💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

Dobson the unrepentant twat

[MEDIA=twitter]611228733383413760[/MEDIA]

I can picture the talk he had with his "shrink":
"See, I suffer from these moments of sudden anxiety and terror when I remember all those bad times... these flashbacks that haunt me day and night "
-"That sounds like you suffer from PTSD, you know."
"But I've never been with the army..."
-"You don't have to be with the army to suffer from PTSD, any big, gruesome experience can scar a mind to a point it developes PTSD."
"Oh really? Man, I just hope there's a cure, they really cripple my day-to-day life..."
-"Well, what tragic event or events triggered them?"
"Uh... there was this one time, some random dude sprayed me with water and all those times ED slandered my good name by mocking my art."
The burger-flipper will then suppress his urge to call his best costumer an immature, whiny douchenozzle, tightening his grip around the spatula until his knuckles turn white and silently waddle back to his stove while shaking his head.

I don't like something fix it.
Something doesn't exist I want it.

Way to get things done for yourself Dobbo. Hey if it's so easy since you claim, why don't you go make these things?

It's even worse. With Dobbles, it's:
I want something. Nintendo, go and make it.
You want something? Make it yourself or buy something else.

 

[wheat pasta]

I thought one of the reason why people hated Metroid Other M was because how sexist it was, making Samus weak and whatnot.

Basically they tried to give her unnecessary "character" and "depth". While I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to this, Other M took things in entirely the wrong direction and made Samus-- historically a loner who finds and uses badass tech to dispatch nasty aliens without help from anyone-- subservient to a commander, of all people. Yes, it was a man she respected and admired (even loved, it's alluded to) but you can see why this would go against the standard set by previous games... and why fans dislike it so strongly.

 

[JU 199]

He's been tweeting...

(Covers his ass)

For fucks sake,


What a gargantuan twat.

 

[MysticMisty]

How can anyone hate a character as adorable as Yoshi??

Ver archivo adjunto 32687

Given how weird Dobson is about Nintendo I wouldn't be surprised if it's solely because of the Super Mario World cartoon.

 

[Kusottare]

Off topic: Isn't Other M the game where Samus had all the best weapons right at the start but refused to use them because some dude called her a woman?

On topic: Dunno if it's the name but it feels like Dobbo is being more of a whiny git than usual.

 

[JU 199]

Somebody give this ween a medal

 

[Bassomatic]

Given how weird Dobson is about Nintendo I wouldn't be surprised if it's solely because of the Super Mario World cartoon.

With him being stuck in the past, I think you hit the nail on the head. He was awful. And being a kid in that era and being both poor and not having parents were too fond of video games. I didn't have SNES at the time, my first interaction with Yoshi was from that cartoon, it took a while to warm up to him.

Spoiler

in SMW he's so god damn good and pretty OP in OG kart

 

[JU 199]

I've never seen anyone leverage getting a little wet for PTSD feels.

Dobson also wants to remind us about his 'deep' commitment to art

 

[Zvantastika]

He's been tweeting...

(Covers his ass)
[MEDIA=twitter]611231324817395712[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]611232054324297728[/MEDIA]
For fucks sake,
[MEDIA=twitter]611232452678266880[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]611232767150440448[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]611233157132652544[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]611234665538519040[/MEDIA]
[MEDIA=twitter]611235108750651392[/MEDIA][MEDIA=twitter]611236930479460353[/MEDIA]
What a gargantuan twat.

So about that Patreon wallpaper... I'm guessing it is not happening, right?, who would have guessed.

I'd say "prove it", but knowing Dobson: "No because I don't need to prove anything to you guys" (he's a liar after all).

 

[Dudeofteenage]

He's been tweeting...

So obviously he does feel he has PTSD. Fantastic.

 

[Bassomatic]

Damn what lucky timing, he almost had to draw or do something productive, perfectly bad time for PTSD attack.

Who wants to be he's on splatoon?

What a coward and jerk.

 

[chimpburgers]

I've never seen anyone leverage getting a little wet for PTSD feels.

Dobson also wants to remind us about his 'deep' commitment to art
[MEDIA=twitter]611240621508984832[/MEDIA]

Here's what he really meant to say:

The great thing, though is that I don't have to be tied to just one website. I can make dogshit and spam it everywhere for my 5 asspatters elsewhere.

 

[JU 199]

Shouldn't Splatoon trigger Dobson? It is a game about soaking your competition after all....

 

[CrimsonKnight]

[MEDIA=twitter]611210621455958016[/MEDIA]I'm sure the irony is lost on him.

Most of the stuff he retweets is full of irony.

 

[Cucky]

How can anyone hate a character as adorable as Yoshi??

Ver archivo adjunto 32687

Who hates Yoshi? Serious question.

 

[JU 199]

Missed this one.

Dobson, in case you ever read this- We're not responsible for your lack of personal success. That's you.

 

[Rin]

Missed this one.
[MEDIA=twitter]611236689122471937[/MEDIA]
Dobson, in case you ever read this- We're not responsible for your lack of personal success. That's you.

I have no idea why Dobson didn't have more success on dA. It's full of whiny emo kids just like him.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Perhaps he should have practiced what he preached re: lesbians being offended by his art.

I know I keep bringing this up but it really is a near-perfect summary of his hypocrisy. He wants on one hand to be able to ignore his critics, but on the other hand he demands others take his claims to trivial discomfort incredibly seriously.

 

[autism420]

I haven't been keeping up on this thread - what happened that gave him PTSD?

 

[Bassomatic]

I haven't been keeping up on this thread - what happened that gave him PTSD?

Wind blew the wrong way.