💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[House Of Reeves]

LESBIAN KISS!

Sketched during "National Kissing Day" but not completed until now. One of two kissing themed Alex Ze Pirate drawings.

If you followed me on Twitter you might've seen me tweeting about the difficulties in drawing kissing expressions.... That was alluding to this. lol

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He wasn't kidding. Two characters doing that does look weird. And his artistic ability doesn't help.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Atea (I think that's her name?) doesn't appear to be enjoying that in the slightest. Partly it's the eyes, it looks like she's looking for a good escape.
The more I look the worse it gets...

 

[A Random]

The eyes and the facial position...

They're posing. To 'piss off haters'. Not because they care.

 

[Kabobs]

More lesbian fap fuel!

 

[Zvantastika]

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More lesbian fap fuel!

Graphics: Who cares
Game mechanics: What are those?
Story: What?
Sound: Meh.
This game is mediocre, it's shit, horrible... oh wait, there's lesbians?, 10/10, it's a must have.

Dobson would be an excellent game reviewer indeed, he should shift already from artist to game critic and finish ruining his reputation once and for all.

 

[Adamska]

I'll state this again:

Dobson is a loser.
A loser who creeps me the fuck out with his lesbian obsession.
A loser who peaked in highschool.

That is all.

 

[Ruin]

Fire Emblem
Comic books

Why does pedo bear have to like things I like? He better stay the fuck away from Shin Megami Tensi.

 

[Bassomatic]

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More lesbian fap fuel!

If Sony makes a game with a lesbian black transexual in a wheel chair it doesn't have to have a sound track even. It'll be perfect.
Dobbie will never buy it, but it'll be perfect he swears.

 

[Gensdupays]

Fire Emblem
Comic books

Why does pedo bear have to like things I like? He better stay the fuck away from Shin Megami Tensi.

Is this how Sonic fans feel?

 

[Ruin]

Is this how Sonic fans feel?

No. Mainly because there are no non autists in the Sonic fandom.

 

[Gensdupays]

No. Mainly because there are no non autists in the Sonic fandom.

I guess a better comparison would be your average Nintendo fan. Because as I've said before, Dobson is why the insult "Nintenyearold" exists.

 

[GWash]

I just imagined Dobson as a nine years old. I don't think I will be able to sleep.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

No. Mainly because there are no non autists in the Sonic fandom.

[Citation needed]

 

[skeletonfucker]

Fire Emblem
Comic books

Why does pedo bear have to like things I like? He better stay the fuck away from Shin Megami Tensi.

Please don't touch my fucking Persona or Kamen Rider for the love of god.
Stay away from everything good and don't taint it.

 

[stress sighs]

LESBIAN KISS!

Sketched during "National Kissing Day" but not completed until now. One of two kissing themed Alex Ze Pirate drawings.

If you followed me on Twitter you might've seen me tweeting about the difficulties in drawing kissing expressions.... That was alluding to this. lol

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Alex is pulling away rat girl's teeth

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Please don't touch my fucking Persona or Kamen Rider for the love of god.
Stay away from everything good and don't taint it.

I'm glad that one of my favorite game series' cast is 95% white men. Knowing that Dobson will never touch it makes all the slash shipping much more tolerable.

LESBIAN KISS!

Sketched during "National Kissing Day" but not completed until now. One of two kissing themed Alex Ze Pirate drawings.

If you followed me on Twitter you might've seen me tweeting about the difficulties in drawing kissing expressions.... That was alluding to this. lol

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Dobson must be a terrible kisser. You're not supposed to use your teeth!

 

[Smelvin]

Apparently Dobson doesn't so much kiss as he does demonstrate to a girl what it would look like if a beaver ate corn on the cob.

 

[Foltest]

How does Dobson support his lifestyle? Does he has a dayjob? If not, his debt must be huge.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

How does Dobson support his lifestyle? Does he has a dayjob? If not, his debt must be huge.

Oh he does have a day job, but he ain't sharing.

 

[MayMay]

So given how Lesbian Kick-not-bothering-to-learn-or-remember-name was a total creeper...

Remember ladies, wanna get a girlfriend? Be a creepy fucking stalker 24/7 and you'll get what you want.