🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Rumor is he and Nora never actually got divorced because he's too lazy to get the paperwork done, send it to her for her signature, and then file it.
This info came from Elric, so I assume it originated with Faith. He probably just told her he hadn't finalized the divorce yet because he didn't actually want to marry her, but he had already fucked up and told her dad they were getting married.
 
Starbucks cups have domed lids and green straws. Its pretty iconic for their brand at this point. You should be making fun of the fact that he is drinking like $8 coffee.
Only for the faggachinos and shit with whipped cream. Order a plain iced double blackeye like a ralphamale, but you should find somewhere with better coffee. Real drinks come with flat lids (unless they are out), coffee milkshakes come with the dome. My old boss dragged me through starbucks every day for 3 years all across my state. But I don't think I've been to a starbucks since I quit that job, and that was a few years ago. Thanks for attending my sped talk.
 
Or they were never married to begin with and this it was all just b.s. so she could come to the U.S. to bang Ralph without her family and/or community being upset. She was afraid of being labeled an atheist because of her background, but not how being married to Ralph would be seen - no job, no house, no prospects? If you needed a greencard, seems like there are a lot better options. Nor did she cash in that greencard. If they had been married that long surely that would have been good enough (unless there are also residency requirements).
 
So what exactly is this Tampa thing. I know Florida is rather lax on the covid shit but are these guys all going to swap spit and germs with each other in Tampa or sit 6 ft apart/in hotel rooms a live stream?

Ralph almost surely has covid (and sure as fuck won’t get tested) so him coming to spread the love to all the internet buds is fucking hilarious. I bet they all stay far away from the coofing Gunt.
 
Can we name it "the thumb cave"
It's dark... so dark... and stinky.
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I for one am looking forward how Ethan will mix his "born again Christian/Christ is King" persona with his " I am glad your child died , threeway or raise my child without me" persona around Nick Fuentes. Thinking about it I can see why Ralph sees commonalities with the life story of Jesus.

Both were born in a shack nor fit for human habitation
Both did not see their dad very often
Both were about the same height , given that Jesus was born 2k years ago
Both limited their female contacts to their mother and whores
Both attracted pretty big crowds at some point, but ended surrounded with some diehard fans of which some betrayed him
Both were convicted felons with a lacklustre employment history
Both are known for food and alcohol related incidents
Both made about the same amount of real USD and were paid in lemons at one point.
Both had grizzled flesh hanging of them at some point
Both questioned their faith, only one of them was cucked by her
Both rose mainly to fame by autists writing about them Apostles/Kiwi Farms
Both got dumped by muslims , one demoted to a mere prophet, one with divorce papers

and most importantly, both will almost certainly die in their 30s


"Forgive them Gaytor. (*hic) They know not who ah am"
 
So what exactly is this Tampa thing. I know Florida is rather lax on the covid shit but are these guys all going to swap spit and germs with each other in Tampa or sit 6 ft apart/in hotel rooms a live stream?

Ralph almost surely has covid (and sure as fuck won’t get tested) so him coming to spread the love to all the internet buds is fucking hilarious. I bet they all stay far away from the coofing Gunt.
Road Rage: Tampa is an event being held by Dax "Dick Masterson" Herrera that is basically a meetup organized around live comedy and drinking. A lot of the former IBS cows discussed on here, as well as their capos, will be in attendance. All guests are required to sign a COVID waiver and wear masks during the main event.

The main point of interest is that Ethan is renting out his own compound and will be personally hosting his capos (including May/Pantsu) and a few other cows in a shared space where he'll be IRL streaming. Furthermore, one of the capos, a literal schizo named Wolfpup, convinced Baked Alaska and his associates to show up and IRL stream the event as well; Baked is the premiere cow in a group called IP2 who are known for fucking with and even swatting IRL streamers.

This event has been predicted to be Pillstream 3.0 for months, even before adding the leaks or IP2 into the equation.
 
Ralph's true self isn't too far off from Tim's: begging for e-handouts without shame. Baked will tolerate Ethan for exactly as long as he sees a positive dono result
The difference is that Ethan isn't willing to humiliate himself, which makes him unfit for the ip2 crowd. Also I think Ethan considers himself better than that, he wants to be the main event, not part of a group.
I'm sure that if baked and Ralph started irl streaming together Tim is the only one who'd make money from all the tts donations mocking the gunt, which would make ER extra salty because he'd be getting all the humiliation and none of the benefits. I really hope it happens because it would cause so much fucking drama behind the scenes. I'm sure he'd demand a cut of all the superchats mocking him and TIm would tell him to get fucked.

The day the Maker's Mark money has almost run out is when Ralph will get desperate and accept to stream irl with tts. I think that's how he's gonna end up to be honest, a fat drunk either homeless or living in his broken down house, wandering the streets of virginia, only sustained by the remaining guntguard and five or so people donating to make fun of him.
 
The difference is that Ethan isn't willing to humiliate himself, which makes him unfit for the ip2 crowd. Also I think Ethan considers himself better than that, he wants to be the main event, not part of a group.
I'm sure that if baked and Ralph started irl streaming together Tim is the only one who'd make money from all the tts donations mocking the gunt, which would make ER extra salty because he'd be getting all the humiliation and none of the benefits. I really hope it happens because it would cause so much fucking drama behind the scenes. I'm sure he'd demand a cut of all the superchats mocking him and TIm would tell him to get fucked.

The day the Maker's Mark money has almost run out is when Ralph will get desperate and accept to stream irl with tts. I think that's how he's gonna end up to be honest, a fat drunk either homeless or living in his broken down house, wandering the streets of virginia, only sustained by the remaining guntguard and five or so people donating to make fun of him.
He is willing to humiliate himself. Bullied into shaving his head live, intentional attempts at pillstreams, sharing the whitest trash details of his life. It's just that Ethan doesn't understand that he should be ashamed of most of his behavior
 
Aug 17: Ralph is thirsty for Pedopantsu.

Aug 18: Leaks from the Vickers facebook show a pretty normal, happy looking family with family vacations to Disneyland. While with Ralph, Faith told her parents she was raped freshman year and also told Chris Kerr that she was raped when she was 14 years old by a neighbour. Faith also claimed that Ralph threatened to rape her to keep her quiet. She claimed that Ralph threatened to grab her throat and fuck her in front of everyone.

Ralph posts a picture with his arm around Faith’s neck with her staring blankly at the camera. Caring and lovingly, of course.

Chris Kerr confirms on Matt Jarbo’s bouldertalk radio (4:30 Onwards) that Faith was sending sexual images and video calls to him while in Ralph’s bathroom. Kerr admits that he received nudes from Faith when she was only 15 and he was 21.

Matt Vickers calls Josh stupid and braindead for suggesting they wait for her to come home herself.

Aug 19: Matt Vickers reveals on twitter that between correspondence with Ralph, Ralph reveals that they weren’t actively trying to get pregnant but neither was using birth control.

Squire of Gothos posts a clip of Faith, Digibro, Pedopantsu and Ralph where Pedopantsu thirsts after Josh, saying she comments on every stream and LOVES free speech. He also highlights Faith’s hypocrisy, being a girl who is extremely anti-MAPs but she only has pedophile friends.

Ralph shaves his head on stream. Fun fact related to the harvest joke; Brittany Spears famously shaved her head in 2007. The reason she did this was because after escaping a rehab clinic, she showed up at her ex-husband’s house asking to see her two children. He refused to let her see them and she was so hurt and frustrated, she drove to a hair salon and shaved her head while paparazzi took pictures of her breakdown. She did it so that she could feel in control of her own very public humiliation.

Matt Vickers proves that he’s not a do-nothing faggot and that he went to the police about the revenge porn. Nothing comes out of this.

Aug 20: Matt Vickers launches aborttheretort.com

When Gator was in Knoxville for the Warski vs Tonka fight, a girl who shoved a pinecone up her ass rejected him and then humiliated him privately in discord DMs with Kraut.

Ralph gets in a pissing contest with a random person on twitter about how his life is shitter than anyone else’s.

Aug 21: Matt Vickers starts making power plays to fuck with Ralph, such as threatening to buy the house from underneath him.

Null talks about ‘Cuties’ with Nick Rekieta.

Ralph seethes about Null, talking about how he’s glad Null ended his friendship with Dick Masterson/disavowed and that Null’s days are numbered as a result.

Matt Vickers makes his first post on his website, detailing a timeline of events of when Ralph groomed Faith to when she went back to him.

Matt Vickers states that Faith had an incredibly sheltered upbringing and loving parents, however she could not handle high school and expressed a desire to be home schooled, which her parents agreed to. While completing school online, at 16 Faith started interacting with 21-year-old Chris Kerr and they began having an online relationship, which Matt believed he took care of after he threatened Kerr away. Faith was online most of the time talking to people on discord all night and slept all day, had no motivation to do well at school and when she was 18 got a prescription for marijuana, which her parents regulated.

Faith starts lying to her parents so she can meet with Ralph and on the 9th of July, runs away in the dead of night. They threaten Faith in an attempt to scare her home and instead, they lured out Ralph, who took on the pseudonym, ‘Rad Roberts’. Ralph acts like an internet tough guy but comes off as a retard.

Faith manipulates her father by creating another villain to beat down and Chris Kerr receives the ire of Vickers. By Aug 3rd, Faith is ready to leave Ralph using an elaborate escape plan but by the 9th she is thinking of pulling a reversal. Vickers tries to retain control of the situation by taking away Faith’s phone and laptop to isolate her from Ralph. Faith forces their hand by suicide baiting and they take her to the hospital to be admitted.

Ralph calls Mr. Vickers and they have a cordial conversation about Faith’s health and the situation. Ralph says that he will take Faith back, until Chris Kerr leaks his conversations with Faith. Ralph releases the sex tape, lies to Vickers about being hacked and then says that Faith is bad for his career and he’s going to break up with her. Meanwhile, Faith is calling Ralph nonstop begging to get back together AFTER finding out about the revenge porn.

Faith goes back to Ralph.

Although Ralph has Faith, Vickers dropping private information into Ralph’s humiliating personal life has a visible effect on Ralph in his streams around this time period.

Aug 22: Information is released on a lawsuit regarding Mr. Vickers and a seemingly mentally ill man.

Curious Addie discovers that Faith and Ralph were in contact during March 3rd, before his separation with Nora.

Vickers drops the ‘Rad Roberts’ emails. Ralph seethes and doesn’t stream that night.

Aug 23: Vickers torments Ralph and makes his life utterly miserable.

Aug 24: Vickers humiliates Ralph further, showing that Faith had an interest in Warski before Ralph.

Aug 25: Vickers releases emails between he, Ralph and Mrs. Vickers. In them, he details his concerns that Ralph doesn’t love his daughter, is trying to impregnate her and tries to give him fatherly advice on being a man. Ralph reacts how he usually does.

Vickers business website is hacked, the revenge porn plastered all over the page. The archive link is NSFL.

Aug 26: Vickers starts a crusade, reaching out to Killstream guests to make sure they know that Ralph is a piece of shit before they hop on.

Chrissie Mayr – a self-proclaimed sex and relationship expert – weighs in on revenge porn by saying it’s your fault for recording it in the first place. Then she goes on the killstream and Southern Dingo dominates the show by ranting about niggers and beating his wife.

Aug 28: Ralph threatens Matt Vickers by claiming Faith will read a statement against them if he doesn’t send Faith’s belongings.

Aug 29: Vickers releases DMs of Ralph demanding Faith’s belongings for people to laugh at.

Ralph accuses kiwi farms of black PR, posts a tweet mocking black people when black panther died and plays victim in an attempt to revive his income by portraying to his paypigs that he’s coming under fire and needs their support.

Aug 31: Vickers posts DMs proving that Ralph is trying to get Faith pregnant dated July 30.

So what can we glean from all this? You can debate whether or not Faith is a manipulative mastermind or a mentally ill teenager all you like, but we can all agree this kid has severe anxiety and by enabling her not to have a formulative experience at high school, she had to compensate by socialising with people online which left her vulnerable to being groomed by some weird fuck who got child porn out of her and Ralph. If you are literally raised to be this retarded, of course your choice in romantic partners will be based on clout and subscribers.

An interesting thing I found about the whole Vickers twitter crusade is that say what you will, no one has ever been able to torment Ralph so effectively. Ralph always defaults to dick measuring and comparing success, but he couldn't with Mr. Vickers. Ralph expects people to follow a retarded internet code, where you don't share DMs. He genuinely thought he could larp as Rad Rodgers without the entire internet laughing at him. He fucked with Ralph during his timeslot so he couldn't be ignored, it was like he knew exactly what to do to make Ralph's life miserable.

Here is where Vickers fucked up: in the DMs posted giving Ralph fatherly advice, he misread his enemy. By making an appeal to human emotion and showing vulnerability to elicit understanding, he unintentionally gave Ralph a win/lose condition. If Ralph could get Faith pregnant before she snapped out of it and inevitably left him and went back home, then he won. Remember that Ralph is actively losing the disavow war with Null, because Nick Rekieta has Null make a guest appearance on his show, so Ralph has to cope by saying that at least he has Dick Masterson and he tries to work harder to build connections with that camp. This is why being disavowed by Vito fucked Ralph up so much the other night.
 
Here’s hoping we can get a Tampa Thread created. I have a feeling with all these IRL Streamers converging on Tampa, we’re going to be inundated with content from all angles with different cows crossing over and interacting with each other.
 
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A man who proudly flags down any video talking against him comes out against censorship.
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The age of Man is over, the time of The Gunt has come!
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Warski instantly retweeted the "New Era" tweet, and I remember that Ethan had mentioned they were talking offstream about something today. Is Warski going to be the other roommate and do IRL with Ethan? If he's been hired to officially work for Peaceful Sunset Productions, an American LLC, he is likely permitted to move across the border to take up residence there even during the pandemic.

EDIT: May also immediately retweeted it.
 
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It's just that Ethan doesn't understand that he should be ashamed of most of his behavior
'Most' is the keyword here. People have talked a lot about Ralph's refusal to address the most recent leaks and have speculated that this is an indication of the veracity of the leaks themselves. Yes, I do believe his silence speaks to the veracity of the leaks, but I think it demonstrates something else that is important. Ralph has denied all sorts of obviously tru allegations about himself in the past. He isn't keeping quiet because the leaks are "real", he's keeping quiet because he's actually, for once in his life, ashamed of himself. Yeah they are probably true, but it's the shameful content of the leaks that are primarily responsible for his silence. That's my theory anyway.

Source: I have a PhD in the venerable field of armchair psychology.
 
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