💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

A quick look on social blade for analytics and....Jack's beef wellington video is doing worse than his last recipe video (Bourbon ribs), is absolutely dwarfed by the burnt turkey air fryer video, and even lost out to the dollar tree chili video.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Jack's thumbdick is probably so deeply embedded, it's likely inaccessible at this point. When he urinates, it probably dribbles out messily from someplace deep in the folds, so he has to hover the gunt over the commode to try to catch as much of it in the toilet as possible. This technique was demonstrated by Wesley Warren Jr. when he had scrotal elephantiasis.

Curious, if your gunt is so massive that it prevents you from having sex, does this automatically make you an incel (involuntarily celebate)?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Anyone catch this ... disgusting grunt

https://streamable.com/iyb0xp

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Anyone catch this ... disgusting grunt

https://streamable.com/iyb0xp

There is no doubt that only gloppy food can arouse Jack anymore. And the following video (timestamped at @4:00 mark) shows that it's not new:

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Why does Jack think he has to throw out what he doesn't use? You can save it and use it for something else.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Why does Jack think he has to throw out what he doesn't use? You can save it and use it for something else.

It's a common thing with cows.

Remember DSP? He made tacos one night and threw out half or a quarter tray of ground beef instead of sticking it in the fridge or freezing it.

 

[Bumwine]

There is no doubt that only gloppy food can arouse Jack anymore. And the following video (timestamped at @4:00 mark) shows that it's not new:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YxAiDQLlFto:242

Lol the video it's age restricted for me,not surprised if someone flagged it for racism

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Lol the video it's age restricted for me,not surprised if someone flagged it for racism

Considering his moans and breathing, I suspect it was auto-flagged for sexual content. I once likened this video to niche Japanese medical porn where some guy pokes around a chicks distended vagina with specula, etc.

 

[Zaryiu]

Ah yes, this is the dude behind the infamous party cheese salad, the most disgusting recipe to ever hit YouTube and probably the most disgusting food related video besides the Human Cake vid. If I recall correctly Aunt Myrna has dementia or something and just threw random stuff together and this guy made a video out of it. Kinda sad if that’s the case she seems like a nice old lady

Wait, what?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Wait, what?

original video is gone so this is a reupload

 

[Zaryiu]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NLgdD8VUXIAoriginal video is gone so this is a reupload

Goddamn that was painful and I lasted only until someone looked like they were throwing up and now I feel very nauseous, what's the cliff notes i can't watch it anymore

 

[Aaway]

Lol the video it's age restricted for me,not surprised if someone flagged it for racism

isn't that the video where they're in LA and he pretends to get chased in the street? and then paul complains about how they have a picture of obama in the restaurant

 

[yeeyee]

FYI the whole sticking the tongue out thing is a fat person thing. They're so used to shoveling in huge piles of food falling off a fork that they subconsciously begin always sticking their tongue out to catch any tasty morsels that fall. It's a byproduct of forcing in more food than what a normal person would eat

 

[AnOminous]

FYI the whole sticking the tongue out thing is a fat person thing. They're so used to shoveling in huge piles of food falling off a fork that they subconsciously begin always sticking their tongue out to catch any tasty morsels that fall. It's a byproduct of forcing in more food than what a normal person would eat

These fat scum need to die.

 

[Anal birth]

This is what I assumed the first time I heard it. It would honestly be better if he used "Tell the devil not today"... It'd be almost like he was telling the devil that the burrito he's about to eat won't be the final nail in the coffin

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8m7WCuy9Wk

If anyone is remotely interested it seems like Jack Sr has copyright struck Jack Jr's first music video (which I linked in the above post). I don't know if this is something that Jack has done himself or its been done automatically by youtube (Jack did post the video on one of his channels). Either way I don't care, its still funny.

Edit: This is 'Tell the Devil not today', the one where he walks around a church looking like he filled his nappy

 

[Super Hans]

FYI the whole sticking the tongue out thing is a fat person thing. They're so used to shoveling in huge piles of food falling off a fork that they subconsciously begin always sticking their tongue out to catch any tasty morsels that fall. It's a byproduct of forcing in more food than what a normal person would eat.

I'm sure that's part of it, but I think it's moreso to get at least some enjoyment from the taste of the food. If fatties ate at a normal pace, they could both keep their tongue inside their mouth and still get to taste the food. But since they have to be constantly feeding and can't waste time doing things like chewing, as soon as the food gets past the lips, down the throat it goes. Hence, sticking out the tongue far as it goes.

I wonder how many times Jack bit his own tongue due to impatience?

 

[stets]

Has Jack even substantively acknowledged that Biden is going to be President? I can’t remember more that one or two instances of him brushing past it.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Jack is so far down the QAnon rabbit hole that he expects the Navy SEALs to rush the stage on Inauguration Day right before Biden takes the oath and haul him down to gitmo while Trump repels down from Marine One and takes the oath.

 

[Anal birth]

Has Jack even substantively acknowledged that Biden is going to be President? I can’t remember more that one or two instances of him brushing past it.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Jack is so far down the QAnon rabbit hole that he expects the Navy SEALs to rush the stage on Inauguration Day right before Biden takes the oath and haul him down to gitmo while Trump repels down from Marine One and takes the oath.

I doubt Jack knows much about QAnon, its pretty clear that he gets all his information from Facebook so his knowledge of Q is more likely indirect than direct

 

[feral cat #6385]

I wonder how sex with someone with a paralyzed arm would work.


I don't see anything "Christmas" about pasta, Velveeta cheese, sour cream, tomatoes and spices served with a side of Fritos and Tostidos.

(If anything, those "ingredients" make me think of what the contents of a toilet bowl would be after a night of hard drinking and vomiting).

You are making assumptions about who is the fucker and who is the fuckee. Ever hear about pegging?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You are making assumptions about who is the fucker and who is the fuckee. Ever hear about pegging?

I think it's safe to assume there is no sex between Jack Sr. and Tammy Sr. Their bodies are long past the point where the two of them are compatible sexually, plus they both seem to derive some sort of sexual gratification from food (tongue fully extended, eyes rolled back in their heads).

At least I'd like to think so... I don't want to think otherwise.