💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

It's sometimes cheaper for Canadians to fly to parts of the States or Europe than to fly across Canada.

It was actually cheaper to fly to Taiwan than to fly to my home state. That's why I vacation overseas.

As for the season passes to Dollywood: Jack would have to plunk down $219 per person each year to get admission and free parking. Dining passes are not included, so the special Christmas dinner at Dollywood is an additional $22 per person not including any lunches they have in the park as well. Jack said he doesn't ride the rides anymore during the Universal Studios live stream, so why even go?

 

[a dinosaur]

Famous last words?

 

[BigDyno392]

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Famous last words?

This tub of lard is talking about no risk? He says this as his degenerating limp right arm hangs by his side with muscular atrophy set in. He is set to die within 10 years of obesity related illnesses. I'm sure he believed there was no risk for a first or second stroke or whatever is wrong with his thyroid.

The risk of dying from COVID is extremely low. Being morbidly obese like Jack puts you in an extremely high risk category. Not sure why Jack is acting as if he is immune to this given how many health problems he's had and currently has. With how Jack eats, I guess the excess triglycerides from his diet is causing his brain cells to lose plasticity. I don't think he is bright enough to do any actual research into the risks of COVID but just parrots what he reads from far right tabloids that he sees posted by his also obese friends on Facebook.

 

[qwdsadfvzxxz]

All these comments seem very weird and embarrassingly angry for some youtuber who's bad at cooking.

 

[captkrisma]

"Biggest killer of them all, the flu"

I'd say no, heart disease is the biggest killer of them all for obese Americans, but keep knocking back those Butterbeers and ribs, tubbo.

 

[For The Internet]

All these comments seem very weird and embarrassingly angry for some youtuber who's bad at cooking.

If you want to be mad at Jack there's a plethora of opportunities outside his cooking. Like the way he treats staff in restaurants, refusing to tip if he feels he was denied an overabundance of fries. Or the way he treats staff at drive-thrus, such as the time he complained his burger didn't look like the poster (or one of the many, I should say) and complained about his replacement burger and accused them of just adding lettuce because he'd 'arranged the burger' so he'd know. Or his refusal to wear a mask because Covid poses 'no risk', not caring a whit for the safety of others. Or how he choked his first son out until he was unconscious. Or, his rampant homophobia and fake Christian persona where he idolises a pastor who literally decapitated someone and preaches anti-mask conspiracies at the pulpit. Like really, take your pick.

 

[Scented Candle]

All these comments seem very weird and embarrassingly angry for some youtuber who's bad at cooking.

He's someone that I have always tried to pity but any time I find myself close to feeling sorry for him he proved time and time again that he's just rotten to the core.

It started out just laughing at his failed attempts at cooking but over the years he's evolved into a selfish manchild with absolutely no regard for anyone else. All he cares about is where he'll get his next plate of grease for the lowest price and he doesn't care what he has to do to get it. He is genuinely just a bad person.

 

[Baby Yoda]

All these comments seem very weird and embarrassingly angry for some youtuber who's bad at cooking.

Leave Jack Scalfani alone you goddamn whore! Fuck you, you stupid bitch. Jack never did shit to you you pathetic animal.
Fuck you're stupid.

 

[Aaway]

someone might want to tell jack that the flu has never killed close to 300k people in the US in a 9 month span

but i'm sure he'll just start ranting about how they're calling every death a covid death or some BS conspiracy he found on FB

 

[Lousy Cleaning Service]

I understand that Christians have sex just like everyone else on the planet, but what's with all the sexual topics on Eye to Eye? Is this normal discourse for evangelists or projection from Jack?

 

[Hastur]

All these comments seem very weird and embarrassingly angry for some youtuber who's bad at cooking.

Ashley, please go back to your containment thread and take your meds, not necessarily in that order

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

You can give me a-log ratings for being a fedora tipper but at around 2:30 Jack questions the after life for a moment and thinks "So...Im gonna exist for ever with nothing to do and I wont be able to have sex?" But apparently that was only a fleeting thought. since a few seconds later he says "I know I'll be worshipping the lord" Apparently Jack idea of eternal happiness is to exist for ever doing nothing but worshipping a godly being. (I know,fedora tipping)

At one point the Pastor says there will be no more day or night since god will iluminate us and Jack ask if we are going to be glow in the dark CIA coloured people.

 

[Aaway]

I understand that Christians have sex just like everyone else on the planet, but what's with all the sexual topics on Eye to Eye? Is this normal discourse for evangelists or projection from Jack?

couple boomers who aren't capable of having sex anymore

or maybe it's just jack who isn't capable due to his mountain of health issues and is the one who suggests the sexual topics

 

[The Cum Consumer]

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He said that somebody in his house already had it, so he's probably gotten it, was asymptomatic, and is now immune.

 

[Aaway]

He said that somebody in his house already had it, so he's probably gotten it, was asymptomatic, and is now immune.

nothing can kill jack

 

[captkrisma]

I understand that Christians have sex just like everyone else on the planet, but what's with all the sexual topics on Eye to Eye? Is this normal discourse for evangelists or projection from Jack?

It's projection or some wonky way of bringing up controversial topics and still stay monetized.

I've had uncles and friends who were in the ministry and none of us talked about sex. Football, they'd talk your ears off, but never sex. It was just too awkward of a conversation to even start. They also wouldn't bring up sex during a sermon either since that would derail a presentation really quickly.

 

[AnOminous]

someone might want to tell jack that the flu has never killed close to 300k people in the US in a 9 month span

but i'm sure he'll just start ranting about how they're calling every death a covid death or some BS conspiracy he found on FB

The 1918 Spanish flu killed 675,000 in the U.S. Of course that went on for over two years.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

He said that somebody in his house already had it, so he's probably gotten it, was asymptomatic, and is now immune.

I know a person that has gotten it twice now, so there's still hope that God will humble him. Or the devil. I don't care who, I just want this dumbass to experience some type of backlash.

 

[For The Internet]

He said that somebody in his house already had it, so he's probably gotten it, was asymptomatic, and is now immune.

I think he's absolutely lying.

I assume at the time it was to get people to back off from telling him he's going to catch the virus if he doesn't sanitise and use a mask. 'I'll be fine at theme parks/weddings/church, I already had covid!' is an easier way of shutting people up than admitting he's never had any exposure.

There is no way he could get covid and actually be asymptomatic. Also I think everyone knows by now that you can absolutely catch covid more than once. Usually when people get it the second time around it's less severe because the body can do the whole antibody thing better due to past exposure, but it's still going to make you sick.

He'd need the finest pigroach luck to get through covid without symptoms and while I know that in many ways he seems like he's DSP Sr. I don't think he has that luck. If he did, he'd have managed to get through 2 strokes with absolutely no adverse effects. DSP always rolls a 1 and turns it into a nat 20. Jack just rolls ones.

 

[stets]

I think he's absolutely lying

Lying about some unspecified person in his household catching COVID is one of the most obvious lies Jack has ever told. Jack has virtually no filter or respect for people's privacy, so if someone did catch it, he would have blabbed every possible detail about it.

Also I think everyone knows by now that you can absolutely catch covid more than once. Usually when people get it the second time around it's less severe because the body can do the whole antibody thing better due to past exposure, but it's still going to make you sick.

True, but catching the exact same strain of COVID twice is so exceedingly rare that's it's almost epidemiologically irrelevant. The recent surge in cases and hospitalizations is driven almost entirely by first time infections.