🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Sriracha dijo:
Here is where Vickers fucked up: in the DMs posted giving Ralph fatherly advice, he misread his enemy. By making an appeal to human emotion and showing vulnerability to elicit understanding, he unintentionally gave Ralph a win/lose condition. If Ralph could get Faith pregnant before she snapped out of it and inevitably left him and went back home, then he won. Remember that Ralph is actively losing the disavow war with Null, because Nick Rekieta has Null make a guest appearance on his show, so Ralph has to cope by saying that at least he has Dick Masterson and he tries to work harder to build connections with that camp. This is why being disavowed by Vito fucked Ralph up so much the other night.
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i find it infinitely hilarious that null wakes up to ralph yelling at him for things he didnt even have a part in, fucking imagine waking up to a balding fucked midget sow being calling you a pedophile because some sped made a corn joke with your visage or ranting about your penis. i imagine it feels like having a little pet sea monkey on your devices, a little tiny being trying to yell and project its tiny voice at you
 
David Spadem dijo:
Here’s hoping we can get a Tampa Thread created. I have a feeling with all these IRL Streamers converging on Tampa, we’re going to be inundated with content from all angles with different cows crossing over and interacting with each other.
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I think Tampa is going to need its own thread. This thread is already moving at light speed. We'll skip ludicrous speed and go straight to plaid if Tampa doesn't get its own thread. There's going to be at least 10 IRL streamers at this event (probably even more). We are going to need all alogs on deck to properly clip and archive everything.

Possible title for the Tampa thread:
"Road Rage: Tampa - The Most Ambitious LOLCow Crossover Of All Time"
 
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MeltyTW dijo:
i find it infinitely hilarious that null wakes up to ralph yelling at him for things he didnt even have a part in, fucking imagine waking up to a balding fucked midget sow being calling you a pedophile because some sped made a corn joke with your visage or ranting about your penis. i imagine it feels like having a little pet sea monkey on your devices, a little tiny being trying to yell and project its tiny voice at you
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To make it all even funnier, Ralph's conquest of Pedopantsu is most likely because she was thirsty for Josh earlier on in the year. If Faith did stay and May did end up molesting their child, Ralph would blame that on Josh as well.
 
The Demon Baby dijo:
We'll skip ludicrous speed and go straight to plaid if Tampa doesn't get its own thread.
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What a reference! That's muh grandson!

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High Tea dijo:
He jumped on with Metokur (no surprise) and happily took down Baked when he was doing that irl streamer stuff with Sweet Erin, Ice Poseidon, etc and censoring his chat. Funny how things change. Now everyone censors, most people are trying to irl stream for money, Baked is back, and people who seemed one note like Chaggot and Corinne surprisingly have staying power. Believe in 2019 Ralph and Baked were 'even going to fight'. But as we've seen, none of these fights ever happen. I mean, Ralph has been going to fight like 10+ people now and we have yet to see one fight.
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Blacked alaska:"I believe if you look at recent events im vinidcated for.. you know the reason Metokur came after was beacuse i was baning people in my chat and now everyone bans people! Like give me a fucking break!" Ralph:"Its a diffrent style now yea, it was a diffrent time then."
The real reason as i remeber was that you turned against your altright audience and tried to steer it mainstream for more potential profit. Same thing as Ralph is trying to do now that his nazi sheckels are running out. Ralph was never against censoring people or gayops its was just people like Daddy gym keeping him in check.
Like this IRL thing seems to me as a last ditch effort to scurry for some dollars. All of these fucking people are slime willing to take what ever form to earn a little bit of money. They are willing to debase not only themselfs and others but ideas that others hold dear.
 
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Blacked alaska:"I believe if you look at recent events im vinidcated for.. you know the reason Metokur came after was beacuse i was baning people in my chat and now everyone bans people! Like give me a fucking break!" Ralph:"Its a diffrent style now yea, it was a diffrent time then."
The real reason as i remeber was that you turned against your altright audience and tried to steer it mainstream for more potential profit. Same thing as Ralph is trying to do now that his nazi sheckels are running out. Ralph was never against censoring people or gayops its was just people like Daddy gym keeping him in check.
Like this IRL thing seems to me as a last ditch effort to scurry for some dollars. All of these fucking people are slime willing to take what ever form to earn a little bit of money. They are willing to debase not only themselfs and others but ideas that others hold dear.
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Doesnt shock me that Baked forgot what Jim was peeved about, even less shocking Gunt doesnt remember.

I agree, this IRL thing is the last attempt for right winger or "edgy comedians" like Warski to get a few more grifter bux before Biden cracks down on everything.


The Demon Baby dijo:
I'd rather subscribe to Pantsu's OnlyFans and pay for the scratch n sniff option than wear a sweater that looked like that.
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>Paying for an onlyfans
>Only able to watch a pedo troon "review" hentai

I would rather have the shirt tbh. Least that has value
 
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Sriracha dijo:
To make it all even funnier, Ralph's conquest of Pedopantsu is most likely because she was thirsty for Josh earlier on in the year. If Faith did stay and May did end up molesting their child, Ralph would blame that on Josh as well.
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Blacked alaska:"I believe if you look at recent events im vinidcated for.. you know the reason Metokur came after was beacuse i was baning people in my chat and now everyone bans people! Like give me a fucking break!" Ralph:"Its a diffrent style now yea, it was a diffrent time then."
The real reason as i remeber was that you turned against your altright audience and tried to steer it mainstream for more potential profit. Same thing as Ralph is trying to do now that his nazi sheckels are running out. Ralph was never against censoring people or gayops its was just people like Daddy gym keeping him in check.
Like this IRL thing seems to me as a last ditch effort to scurry for some dollars. All of these fucking people are slime willing to take what ever form to earn a little bit of money. They are willing to debase not only themselfs and others but ideas that others hold dear.
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"a different style" lol yeah now its openly womanly behavior instead of closeted
 
The Demon Baby dijo:
I'd rather subscribe to Pantsu's OnlyFans and pay for the scratch n sniff option than wear a sweater that looked like that.
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Ralph heres an easy win you can score bud!
I bet you could btfo Pantsus onlyfans earnings. By guntposting

MeltyTW dijo:
"a different style" lol yeah now its openly womanly behavior instead of closeted
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Another qoute from Ralph "I try to keep a lighter hand with the chat"
 
AnOminous dijo:
It would be funny if he spread it to all these assclowns.
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It would be fantastic.

I’m betting he will. He obviously won’t get tested because it would ruin his big plans and worse he’d lose all his money on whatever Airbnb rented if he canceled. If he was positive nobody would stay there with him even if he went, he’d be alone in the coof complex.

A smart guy would get tested to prove they are negative and it’s all safe, but Ethan won’t because he knows he’s got the coof and it will fuck up everything to admit it.

Given his obvious symptoms people should be demanding he get tested to prove its all cool to stay with him in Tampa. I think ppl should start campaigning for Ralph to get tested.

Half the ass clowns staying with him would probably rather get the coof instead of pony up the money to stay elsewhere. They can Call it the Tampa Coof Central complex.
 
The Demon Baby dijo:
I think Tampa is going to need its own thread. This thread is already moving at light speed. We'll skip ludicrous speed and go straight to plaid if Tampa doesn't get its own thread. There's going to be at least 10 IRL streamers at this event (probably even more). We are going to need all alogs on deck to properly clip and archive everything.

Possible title for the Tampa thread:
"Road Rage: Tampa - The Most Ambitious LOLCow Crossover Of All Time"
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Alternative Title: Road Rage Tampa—The 9/11 of Lolcow Crossovers
 
Haru Okumura dijo:
Warski instantly retweeted the "New Era" tweet, and I remember that Ethan had mentioned they were talking offstream about something today. Is Warski going to be the other roommate and do IRL with Ethan? If he's been hired to officially work for Peaceful Sunset Productions, an American LLC, he is likely permitted to move across the border to take up residence there even during the pandemic.

EDIT: May also immediately retweeted it.
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So Warski has given up on his dream of establishing a tard colony in the Azores and wants to move back in with Ralph? That doesn't seem like a great idea to me, considering Ethan is a belligerent drunk who domestically abused him in their Miami hotel and apparently threatened to kill him when he thought he was cheating with Nora in their apartment, causing Warski to flee the country so fast he left half his shit behind.

But I can believe it considering Andy is like a small child with Down's syndrome who is incapable of learning not to touch the hot stove.
 
The Demon Baby dijo:
I think Tampa is going to need its own thread. This thread is already moving at light speed. We'll skip ludicrous speed and go straight to plaid if Tampa doesn't get its own thread. There's going to be at least 10 IRL streamers at this event (probably even more). We are going to need all alogs on deck to properly clip and archive everything.

Possible title for the Tampa thread:
"Road Rage: Tampa - The Most Ambitious LOLCow Crossover Of All Time"
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Thead title: "The Abortion Clinic"
 
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