💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[instythot]

Scratch that. All he had to do was be thankful for what he had instead of listening to his brother's tales about getting 40k a year for doing nothing.

I still think he could have played his dabbling in e-celebrity off as "sure it's retarded, but I'm supporting my retarded little brother"

The employer tattling revealed him to be as much of a vindictive thin skinned faggot (a prime cow quality) as Film Robert himself

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Needed to try out a new technique in 3D printing and someone suggested trying it on a picture of Bobert:



Works great. I'd send it to him on twitter but don't have a burner twitter and twitter wants a phone number to register now. As an side, the file I used to color the lithophane looks absolutely cursed.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I still think he could have played his dabbling in e-celebrity off as "sure it's retarded, but I'm supporting my retarded little brother"

The employer tattling revealed him to be as much of a vindictive thin skinned faggot (a prime cow quality) as Film Robert himself

What astonishes me most is that he can look at Bob's life and say to himself "That is the life I want." Your brother is a deeply miserable and angry human being who is currently living in a basement, can't support himself without the help from family and (as Bob views it) gets trolled endlessly everyday by people he says want to ruin his life.

Chris is literally above Bob in life and yet has decided that Bob is the one who has everything figured out.

 

[BubbleButt]

Needed to try out a new technique in 3D printing and someone suggested trying it on a picture of Bobert:

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Works great. I'd send it to him on twitter but don't have a burner twitter and twitter wants a phone number to register now. As an side, the file I used to color the lithophane looks absolutely cursed.

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I want to mail one to Bob's PO box.

 

[instythot]

I want to mail one to Bob's PO box.

Do it. We all know he'll claim it was an anonymous death threat

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

According to zillow, the Chipman house is in the 590,000 range:

58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA 01904 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $591,788. 58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA is a single family home that contains 2,306 sq ft and was built in 1926. It contains 3 bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this house is $591,788, which has increased by $6,596 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for...

www.zillow.com

Looking at the neighborhood, most houses are in the 450,000 range and to get up into the 700K range, you'll need 5 or more bedrooms.

Even at that, it's crazy how overpriced those homes are. You could get a 5 bd mansion in the Midwest for less than the amount that Chris owes on his Amityville Horrorhouse.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

According to zillow, the Chipman house is in the 590,000 range:

58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA 01904 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $591,788. 58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA is a single family home that contains 2,306 sq ft and was built in 1926. It contains 3 bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this house is $591,788, which has increased by $6,596 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for...

www.zillow.com

Looking at the neighborhood, most houses are in the 450,000 range and to get up into the 700K range, you'll need 5 or more bedrooms.

Even at that, it's crazy how overpriced those homes are. You could get a 5 bd mansion in the Midwest for less than the amount that Chris owes on his Amityville Horrorhouse.

What makes this so crazy is just how rundown the house is on both the outside and the inside. Their kitchen alone would possibly be enough to bring it down into the five figure range were it in any part of the country that isn't on the coasts. One of those remodeling shows would have a field day with their house.

And that's just the shit we can see. With how dilapidated the rest of the house looks, there is no telling how in badly need of repair their electrical, plumbing and structural foundations are. You could possibly be looking at a six figure sum to remodel the house to the point of bringing it into the 21st century.

 

[Positron]

All he had to do to avoid becoming a cow was not join in with his retarded brother for trying to get someone fired over a tweet they didn't like

No. He'd have to be like Dobson's gay brother: to completely abstain from social media.




Recall "Anger is how you win". Bobby, with his "immune compromised condition", thinks he can defeat covid with anger:


What if we "knocked some compliance" into Bobby's dietary habits? Diabetes is a drain in public health resources.


Indeed according to Alistair Victor Nunn et al, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations might not have the resources to develop a space-travel program because they are burdened by the public-health costs of chronic metabolic diseases, the ET versions of cancer and diabetes. Humans are more likely to get Moonwheat if we stopped cuddling the Mountain Dew Chicken constituency.




Bobby cheers on bullying, as long as the bullies are journalists and the targets are right.


But South Park is bad for having imaginary journalists torturing an imaginary character.

Whoever that "Brittany" character is in South Park, she is not a Republician.

Incoherent jibbering at a Bruce Springsteen advert:


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Bobby talks pro sports:


Auteur theory:

I'm on Bobby's side. Auteur Theory is not an accurate reflection of how films are made, and you don't have to be a Hollywood fan to reject Auteur Theory. Unfortunately the discussion is overrun by the usual cheap takes by Bobby's anti-fans: Linsay, eugenics, etc.

Bobby might weasel his way out of the charge of eugenics, but he can never deny being incoherent.

But if Bobby doesn't believe in Auteur Theory, why does he place so much stock on which director MCU hires?


This is how Gunn "pawned" that guy:


Meanwhile, in re: Black Widow, Bobby is preparing for the next stage of grief:


MCU:


MCU and motherhood (or maybe Oedipus Complex)




Bobby continues to introduce his niece to Gozilla:


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Dob Chipman:


Wut?


In Bobby's Angels, Ollie Thorn whores out for some LGBT award:



The Brunch Left are so dumb I'm beginning to doubt whether they are primates.

Trans kids. Amanda Jetté Knox trooned out her son, and her husband also trooned out months afterwards.

 

[instythot]

According to zillow, the Chipman house is in the 590,000 range:

58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA 01904 | Zillow

Zestimate® Home Value: $591,788. 58 Magnolia Ave, Lynn, MA is a single family home that contains 2,306 sq ft and was built in 1926. It contains 3 bedrooms and 1.5 bathrooms. The Zestimate for this house is $591,788, which has increased by $6,596 in the last 30 days. The Rent Zestimate for...

www.zillow.com

Looking at the neighborhood, most houses are in the 450,000 range and to get up into the 700K range, you'll need 5 or more bedrooms.

Even at that, it's crazy how overpriced those homes are. You could get a 5 bd mansion in the Midwest for less than the amount that Chris owes on his Amityville Horrorhouse.

How the fuck does a hundred year old 3 bedroom appreciate $6500/month without it being a giant property tax squeeze from the local municipality?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What makes this so crazy is just how rundown the house is on both the outside and the inside. Their kitchen alone would possibly be enough to bring it down into the five figure range were it in any part of the country that isn't on the coasts. One of those remodeling shows would have a field day with their house.

And that's just the shit we can see. With how dilapidated the rest of the house looks, there is no telling how in badly need of repair their electrical, plumbing and structural foundations are. You could possibly be looking at a six figure sum to remodel the house to the point of bringing it into the 21st century.

Hey now. You telling me that you would NOT pay top dollar for a kitchen whose counter tops have been all tiled? Fuggin crazy

 

[Troonologist PhD]

This me more MOTI than anything I’ve ever read on this thread and possibly this entire site. Thank God Hell exists.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

No. He'd have to be like Dobson's gay brother: to completely abstain from social media.
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Recall "Anger is how you win". Bobby, with his "immune compromised condition", thinks he can defeat covid with anger:
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What if we "knocked some compliance" into Bobby's dietary habits? Diabetes is a drain in public health resources.

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Indeed according to Alistair Victor Nunn et al, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations might not have the resources to develop a space-travel program because they are burdened by the public-health costs of chronic metabolic diseases, the ET versions of cancer and diabetes. Humans are more likely to get Moonwheat if we stopped cuddling the Mountain Dew Chicken constituency.

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Bobby cheers on bullying, as long as the bullies are journalists and the targets are right.
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But South Park is bad for having imaginary journalists torturing an imaginary character.
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Whoever that "Brittany" character is in South Park, she is not a Republician.

Incoherent jibbering at a Bruce Springsteen advert:
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Bobby talks pro sports:
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Auteur theory:
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I'm on Bobby's side. Auteur Theory is not an accurate reflection of how films are made, and you don't have to be a Hollywood fan to reject Auteur Theory. Unfortunately the discussion is overrun by the usual cheap takes by Bobby's anti-fans: Linsay, eugenics, etc.
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Bobby might weasel his way out of the charge of eugenics, but he can never deny being incoherent.

But if Bobby doesn't believe in Auteur Theory, why does he place so much stock on which director MCU hires?
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This is how Gunn "pawned" that guy:
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Meanwhile, in re: Black Widow, Bobby is preparing for the next stage of grief:
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MCU:
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MCU and motherhood (or maybe Oedipus Complex)
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Bobby continues to introduce his niece to Gozilla:
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Dob Chipman:
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Wut?
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In Bobby's Angels, Ollie Thorn whores out for some LGBT award:
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The Bruch Left are so dumb I'm beginning to doubt whether they are primates.

Trans kids. Amanda Jetté Knox trooned out her son, and her husband also trooned out months afterwards.
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Every time Bob, he just makes a bigger jackass out of himself.

I do have one question though, what the hell is pink capitalism?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Every time Bob, he just makes a bigger jackass out of himself.

I do have one question though, what the hell is pink capitalism?

I'm pretty sure it is female capitalism. Plus or minus a feminine penis,

 

[The Valeyard]

I do have one question though, what the hell is pink capitalism?

It's when the megacorps pander to the LGBT, especially during Pride Month when they shove rainbows into all of their marketing.

 

[Red Hood]

Chris clarifies our misunderstanding:
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I had a hearty Rich Evans laugh at Chris' estimate of his home's future value, even provided there isn't another housing bubble.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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This me more MOTI than anything I’ve ever read on this thread and possibly this entire site. Thank God Hell exists.

I can understand a child having identity issues and trying to find there way in the world, struggling with emotional problems and questioning whether they fit into the categories they've been assigned.

Radical hormone therapy and bodily modification surgery is not a good solution to these problems, though.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I still think he could have played his dabbling in e-celebrity off as "sure it's retarded, but I'm supporting my retarded little brother"

The employer tattling revealed him to be as much of a vindictive thin skinned faggot (a prime cow quality) as Film Robert himself

Yeah. There's a difference between supporting your brother and fighting all his battles, and Bob's firmly on the wrong side of that line.

No. He'd have to be like Dobson's gay brother: to completely abstain from social media.
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Recall "Anger is how you win". Bobby, with his "immune compromised condition", thinks he can defeat covid with anger:
Ver archivo adjunto 1906354
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What if we "knocked some compliance" into Bobby's dietary habits? Diabetes is a drain in public health resources.

Ver archivo adjunto 1906538
Indeed according to Alistair Victor Nunn et al, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations might not have the resources to develop a space-travel program because they are burdened by the public-health costs of chronic metabolic diseases, the ET versions of cancer and diabetes. Humans are more likely to get Moonwheat if we stopped cuddling the Mountain Dew Chicken constituency.

Ver archivo adjunto 1906363
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Bobby cheers on bullying, as long as the bullies are journalists and the targets are right.
Ver archivo adjunto 1906388

But South Park is bad for having imaginary journalists torturing an imaginary character.
Ver archivo adjunto 1906433
Whoever that "Brittany" character is in South Park, she is not a Republician.

Incoherent jibbering at a Bruce Springsteen advert:
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+ + + +
Bobby talks pro sports:
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Auteur theory:
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I'm on Bobby's side. Auteur Theory is not an accurate reflection of how films are made, and you don't have to be a Hollywood fan to reject Auteur Theory. Unfortunately the discussion is overrun by the usual cheap takes by Bobby's anti-fans: Linsay, eugenics, etc.
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Bobby might weasel his way out of the charge of eugenics, but he can never deny being incoherent.

But if Bobby doesn't believe in Auteur Theory, why does he place so much stock on which director MCU hires?
Ver archivo adjunto 1906480

This is how Gunn "pawned" that guy:
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Meanwhile, in re: Black Widow, Bobby is preparing for the next stage of grief:
Ver archivo adjunto 1906379

MCU:
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MCU and motherhood (or maybe Oedipus Complex)
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Bobby continues to introduce his niece to Gozilla:
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+ + + +
Dob Chipman:
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Wut?
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In Bobby's Angels, Ollie Thorn whores out for some LGBT award:
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The Brunch Left are so dumb I'm beginning to doubt whether they are primates.

Trans kids. Amanda Jetté Knox trooned out her son, and her husband also trooned out months afterwards.
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1) > AOC isn't my friend.
It's funny you say that, because you've been simping for her ever since she defeated Joe Crowley two years ago. Has she sent you a DM saying she won't shag you? If so, and I rarely have a good excuse to say this, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is fucking based.
2) > China achieved normality

Do you also believe the Uighurs were sent to holiday camps?
3) Blob, as is now tradition, says the quiet part out loud and starts revealing his fetish for unleashing a police state on the mayo ghouls.
4) what's so good about the space programme anyway? I don't see how pouring billions of taxpayers' money down the drain so that, in 200 years, someone can grow wheat on the moon is a good thing.
5) I see Blob's simps are still white-knighting him.
6) this is why everyone hates brunchistas. If you give them a choice between giving everyone on the planet three square meals a day and giving troons free dildos, they'll go for the dildos and call anyone who disagrees with them a twansphobe.

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This me more MOTI than anything I’ve ever read on this thread and possibly this entire site. Thank God Hell exists.

”trans kids” shouldn't be vote grabbers. They should be in therapy and their groomers, as well as their parents, should be in the dock.

I do have one question though, what the hell is pink capitalism?

Neoliberalism coupled with pro-gay stances.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I can understand a child having identity issues and trying to find there way in the world, struggling with emotional problems and questioning whether they fit into the categories they've been assigned.

Radical hormone therapy and bodily modification surgery is not a good solution to these problems, though.

Trans surgery is to the 2000s what lobotomy was in the 1950's, a medical fad that was supposed to be a quick fix to the mental illness problem. Only now there's an extra political twist to it. If you can get your kid to troon out, chances are good they'll vote neoliberal Democrat for the rest of their lives and support a big welfare state, since they've (a) Destroyed their own fertility and ability to form families and (b) will require extensive medical and mental health assistance for the rest of their lives.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

I can understand a child having identity issues and trying to find there way in the world, struggling with emotional problems and questioning whether they fit into the categories they've been assigned.

Radical hormone therapy and bodily modification surgery is not a good solution to these problems, though.

GID in children only exists because of people (I hesitate to use that word) want it to exist. It’s worse than pedophilia because it’s possible to recover from trauma. It’s physically impossible and would take a literal miracle to fix what these monsters are doing.

Trans surgery is to the 2000s what lobotomy was in the 1950's, a medical fad that was supposed to be a quick fix to the mental illness problem. Only now there's an extra political twist to it. If you can get your kid to troon out, chances are good they'll vote neoliberal Democrat for the rest of their lives and support a big welfare state, since they've (a) Destroyed their own fertility and ability to form families and (b) will require extensive medical and mental health assistance for the rest of their lives.

That’s being too generous. Trans kids are to current year what purse puppies were to the mid-2000’s.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I still think he could have played his dabbling in e-celebrity off as "sure it's retarded, but I'm supporting my retarded little brother"

The employer tattling revealed him to be as much of a vindictive thin skinned faggot (a prime cow quality) as Film Robert himself

If Bob wanted to help his little brother, he'd like totally do a bottle drive and cash in that mountain of empties that decorates his basement, whilst encouraging others to donate bottles as well. It'd be a sight better than Chris' fucking e-begging.

You'd think these blue-voting massholes would be all over recycling, ffs.