💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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The more I think about it, the more I think those who speculated he had very protective/coddling parents are on to something. Nobody can be this fragile naturally, can they?
 
TowinKarz dijo:
The more I think about it, the more I think those who speculated he had very protective/coddling parents are on to something. Nobody can be this fragile naturally, can they?
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I think you're right about having overprotective parents, though I'd actually say that people are this fragile "naturally." Look at how a little kid will throw a temper tantrum just because they don't instantly get exactly what they want. But people are supposed to get over that as they mature and grow up. Somehow, Dobson missed out on that, and I bet bad parenting played a part on at least some level.

Dobson does seem to have a certain level of superficial talent, he just lacks the willpower to develop it into actual skill. My guess is that he got used to skating by on his talent at a young age, but when the competition heated up, he crashed and burned. You see it a lot in college; kids who got straight As without ever having to study are suddenly flunking for the first time in their lives, because they never developed any of the learning skills that the ones who had to work harder did. Again, most people get over it, but Dobson has zero coping skills, so instead he blames everyone else and wallows in his mediocrity.
 
SuperFilter dijo:
It's been mentioned numerous times in the thread.
Essentially, his girlfriend (who was jewish) tried to include him in her family's Hanukkah celebration so he wouldn't feel left out, and he was an ass about it because it wasn't Christmas.
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Sorry my bad
I guess I blanked it out because it annoyed the hell out of me.

Ass Manager 3000 dijo:
Oh god, that sounds hilarious. Does anyone know anything about that incident?
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A pretty exceptional individual I used to work with did similar over the ending to Breaking Bad. Except it wasn't a co-worker they hurled the chair at.
 
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One of the funniest things that I busted a gut over is Dobson's crying post about high school where he actually admits he's so autistic that he's still "haunted" by a dumb nickname he was given then. "Haunted" for fuck's sake.

Anyone know what it was? I want to go call him it.
 
Dobson wants the world to bend to him with no effort. Anything less than Disney asking him via Twitter to make them a new animated movie with as many underage lesbians as he wants is the worst job ever. Might as well work in the sewers. That's why he says he's always sad. He actually really is sad and will always be unless he has his "dream" job that doesn't even actually exist.
 
I found the Harry Potter story.

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Dobson was 25 when this event happened. He admits to struggling to read a children's book and then committing assault over someone telling him the ending.
 
Wow with that attitude I wonder why people would intentionally spoiler him...

I admit I had trouble with the HP books too but that was more a matter of keeping my attention. They did not.
 
Smokey dijo:
I found the Harry Potter story.

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Dobson was 25 when this event happened. He admits to struggling to read a children's book and then committing assault over someone telling him the ending.
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Jesus fucking hell. He truly does only care for those who kiss his fat ass. I admit to getting miffed from having surprises ruined for me, but I don't try to murder someone over it, or treat them like they're some sort of Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Unfortunately, I bet a lot of his drones were telling him what an asshole that guy was to poor, widdle innocent Dobson. That's the worst part for me.
 
Obviously he had trouble reading it, this only happened once and I'm sure he only powered through in hopes that it happened again (skip to 1:52):
 
Smokey dijo:
I found the Harry Potter story.

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Dobson was 25 when this event happened. He admits to struggling to read a children's book and then committing assault over someone telling him the ending.
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Why the fuck do people even get this pissy at spoilers?
They've never ruined anything for me. The surprise can make things more fun but honestly I don't think it makes that much of a difference.
I willingly spoiled the shit out of myself regarding Harry Potter anyway because I was getting sick of JK Rowling sucking ass at worldbuilding.
 
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Jesus fucking hell. He truly does only care for those who kiss his fat ass. I admit to getting miffed from having surprises ruined for me, but I don't try to murder someone over it, or treat them like they're some sort of Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Unfortunately, I bet a lot of his drones were telling him what an asshole that guy was to poor, widdle innocent Dobson. That's the worst part for me.
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An adult person throws a chair at his co-worker for spoiling the ending of a children's book. Let that sink in. That being said, his nasal squealing must've been hilarious to behold.
 
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