💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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An unnamed adult male has been struck and killed by a bus not far from where he lives.
http://www.kare11.com/story/news/lo...-struck-killed-by-metro-transit-bus/29886165/
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Kiwis, you're jumping to conclusions again. Save your panic until we get a name.
 
I doubt that's him. Yeah it's a cheap and easy method of killing yourself, and Dobbsy is the type to not think about the feelings of the driver/passengers, but walking 4 miles or so to kill himself? Nah.

He might have took one last solemn walk to reflect on his life thus far.
Or maybe he danced down the street while singing "Singing in the Rain" and got hit by a bus, I'm not his fucking biographer.
 
He did? I've never heard of him having one. A quick google and there it is. The deviant art post of the christmas/hannukah incident. Because what girl DOESN'T like her relationship dramas aired on the internet for all to see like piss-stained draws on a balcony? Right?
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That poor girl. Tom nuking a relationship over his selfish mindset and religious hangups seems very typical with his character... Sad little balloon molesting bear when will you realize it's not all about you.
TL;DR
Dobson gets pissy because his girlfriend asked him a rather inoffensive question
Dobson wants to still believe in Santa
Dobson has no money because he refuses to get a real job
Dobson very passive-aggressively drew a picture that mocked his girlfriend's religion
Dobson whines about not getting anything he wants for Christmas and then casually admits he can't afford to get his girlfriend she wants because he is poor
Dobson's girlfriend tells him to stop being a pussy and say things to her face and not online
 
A man contemplating suicide decides to live, goes for a walk to clear his head and gets hits by a bus.

If that was indeed Dobson he has finaly succeeded at making something funny.

Holy shit a person died
 
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