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GBS is saying Burt Sexual died of cancer.
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That may be the admins were unwilling to permaban him.
 
Hmm... Funny how this was never even hinted at previously.
Methinks some wacky paedo antics are about to come to light!
 
didn't someone mention that he died here like 2 months ago?
He apparently found out about it a couple of months ago. Lots of people on discord knew.

It's not clear whether he found out he had cancer a couple of months ago or whether that's when he found out it was terminal.
 
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Ya I remember. I think he wore some stupid captain crunch style pirate hat while eating it?

Then another goon leapt at the opportunity to eat dog food, but instead went with dry dog food, in milk, like it was cereal or something. I remember the look of regret on his face when he crunched into his first bite
i think his name was baconbits
 
Pick pretending to care about other people. I've seen it all now. Goons are wonderful people and when people die of cancer they are now good people. What will goons say when Lowtax die?
It's pretty sickening how many goons have come out of the woodwork to beatify Burt.

You also know that being the one to drop the news gave Pick a huge rush.
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I feel like I made a post like "it couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole" or something

Someone said he was pleading cancer a while back.

I'd feel more sympathy if I believed it wasn't just a cover. Though if it was a brain tumor that would explain why he though posting creepshots of his daughter in a bikini on the internet was a good idea.
 
Though if it was a brain tumor that would explain why he though posting creepshots of his daughter in a bikini on the internet was a good idea.
Reading between the lines of what's been posted, it was lung cancer which had spread pretty much everywhere, including to the brain (which is common as lung cancer progresses).

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People have posted that he went to the doctor based on a single symptom, but no-one is saying what that symptom was. That's kind of weird because normally when someone in a group dies of cancer there's a big "don't ignore these symptoms" push.
 
A goon is asking people to buy his wife hotdogs, and he will then post pictures of her eating said hotdogs.

SA Mart: Buy my wife a hotdog: now with buyer protection!

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This lesbian can post dozens of pictures of her hot pac islander wife stuffing her face with hot dogs on demand but goddamn lowtax still hasn't sent out the spaceship jpegs!!!

ETA: rip burt i guess, fucking pervert.
 
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