/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Chiri]

Everyone here should be investing in strategic popcorn reserves for 2021 instead of just stocks and gold.

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This is the best candidate I've seen for Picture of the Now so far.

 

[Bongocat]

How about.... the exact things they are saying right now?
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HOLY GOD USE THE RESIZE TOOL PLEASE

 

[Meat Target]

Personally, I'd say just let what comes, come, and react to it at that time. It's just silly to demoralize oneself immediately following a victory.

The amount of blatant fuckery and gaslighting that happened in 2020 has us, or at least me, allergic to anything that sounds like good news.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Velocity of money baby.

Over what period of time, because I'm trying to diversify out of cash; but it's not worth paperwork.

CTRs aren't difficult but they take time depending on the bank and teller. you give your state ID, ssn, phone number, occupation, other personal questions. my first go around was about 2 hours while the teller and manager figured it out together and the latest was 20 minutes. Mind you, you have to stay at the teller window the whole time. there are algorithms to spot people trying to avoid CTRs and the bank and/or government will freeze your account(s) and an investigation will take place. It happens to mom and pop shops on the occasion because they're mostly cash operated and people can't be bothered to wait 20-120 minutes at the bank. Don't know what triggers it only that it does trigger if you move cash around with doing a ctr when you should.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You joke but as far as I'm aware that's actually the legitimate thing you're supposed to do when you make it big in stocks. Or just suddenly come into millions.

“What in the marlakey is a GameStop?”

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

just wait til you see RECORD TRILLION DOLLAR PROFIT by Melvin Capital in march.

 

[Overly Serious]

And the new adminstration would send out every available alphabeth agancy to kick the shit out of you and your buddies before tossing you in federal prison for fuck-knows how long whilst the media describes you as a domestic terrorist.

That only works up to a certain percentage of the population. Sooner or later you reach the critical mass of people who know they / their neighbour / their family member isn't a Nazi despite what you say, and then it stops working half so well.

 

[Rotollo]

just wait til you see RECORD TRILLION DOLLAR PROFIT by Melvin Capital in march.

Will it be in noose production?

 

[byuu]

time for everyone to start screaming at each other and start calling each other faggots until 8:58 monday

my kinda time

lol what a fag

 

[mr.moon1488]

The amount of blatant fuckery and gaslighting that happened in 2020 has us, or at least me, allergic to anything that sounds like good news.

I feel you on that one.

 

[Exbein]

Thread theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QnOAFF7Jq1M

Wrong theme. Its Friday, so the thread theme should be

yakuzas will be bustin down on Melvin Capital's doors and saying
"kane wa doko da?!!"

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

What else are we going to do for 2 days?

You fucking faggot.

You could subscribe to my onlyfans gaylord, you know you want these gangly gangrene feet

you all got fucking played.

We got played? Sorry, no,

 

[TerminalTryHard]

AMC has a new lease on life thanks to the stock market frenzy

So AMC is using the increase in its stock value to pay off debt. I wonder how this will effect the price?

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

AMC has a new lease on life thanks to the stock market frenzy

So AMC is using the increase in its stock value to pay off debt. I wonder how this will effect the price?

They should just rebrand as a drive in.

 

[AnotherPleb]

AMC has a new lease on life thanks to the stock market frenzy

So AMC is using the increase in its stock value to pay off debt. I wonder how this will effect the price?

It's nice to see AMC's taking advantage of the situation to make themselves healthier.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Personally, I'd say just let what comes, come, and react to it at that time. It's just silly to demoralize oneself immediately following a victory.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... yeah, exactly this. Half of the regular doomposters act like they're addicted to losing- when things look up for them, they start immediately whining about how actually everything's terrible, a few actively self-sabotage, and then they lose all morale and momentum.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

lol what a fag

I just wish all you fags would get back to posting memes and clips of crying (((hedgies))), already.

 

[Cum]

Can't wait for the annual shareholders meeting for GameStop, I have a lot of ideas.

 

[Syaoran Li]

In the name of the Moon, WSB punished the Wall Street hedgies!

I have twenty stonks in store, that's not all! That's not all.
I have twenty stonks in store, that's not all!
I have twenty stonks in store, and I'll hodl for twenty more
Since the rich won't help the poor, then must I

It's going to be an interesting week, lemme tell you...