanges between two true Internet intellectuals.

 

[Glade Candles]

Does quinton know homestuck is 8000 pages long?

He won't actually read it, he'll watch a four-hour series retrospective and regurgitate that with some hot-takes that don't make any sense, 40 minutes, 3-minute sponsor ad, 5 ad breaks.

 

[Cemila Mandes]

For anyone who cares, here are a few more screencaptures from A Critique of Citizen Kane, which include MauLer's response to Quinton's Doctor Who comment.

Quinton could have easily jumped on this by mocking MauLer for his thin-skinned response and chimping out over being slightly mocked. But this is Quinton we're talking about, so he melted from the drama and thought it would go away by ignoring it.

 

[omori]

Hold on a sec, how long has Quinton been planning his iCarly retrospective? Saltydkdan, another youtuber Quinton is acquainted with and was in his sadsack collab, made a shitpost-y video two months back on speedrunning an old iCarly game. It went over decently well within that circle of youtube, helped that Fredrick Knudsen narrated it. Wonder if Quinton is trying to piggyback on that success.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Hold on a sec, how long has Quinton been planning his iCarly retrospective? Saltydkdan, another youtuber Quinton is acquainted with and was in his sadsack collab, made a shitpost-y video two months back on speedrunning an old iCarly game. It went over decently well within that circle of youtube, helped that Fredrick Knudsen narrated it. Wonder if Quinton is trying to piggyback on that success.

I doubt he had any other plan besides just doing it. The iCarly retrospective was something Q used to convince his fanbase to inflate his subcount since mid October and he plans on making several videos. Chances are that it only premieres until March, which would match Q's expected return since he technically is on vacation.

Salty's vids were reasonably entertaining and integrated their components (cameos, info, goofy intrusion) seamlessly. I think it is too optimistic to think Q can pull that out even if he actively tries. He might start his video saying "Hey guys, if you get me to 500k I will do a McDonald's mukbang or some other shit"

This will heal the wounds of a broken ego.

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1359969857144561669

 

[Vesperus]

uWu Trump girl turned Bernie gal + iCarly superfan that consooms Garfield memorabilia as a personality trait

I'm sure there's a pronoun for that.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Does quinton know homestuck is 8000 pages long?

Even if he does, there's no fucking way he could understand even half of it. He will Wikipedia the whole thing then talk about the fandom and the lack of trans or some shit.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Aight kiwi dudes, I have a special gift for ye to celebrate the worst lunar new year of my life. One of my favourite kiwis, @scathefire, gave me an idea earlier today while we were bantering about our favourite media reviewer. Halas, thanks to Twitter's advanced search settings I have compiled a little gallery of Quinton's interactions with a couple people you are more than likely familiar with to present a more complete picture of the Garfield historian.

Nerd City


Links:
1. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/956710821601730561
2. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/985231244245065728
3. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/988651206678667264
4. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/887754562576273410
5. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/878352193241325569

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/879395410179235840

Chris Ray Gun


Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/981340727799054336
2. https://twitter.com/ChrisRGun/status/854464635394605056
3. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/887724982658379781
4. https://twitter.com/ChrisRGun/status/930575056689754113
5. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/952992712541790209
6. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/974008477529014272
7. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/981340727799054336
8. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/991775078659641345
9. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/993224766155837442


Shoe0nHead


Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/921758755787821057
2. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/963952504055660544
3. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1009639196707786752
4. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1008168279461060610
5. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1323370725718302720

Patricia Taxxon


Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1244674458239078400
2. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1245901444626202629
3. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1265749486598590466
4. https://twitter.com/PatriciaTaxxon/status/1265751393496793090
5. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1168725767062265856
6. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1317951206719954947
7. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1320142808536276993
8. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1335333402850037760

Lindsay Ellis:

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/983205024259084288

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/984290483286560768

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/985346183563489280

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/987406580227469316

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/988475041997295616

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/989950043020058624

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/990796990131900416

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1024315170166910976

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1063941909117394950

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1072268891383062529

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1073693947158020097

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1074581202399567873

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1152408328640684032

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1174564284077989888

 

[Esoteric Demonic Democrat]

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Why is it that all YouTubers are either extremely short or tall lmao. It feels like average height doesn't even exist sometimes.

 

[protomartyr]

Aight kiwi dudes, I have a special gift for ye to celebrate the worst lunar new year of my life. One of my favourite kiwis, @scathefire, gave me an idea earlier today while we were bantering about our favourite media reviewer. Halas, thanks to Twitter's advanced search settings I have compiled a little gallery of Quinton's interactions with a couple people you are more than likely familiar with to present a more complete picture of the Garfield historian.

Nerd City
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Links:
1. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/956710821601730561
2. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/985231244245065728
3. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/988651206678667264
4. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/887754562576273410
5. https://twitter.com/nerdcity/status/878352193241325569

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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/879395410179235840

Chris Ray Gun
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Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/981340727799054336
2. https://twitter.com/ChrisRGun/status/854464635394605056
3. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/887724982658379781
4. https://twitter.com/ChrisRGun/status/930575056689754113
5. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/952992712541790209
6. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/974008477529014272
7. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/981340727799054336
8. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/991775078659641345
9. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/993224766155837442


Shoe0nHead
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Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/921758755787821057
2. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/963952504055660544
3. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1009639196707786752
4. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1008168279461060610
5. https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1323370725718302720

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Links:
1. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1244674458239078400
2. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1245901444626202629
3. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1265749486598590466
4. https://twitter.com/PatriciaTaxxon/status/1265751393496793090
5. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1168725767062265856
6. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1317951206719954947
7. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1320142808536276993
8. https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1335333402850037760

Lindsay Ellis:
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/983205024259084288

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/984290483286560768

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/985346183563489280

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/987406580227469316

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/988475041997295616

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/989950043020058624

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/990796990131900416

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1024315170166910976

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1063941909117394950

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1072268891383062529

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1073693947158020097

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1074581202399567873

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1152408328640684032

https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1174564284077989888

Q isn't the main character in his own life. I've never seen a man simp so hard for so many different people.

 

[Itterasshai]

Ok, to my knowledge no copies of A Critique of Citizen Kane exist but I found this screencaps from when the video existed documenting the exchanges between two true Internet intellectuals.
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For anyone who cares, here are a few more screencaptures from A Critique of Citizen Kane, which include MauLer's response to Quinton's Doctor Who comment.

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Quinton could have easily jumped on this by mocking MauLer for his thin-skinned response and chimping out over being slightly mocked. But this is Quinton we're talking about, so he melted from the drama and thought it would go away by ignoring it.

Just two adults having an intellectual debate on the merits of a Disney film in YouTube comments while respectfully criticising each other’s treatises and the work of a fellow cinema critic, one Jenny Nicholson.

Funnily enough, Jenny Nicholson might be the one with the best content and the thickest skin. At the very least, she does not take herself more seriously than is warranted, takes less than five hours to get out all her points, and, to the best of my knowledge, is yet to show up in the comment chain to complain about the gall of people mocking her work.

‘The other adult thing’, heh.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Q isn't the main character in his own life. I've never seen a man simp so hard for so many different people.

I want to bring further attention to something here.
Lindsay Ellis gave Quinton the PhilosophyTube treatment. With two exceptions, she deleted every tweet or thread Q replied to.
He had Nerd City on his corner up until the Mumkey saga.
He has an extensive track record of simping on Taxxon.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Gee? I wonder WHY he loves Heathcliff? :/

 

[Chilson]

Just two adults having an intellectual debate on the merits of a Disney film in YouTube comments while respectfully criticising each other’s treatises and the work of a fellow cinema critic, one Jenny Nicholson.

Funnily enough, Jenny Nicholson might be the one with the best content and the thickest skin. At the very least, she does not take herself more seriously than is warranted, takes less than five hours to get out all her points, and, to the best of my knowledge, is yet to show up in the comment chain to complain about the gall of people mocking her work.

‘The other adult thing’, heh.

Eh, if you peruse Jenny's thread you would see a chimp out in a blue moon over critics but it is a rare occurrence to be sure.