🪦 Deceased Dragoneer / Preyfar / firepyro / Sean Piche / Spottybitch / Princess Piche - FurAffinity's incompetent, lazy, dogfucker-defending, scam artist leader who got cucked by a brony

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Hoes Mad dijo:
why does it have two pairs of balls???
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what

oh, the knot, it's a bit of furry autism. For some reason furfags are genuinely fucking obsessed with the bulbus glandis (aka knot) found primarily on canine penises. Reasons for this fascination vary from being outright fucking zoophiles to people thinking hyoomun dicks are boring and need the penile equivalent of tailfins on a '59 Cadillac to be interesting
 
Wasteland Ranger dijo:
what

oh, the knot, it's a bit of furry autism. For some reason furfags are genuinely fucking obsessed with the bulbus glandis (aka knot) found primarily on canine penises. Reasons for this fascination vary from being outright fucking zoophiles to people thinking hyoomun dicks are boring and need the penile equivalent of tailfins on a '59 Cadillac to be interesting
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Fun fact: I know a veterinarian who has a personal vendetta against furries. Besides abhorring the usual dogfucking, she's permanently annoyed that the cumbrained idiots don't even try to get things right. I've heard a couple of rants from her, but knots in particular drive her up a wall. "IT ONLY ENGORGES WHEN THE DOG IS ALREADY DONE! IT'S NOT JUST A SIGN OF ERECTION!" She's got a similar thing going on with how furries draw horse cocks.

Apparently, there are only two kinds of vets: those who are furries, and those who hate furries.
 
Wasteland Ranger dijo:
what

oh, the knot, it's a bit of furry autism. For some reason furfags are genuinely fucking obsessed with the bulbus glandis (aka knot) found primarily on canine penises. Reasons for this fascination vary from being outright fucking zoophiles to people thinking hyoomun dicks are boring and need the penile equivalent of tailfins on a '59 Cadillac to be interesting
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If they were really concerned about it being "boring" then why does it have a normal human dickhead? Why not go all out with some other animal's dickhead?
 
MysticMisty dijo:
If they were really concerned about it being "boring" then why does it have a normal human dickhead? Why not go all out with some other animal's dickhead?
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I mean, some do, if you really want to open THAT pandora's box of what-the-christ
 
Sheepdog dijo:
I do not understand why art websites do not simplify and improve upon the commissioning process. That is a service many artists would pay for, and it would keep artists on their websites and using their features built for their business. It's like they don't want to make money. HelllOOOO. Give yo artists some motherfucking tools to use if they're the backbone of it.
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The Japanese are already a step ahead in this regard, funny enough. They've got a site called Skeb that is pretty much built to facilitate commissioning Japanese artists. I'm kinda surprised no western sites have tried to copy it yet, although some other JP sites have, like Pixiv now also offers requests in a similar fashion.

The process is pretty simple: Artist links their Twitter with Skeb and opens requests. They can put a minimum cost and a "recommended" cost for their works. Commissioners then submit a request form and an amount to offer as payment. The artist then accepts the request or doesn't. Per the rules of the site, there's no back-and-forth communication or do-overs. Payment gets taken out when the request is accepted. They even have a built-in translator tool for non-Japanese speakers. As far as how the site makes money, I believe they get a small portion of the commission payments in fees.

It's not a perfect system but they basically boiled down commissions to the fewest amount of steps possible. FA could probably set up some kind of system if they wanted but that would require Dragoneer to not be a moron for a second.
 
Keine dijo:
The Japanese are already a step ahead in this regard, funny enough. They've got a site called Skeb that is pretty much built to facilitate commissioning Japanese artists. I'm kinda surprised no western sites have tried to copy it yet, although some other JP sites have, like Pixiv now also offers requests in a similar fashion.

The process is pretty simple: Artist links their Twitter with Skeb and opens requests. They can put a minimum cost and a "recommended" cost for their works. Commissioners then submit a request form and an amount to offer as payment. The artist then accepts the request or doesn't. Per the rules of the site, there's no back-and-forth communication or do-overs. Payment gets taken out when the request is accepted. They even have a built-in translator tool for non-Japanese speakers. As far as how the site makes money, I believe they get a small portion of the commission payments in fees.

It's not a perfect system but they basically boiled down commissions to the fewest amount of steps possible. FA could probably set up some kind of system if they wanted but that would require Dragoneer to not be a moron for a second.
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I know that a lot of furries will accept any drawing that's meant to be their character, no matter how little it actually looks like said character, but this system sounds like it would result in a lot of drama and buyer's remorse if applied to this crowd.

teriyakiburns dijo:
Do tell.
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I don't remember her exact words, but here's the general gist of it. Degenerates pay attention:

The dick is long and floppy, it's not a towering pillar of rock-hard flesh and it's comparatively skinny in a lot of breeds. Some breeds do have flat glans, but your characters' probably doesn't. The skin has a somewhat rough and wrinkly and mottled texture even when fully erect, it's not going to glisten like a lubed-up porn star's dick. And finally (this one really drove her up the wall), horses don't have knots. That "ring" halfway down some furries call a "median ring" isn't erectile tissue, it's the end of the foreskin. And every time someone draws a horse with a canine knot, God kills a kitten.

Didn't think I'd be talking about horse dicks just before lunch today, but that's furfags for ya.
 
If there are concerns for the adultness of the artwork vs transactions, you could still create a fully functioning website or widget of some sort to make the information storage, ect. process smooth, simple and organized. Many artists have to use websites, documents, Google forms, trello, etc. Just combine them all into the same service, and ask a membership fee to keep the site funded. From there, just let the individuals themselves exchange paypal info through their contact systems, and do independent invoices as ususal, as is typical now on FA or Twitter. This sort of website would not have to have to include handling, exchanging or being liable for the money to be worthwhile, imo.
 
Uh oh. Looks like 'Neer's in trouble.
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Bankruptcy saga may be starting sooner than we think.
 
this seems to be a problem on Cloudflare's end, for those wondering. Still really coincidental that this would only happen shortly after Dragoneer gets FA back.
 
I dont think ive seen someone this bad at running a site of this size.
 
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