Secret Santa 2020 Gift Showcase Thread - Let's see them!

[nya001]

my secret santa sent this Christmas Linux penguin and he's a genius:

Secret-Santa

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[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Whoever made this, you managed to perfectly encapsulate my feelings about A&N. Merry Christmas!
SS2020TheAnEExperiance.mp4

I could wager a guess on who made that for you, lol.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I got this retarded shit and whoever made it should fucking neck themselves.

I submit to you.
This haiku, written for you.
I hope it hits true.

Floyd was a jogger.
Did some fentanyl, took a knee.
Now he's robbing in heaven.

Edit* Yes the first part is a haiku but the second isn't. Lazy retard.

I didn't see my present posted yet but I hope they liked it

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

I still haven't gotten my gift.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'm trying to figure out what's going on with that right now.

 

[Nu11ptr]

I got this retarded shit and whoever made it should fucking neck themselves.

I submit to you.
This haiku, written for you.
I hope it hits true.

Floyd was a jogger.
Did some fentanyl, took a knee.
Now he's robbing in heaven.

Edit* Yes the first part is a haiku but the second isn't. Lazy retard.

I didn't see my present posted yet but I hope they liked it

To be fair the syllable structure isn't really a hard requirement, more of a guideline.

 

[Burd Turglar]

To be fair the syllable structure isn't really a hard requirement, more of a guideline.

Doesn't change the fact that it's lazy and gay.

 

[Trusty Patches]

thank you so much to whoever recorded me this very blursed dark souls fanfic. definitely relevant to my interests. happy christmas mah niggas!

 

[The Last Stand]

I got this retarded shit and whoever made it should fucking neck themselves.

I submit to you.
This haiku, written for you.
I hope it hits true.

Floyd was a jogger.
Did some fentanyl, took a knee.
Now he's robbing in heaven.

Edit* Yes the first part is a haiku but the second isn't. Lazy retard.

I didn't see my present posted yet but I hope they liked it

A haiku should be 5-7-5. And about nature. Not whatever they wrote.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Doesn't change the fact that it's lazy and gay.

Yeah, but so are all haikus.

 

[Pee Cola]

This is my SS delivery, a masterpiece of null and friend.
Thank you! It's been really kiwi this year!

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I love how it looks like a tiny duck riding a tiny Null doggo riding a full-sized kiwi.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I got this retarded shit and whoever made it should fucking neck themselves.

I submit to you.
This haiku, written for you.
I hope it hits true.

Floyd was a jogger.
Did some fentanyl, took a knee.
Now he's robbing in heaven.

Edit* Yes the first part is a haiku but the second isn't. Lazy retard.

I didn't see my present posted yet but I hope they liked it

Low-effort gifts like this are the fucking best because you can imagine the level of precision it took to create such a shitterpiece.

 

[The Last Stand]

Low-effort gifts like this are the fucking best because you can imagine the level of precision it took to create such a shitterpiece.

I'd rather have a shit gift that took effort to make than low level spiel like that.

 

[Pee Cola]

I got this retarded shit and whoever made it should fucking neck themselves.

On the plus side, this makes me feel better about the SS I made. 'twas more effort than talent, though my inherent lack of talent would suggest otherwise

A haiku should be 5-7-5. And about nature. Not whatever they wrote.

TIL there is a rule about haiku subject matter.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I'd rather have a shit gift that took effort to make than low level spiel like that.

From the receiver's perspective, yea.

It's just the "watch everything burn" part of me that likes this kinda crap.

 

[Nein Inch Nales]

I just received the actual gifts from my Secret Santa. It's these neat bottle artwork :

Thanks, Secret Santa.

 

[Spiraling Rainbow]

I got a fun little scrap of a story sent to me, about Marvin being abducted by some otherworldly entity with an evil eye and "a myriad of tentacles." It was short, sweet, and very much appreciated by this longtime fan of Lovecraft. Many thanks to you, Secret Santa.

For those who didn't get their gifts, or didn't like what they got, here are a couple of pieces that maybe you can enjoy, exclusive to this SS2020 thread. They're nearly complete ideas that you are welcome to improve on, regift, claim for your own, whatever you like. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Spoiler: Disney's TROON

Spoiler: Lesbian Sleepover Party on Haunted Hill

 

[Scratch This Nut]

On the plus side, this makes me feel better about the SS I made. 'twas more effort than talent, though my inherent lack of talent would suggest otherwise


TIL there is a rule about haiku subject matter.

I’m so happy that my giftee liked mine. I’m an artfag and I really loved working on it.

 

[Pickle Dick]

Avatar-friendly version of my SS gift, thank you for that!

 

[Cake Farts]

I haven’t heard anything from my giftee yet. I’m hoping for the best since I did something different than what I usually do...