💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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clearly jack is throwing shade here

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You'd be shocked at how many Americans don't see anything outside of their own microcosm...actually you shouldn't be shocked, more like depressed.
Just a quick OT aside here -

-- Eleven percent of survey respondents have never traveled outside of the state where they were born.

-- Over half of those surveyed (54 percent) say they’ve visited 10 states or fewer.

-- As many as 13 percent say they have never flown in an airplane.



-- Forty percent of those questioned said they’ve never left the country.

-- Over half of respondents have never owned a passport. (For years U.S. citizens did not need one to travel to Mexico, Canada and on many cruises, which may clarify the previous stat.)


Telling numbers, and perhaps a cause to a lot of ignorance.
 
Just a quick OT aside here -

-- Eleven percent of survey respondents have never traveled outside of the state where they were born.

-- Over half of those surveyed (54 percent) say they’ve visited 10 states or fewer.

-- As many as 13 percent say they have never flown in an airplane.



-- Forty percent of those questioned said they’ve never left the country.

-- Over half of respondents have never owned a passport. (For years U.S. citizens did not need one to travel to Mexico, Canada and on many cruises, which may clarify the previous stat.)


Telling numbers, and perhaps a cause to a lot of ignorance.
The numbers are bullshit (in terms of "look at how untraveled Americans are"), US States are fucking large, larger then most nations, hell in my state there are is quite a bit in division in terms of culture just based on where you live/grew up in the state. Most people don't need to travel out side of their state to experience different vastly different shit, fuck I have more in common with some Canadians culturally then I do to people in my own state who live to the west and north of me.
 
The numbers are bullshit (in terms of "look at how untraveled Americans are"), US States are fucking large, larger then most nations, hell in my state there are is quite a bit in division in terms of culture just based on where you live/grew up in the state. Most people don't need to travel out side of their state to experience different vastly different shit, fuck I have more in common with some Canadians culturally then I do to people in my own state who live to the west and north of me.
That doesn't explain why Canadians, who live in a larger country than we do with larger provinces than most states tend to have traveled more.
 
That doesn't explain why Canadians, who live in a larger country than we do with larger provinces than most states tend to have traveled more.
The population density of Canada is mostly centered at the Southern Canadian/Northern US boarder although yes the provinces are large they are in a smaller area compared to the US where the population is more spread out leading to more cultural differences then when everyone is relatively packed together.
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Also what Aaway said.
 
The numbers are bullshit (in terms of "look at how untraveled Americans are"), US States are fucking large, larger then most nations, hell in my state there are is quite a bit in division in terms of culture just based on where you live/grew up in the state. Most people don't need to travel out side of their state to experience different vastly different shit, fuck I have more in common with some Canadians culturally then I do to people in my own state who live to the west and north of me.
This is something that people ignore: the US is almost as big as Europe. Fucking EUROPE!
This is pretty much the case with all countries in the Americas; Mexico alone is bigger than Germany, Spain and France combined.
 
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(This is kind of off topic, but Jack is really interesting to me, but is it worth it to read all 944 pages for the true Jack experience?)
Depends how much you know. If you know most of the major drama then you'll be fine, if not you can skim read the thread. A lot of it will undoubtedly be people complaining about how Jack cooks, just skip the posts that are obviously about that and read what's left. Ultimately though, Jack is a racist imbecile, a deathfat perpetually on death's door, two strokes down with one functioning limb and possibly on the brink of a cancer saga. He's about to have investigative surgery on this possible tumour and he's worried he could lose his voice in the process due to its close proximity to his larynx.
 
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jack complaining about not being able to go to a theme park. seems that with covid cases spiking, he is suddenly really desperate to get it
He also seems to think being a season pass holder should grant him some sort of extra privilege to get into a theme park. All a season pass does is let you get in for free and usually free parking, nothing less and nothing more.
 
He also seems to think being a season pass holder should grant him some sort of extra privilege to get into a theme park. All a season pass does is let you get in for free and usually free parking, nothing less and nothing more.
I'm surprised he hasn't asked for a private audience with Miss Parton herself.
 
He also seems to think being a season pass holder should grant him some sort of extra privilege to get into a theme park. All a season pass does is let you get in for free and usually free parking, nothing less and nothing more.

To be fair, all of the museums, zoos, botanic gardens, etc. here are requiring reservations for everyone except members, so it’s not that odd of an expectation.
 
I swear Jack is the only lolcow that makes me genuinely MATI. I actually have issues with his newer videos that I probably need help for.

What Saddam did in the gulf is nothing compared to the crimes against humanity that Jack cooks every single day. I hope Jack dies and then gets raped and murdered by Gordon Ramsay in Hell(’s Kitchen).
 
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"They can just walk around [...] It's empty, I shouldn't be in anyone's way."
This disabled fuck is one of those people that will purposefully inconvenience others, knowing that most people will be too polite to tell him to fuck off and quit blocking traffic.

It's not often you see someone that is just a fundamentally bad person with no redeeming qualities.
I would love to see someone flip him out of his tard scooter and kick his gimp ass.
 
In the live chat this weekend, Jack said he’d only wear his mask properly as a sign of respect when he was approached closely by someone else otherwise it would be hanging under his nose. I dumped out of the live around that time because I couldn’t take any more of his pandemic-related whining.

I watched the universal live he posted, dude is a full on man child. He’s acting like he’s five.

“TAMMMMYYYYY. I WANT TO GET ICE CREAM AND TRY ALL THE BUTTER BEERS. WHEEL ME OVER THERE.”

With how much sugar they’re going to consume in Universal, he’s probably going to need to get something amputated.
 
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