💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Cucky]

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I feel like spamming him with 'splatoon sucks'. Maybe it'll trigger his 'PTSD'

Oh wow, really? Here we have a guy that can't go a day without complaining about haters, trolls and critique taking the piss out of somebodies failure. How can he be this fucking ironic? Can someone with Twitter please call him on this.

Edit: Never mind, i just got Twitter myself, thanks Dobby...

 

[JU 199]

How can he be this fucking ironic?

Because he's got a rather limited amount of empathy... plus his undiagnosed autism

Can someone with Twitter please call him on this.

Done.

Spoiler: Backup

 

[chimpburgers]

Done.

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Spoiler: Backup

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Has he tried to block you yet? You're great at busting his balls and I hope he notices.

 

[Stud2Stud]

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I feel like spamming him with 'splatoon sucks'. Maybe it'll trigger his 'PTSD'

Nah, but posting a video of someone using a squirtgun to spray a gamecase of splatoon might work.

Oh wow, really? Here we have a guy that can't go a day without complaining about haters, trolls and critique taking the piss out of somebodies failure. How can he be this fucking ironic? Can someone with Twitter please call him on this.

Petty people as pathetic as Dobson have to celebrate what little victories they can get.

"Hurr hurr, you might make millions overnight with this game, but you had a typo on your cover!". That's real mature.
I hope the typo-covers are going to be rare and sought after collector's items in the near future, much like postage stamps with little errors.

 

[JU 199]

Has he tried to block you yet?

Nope, just ignores me. Hope that might change soon.

You're great at busting his balls and I hope he notices.

Thanks. Dobson really brings out the wean in me for some reason.

Nah, but posting a video of someone using a squirtgun to spray a gamecase of splatoon might work.

I'm gonna keep that in mind

 

[Stud2Stud]

Thanks. Dobson really brings out the wean in me for some reason.

Well, Dobson is an unmitigated asshole on all fronts.
Chris might be a daft, immature fool, but in many cases, he just doesn't know any better. He'll do really nasty, stupid or disgusting things, but in the end, he's an autist that got the worst possible parenting. So it feels wrong to chastise him too much.

Dobson, on the other hand, is a grown up man that behaves like a pouty 6-year-old and there's nothing in his defense.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Andrew Dobson was just an ordinary everyday inflation artist when a tragic squirt gun attack mingled water with his sweat causing a heretofore unknown chemical reaction. Now, whenever Dobson sees social injustice such as sexy costumes or people he doesn't like, he transforms into a small blue ewok with the power to complain mercilessly on Twitter. At last the lady superheroes can rest easy now that Dob-man is there to defend them from their own clothes.

You wouldn't like him when he is angry. Actually, you wouldn't like him much at all anyway.

The way he talks it's like he's got something against women with large breasts and wants them to dress modestly at all times.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

The way he talks it's like he's got something against women with large breasts and wants them to dress modestly at all times.

He kind of reminds me of this scene from Moliére's Tartuffe, where the titular character covers up the cleavage of Dorine, a hard working house maid, in an attempt to look like a shining example of Christian morality, only for the cunning maid to point out what a lecherous creep he must be for making such a big deal of her ample bosom instead of just ignoring it.

 

[Null]

Dobson is still uploading art to deviantArt.

he's literally recycling his own art

 

[MayMay]

I was about to say it's a bit late but...

I think the last panel changed. Was it always "This crap" and not "sexist crap" on the rehashed Quiet figurine version? If not that's a whole new level of lazy, changing a single word and then trying to pass it off as a new SYAC!
Why couldn't he edit something that might make a difference, like removing the Ewok reject and that goddamn face?

 

[Cucky]

Has he tried to block you yet? You're great at busting his balls and I hope he notices.

He blocked me. Now my twitter is useless, thanks Dobson!

 

[Wood Glue]

He spends most of his waking hours battling sexism in twitter AND recycles? I cannot believe some lesbian couple hasn't noticed and adopted this hunk already!

 

[Stud2Stud]

Dobson is still uploading art to deviantArt.

In his long-winded whiny "I quit dA cause trolls ;_; " speech, he said there's stuff that's going to be uploaded automatically to dA. It's the old stuff that already got posted on his Pityon.

 

[Belvedere]

The way he talks it's like he's got something against women with large breasts and wants them to dress modestly at all times.

Didn't you get the memo? According to SJW-3rd Wave Feminist logic there is no such thing as an attractive adult woman that dresses sexily and is comfortable flaunting her body of her own free will, no, sexy dresses and women that wear these are slaves brainwashed by the "Patriarchy".

You see a beautiful, fit female body is offensive to SJWs because it is a sort of "ableism" because for a body to be fit and beautiful usually requires people to eat right and do exercises, in other words; it takes effort and discipline. Two words that are also usually absent from the Tumblr crowd mentality that tries to sell the theory of "there is beauty in bodies of all shapes and sizes, you are perfect as you are and therefore you can be as lazy as you want, we won't judge, see no effort required on your part, just for being born you are already a special snowflake" which is a perfect rethoric for Dobson to subscribe to since it fits like a glove to his "at my own pace" mantra.

It is not as if SJW are trying to fight against hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution where large breasts, ample hips and thin waist aren't biological markers of health and fitness in women to procreate healthy offspring. It is not as if in men's behavior to seek such markers isn't ingrained in the genetic code of the species, NOOOO! everything must be an artificial social construct that can be overturned with nice progressive rhetoric.

So of course Dobson would bitch and moan about attractive women having cleavage, he wants those SJW brownie points. To tell a woman to cover up when it is her choice to wear clothes with cleavage isn't in itself callous and overbearing? Cover up! as if it there is something inherently wrong, offensive or vile about the female body. Telling an adult woman to cover up has to be one of the most patronizing acts one can do. And here is Dobson telling a female character that has literally said in the comics about her costume: "shows what I am: female, healthy. If men want to degrade themselves by staring, that's their problem, I'm not going to apologize for it." Power Girl would literally tell someone like Dobson to mind their own business ... and probably recommend him to eat a salad and take a walk once in a while.

 

[House Of Reeves]

At least Dobson is up to date on why people are bitching at him.

 

[Stud2Stud]

You see a beautiful, fit female body is offensive to SJWs because it is a sort of "ableism" because for a body to be fit and beautiful usually requires people to eat right and do exercises, in other words; it takes effort and discipline.

I've seen blogposts where some SJW-Landwhale claimed that being thin and fit is a privilege and thus never earned - no matter how much effort you have to put into obtaining and maintaining your thin and fit body.
I shit you not, she said it's a privilege and since privileges are never earned, being thin is nothing to be proud of.

We live in a society that tolerates such opinions. Granted, I couldn't care less about the insipid twaddle that is blurted out by some fat cow that will die of a heart attack in her 40s, but these people should not be taken seriously and, to the contrary, mocked every day. Not for being fat, but for deliberately being ignorrant.

However, people like Dobson are willing to accept such nonsense as truth as long as it pleases the crowd he so desperately craves to patt his ass.

[MEDIA=twitter]613747664165990400[/MEDIA]At least Dobson is up to date on why people are bitching at him.

Might be mistaken, but this looks like he's reading this thread. The timing is just way too perfect.

 

[AnOminous]

Two words that are also usually absent from the Tumblr crowd mentality that tries to sell the theory of "there is beauty in bodies of all shapes and sizes, you are perfect as you are and therefore you can be as lazy as you want, we won't judge, see no effort required on your part, just for being born you are already a special snowflake" which is a perfect rethoric for Dobson to subscribe to since it fits like a glove to his "at my own pace" mantra.

They really are Harrison Bergeron in reality. They say "health at any size" and everyone is beautiful, but they don't believe it, because they scream for everyone to be made equally ugly.

 

[chimpburgers]

I've seen blogposts where some SJW-Landwhale claimed that being thin and fit is a privilege and thus never earned - no matter how much effort you have to put into obtaining and maintaining your thin and fit body.
I shit you not, she said it's a privilege and since privileges are never earned, being thin is nothing to be proud of.

We live in a society that tolerates such opinions. Granted, I couldn't care less about the insipid twaddle that is blurted out by some fat cow that will die of a heart attack in her 40s, but these people should not be taken seriously and, to the contrary, mocked every day. Not for being fat, but for deliberately being ignorrant.

However, people like Dobson are willing to accept such nonsense as truth as long as it pleases the crowd he so desperately craves to patt his ass.


Might be mistaken, but this looks like he's reading this thread. The timing is just way too perfect.

I've suspected that he's been lurking here for a while. He obviously won't mention this place by name but probably has read enough to the point where he knows about @Ass Manager 3000 and that's why he hasn't been responding to him directly.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Oh god, somebody please post that tutorial, ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

I can't wait to see Dobs idea of world-building!

 

[chimpburgers]

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Oh god, somebody please post that tutorial, ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

I can't wait to see Dobs idea of world-building!

Yuck, I had to sign up for Patreon and pledge 1 dollar to this hack to see it. Might as well take one for the team and cancel it before it charges my card.

I'll make caps of it right now.

Here it is.

https://archive.is/WAI9G

Spoiler

He linked to this too.

http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~amitp/game-programming/polygon-map-generation/demo.html