🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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the cupholder is deforming the container like a bag though and the green object appears to wrap around like a band rather than jut out like a straw, face it ralph is now doing hard drugs
I second that it's a smushed starbux cup with a straw in it. Even Reethan isn't dumb enough to leave a bag of blow in his cup holder.

You put that shit in your center console or somewhere where a traffic stop won't get you with possession of a schedule 1.
 
So this is your brain.... on the ralphamale wavelengths...
I second that it's a smushed starbux cup with a straw in it. Even Reethan isn't dumb enough to leave a bag of blow in his cup holder.

You put that shit in your center console or somewhere where a traffic stop won't get you with possession of a schedule 1.
yet he was dumb enough to show the internet his eating feces. plus zooming in i dont see any straw down in the container
 
He looks and sounds like South Park Rob Reiner
Whoa, absolutely prophetic.
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If he did work his way into Baked's group, I could see him getting some revenge on Ralph, like when MC Jarbo was playing, but worse. Then again, Baked Alaska is semi-retarded, and doesn't seem to take things to heart, or be petty. Even if Ralph doesn't join that crowd, more IRL streams from him is always good.
Heard somewhere that someone was offering Baked a $100 donation if he "content sprayed" Ralph. Could have been here or on a stream, not sure; I'll see if I can go back and find it.
 
yet he was dumb enough to show the internet his eating feces. plus zooming in i dont see any straw down in the container
Starbucks cups have domed lids and green straws. Its pretty iconic for their brand at this point. You should be making fun of the fact that he is drinking like $8 coffee.
 
hey bae how bout we let another chick move in with us

> no

I CAN'T HANDLE YOU SHOWERING ME WITH ALL THIS NEGATIVITY

Ralph, you gave it a shot but she said no. Why did you have to keep pressing the issue and hold your affections hostage? Why couldn't you just accept the "no" and move on? Is this how a man behaves, Ethan?

It seems pretty womanly to me, personally.

You are being very womanly, Ralph.

He has transcended gender with all of this. He's such a fucking eunuch that you can't even file him & his behavior under "woman"..

It goes under "vicious & intellectually deficient cuntrag."

He's not acting like anything. He's just being what he is.
 
Starbucks cups have domed lids and green straws. Its pretty iconic for their brand at this point. You should be making fun of the fact that he is drinking like $8 coffee.
lol thats over a ninth of his entire income from yesterday, would it not just be cheaper to run off of meth at that point? dont know how long the energy would last you
 
lol thats over a ninth of his entire income from yesterday, would it not just be cheaper to run off of meth at that point? dont know how long the energy would last you
Days. If Gunty was on the jib he'd slim down a bit, but we'd have to suffer through 72 hour killstreams. If you want to see meth streamers look up WARDAWG.
 
Days. If Gunty was on the jib he'd slim down a bit, but we'd have to suffer through 72 hour killstreams. If you want to see meth streamers look up WARDAWG.
im just saying assuming three cups of coffee a day a third of his income is going just to coffee, actually over a third im rounding up to 8k lemons and not accounting for gaytor taxes and fai fai
 
There is an indirect relationship between alcoholism and male pattern baldness.

Alcohol can interfere with the absorption rates of copper, zinc, and proteins, the lack of any of which contributes to balding. Alcoholics also have worse nutrition, which can compound with low absorption rates to accelerate the problem. Zinc and Iron supplements taken once a day with two full glasses of water would help solve his balding problems and fix his crusty cum as well.
 
im just saying assuming three cups of coffee a day a third of his income is going just to coffee, actually over a third im rounding up to 8k lemons and not accounting for gaytor taxes and fai fai
He's not paying fai fai anything ever. Otoh I hope someone donos to Skimask Andy and that he goes to Tampa just in time for Ralph to hear the TTS
 
im just saying assuming three cups of coffee a day a third of his income is going just to coffee, actually over a third im rounding up to 8k lemons and not accounting for gaytor taxes and fai fai
This is why I buy the Dunkin Donuts coffee at the store. Like $6.00 for a pound of it.
 
Heard somewhere that someone was offering Baked a $100 donation if he "content sprayed" Ralph. Could have been here or on a stream, not sure; I'll see if I can go back and find it.

Am I wrong or was Ralph one of the people who was actually trying to destroy Baked Alaska about a year ago?
If I'm remembering it correctly, why wouldn't Baked want to exact some form of revenge?
It's amazing. There will be at least five or six people that Ralph actively fucked over in the past at Road Rage in Tampa. This could be the perfect storm.
I am very confident that something epic will happen in Tampa. Something that will eclipse the Warski Miami incident.
 
I'm a complete noob when it comes to ip2 tts donations. In the off chance a irl streamer gets close to Ralph, how would one donate to tts? Might sound like a stupid question but Idk where to donate on bakeds live stream.
I’ve never done it either but any instructions you need will be in the description to any livestream you are watching. Just follow the link and fill out the form. Just be aware you are doxing yourself to that streamer... unless you buy visa gift cards ahead of time (I think)
 
Am I wrong or was Ralph one of the people who was actually trying to destroy Baked Alaska about a year ago?
If I'm remembering it correctly, why wouldn't Baked want to exact some form of revenge?
It's amazing. There will be at least five or six people that Ralph actively fucked over in the past at Road Rage in Tampa. This could be the perfect storm.
I am very confident that something epic will happen in Tampa. Something that will eclipse the Warski Miami incident.
See this is why I've got my hopes up. Between the people Reethan has burned or snubbed, the IP 2 bonobos, that extra little bit of cash from 'gloidwinson, and the lowered inhibitions from thinking he's coming out on top or winning could all make the conditions for a perfect storm, eclipsing Andy's "STAY BACK".

Or it could be another snooze-fest where he just waddles to bars and drinks.
 
He's not paying fai fai anything ever. Otoh I hope someone donos to Skimask Andy and that he goes to Tampa just in time for Ralph to hear the TTS
faith implied he was and hes yet to prove otherwise, idk which is worse for him for us to assume, we could assume hes a total dead beat or we can assume hes being bent over a barrel and assfucked like his childhood.
 
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