🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[2021Murder]

In the Digi thread I saw a tweet of hers that was something to the effect of "I haven't gotten dick in so long and am gonna whore around." Probably just desperate in general.

I guarantee you she could find better than Ethan.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I dunno how a woman like her gets that desperate. Sure, her face looks kind of mannish, but from the neck down she's bangable. The internet is full of men who have gone for much, much worse. She can get dick. Dick may be the easiest thing on the planet to get. Especially for a weeb pervert who's willing to bang a nerd. The majority of desperate lonely men in the weebosphere can't possibly be as hideous and deadbeat as Ralph. I know there are plenty of hideous weebs, but that bar is so low it's through the Earth's core.

Yeah, but how many of those weebs have savings that she can easily siphon off with only the slight risk of having to carry a baby to term before dumping it off on a relative or a nearby fire station?

 

[L. Duse]

Lol, his voice was shaking. He sounded so scared. What a giant pussy, even Baked handles potential ass-kickers better than this.

Is it because he is trying to catch his breath?

Morbidly obese people go breathless even after slight exertion.

 

[Kenobi]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1329635948901130241

Hes not just a child in stature he just flat out is a child.
WEEEEEEE MAMA RALPH CAN`T STOP ME BEING AWAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN IM NOT AT THE CRACK SHACK WEEEEEE.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Yeah, but how many of those weebs have savings that she can easily siphon off with only the slight risk of having to carry a baby to term before dumping it off on a relative or a nearby fire station?

Some manga niggers have a fair bit of disposable income. It's how they afford all those high end anime figurines and other merch.

 

[MeltyTW]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1329635948901130241

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Hes not just a child in stature he just flat out is a child.
WEEEEEEE MAMA RALPH CAN`T STOP ME BEING AWAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN IM NOT AT THE CRACK SHACK WEEEEEE.

....... theres entire segments of the population that stay up prolonged periods. and the random nonsensical exclamations of his made up self granted cringy titles, he seems autistic no joke, i could see ralph yelling about trains embarrassing pantsu in a crowd.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Hey guys, I've been in the spedsidential election thread, any good updates?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Hey guys, I've been in the spedsidential election thread, any good updates?

Nothing too interesting has happened yet, although it was pretty funny to see Ethan lumbering around IRL from an outside perspective. Daytime streams have little if any Pillstream potential, and he hasn't been broadcasting at night during any of the IRL streams. Most of the idiocy has actually been coming from his "cohosts" and not him personally.

The main rally begins in about 6 hours so he'll presumably be live again then. It's unlikely to be too interesting unless there's a big counterprotest though.

 

[Pepper Jack]

HAHAHA LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF THIS NIGGAS HEAD, THAT NECK! What an absolute specimen.
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Ralph streaming from the crack shack


Herman Guntster

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan and Peyton are live.

Ethan is claiming that Destiny is there and is looking for him.

He also coped hard over his lack of physical fitness and offered to footrace against chatters.

EDIT: Destiny is actively tweeting so I don't think he's there, unfortunately. Being humiliated by a leftist has proven Pillstream precedent so that could've been our shot.

EDIT 2: Ethan is arguing with an Oath Keeper and being extremely belligerent. Dying on stream to own the libs?

EDIT 3: "THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BITCH I OWN THE OATH KEEPERS, I DON'T GIVE FUCK!" Absolutely seething.

EDIT 4: He is genuinely furious, no hyperbole. He's been seething continuously for several minutes.

EDIT 5: Ethan met a failed Congressional candidate named Lauren Witzke, who chat was obsessed with. He bought May a knockoff Trump hat from some grifter. He's still bringing up the Oath Keeper thing at least once per minute.

EDIT 6: Not much happening, so chat is trying to get him to go back and fight the Oath Keeper. Any chat references to "the stairs" correspond to that.

EDIT 7: He's just standing in place and listening to Literally Whos talk from on top of a ladder, so I'm taking a break.

EDIT 8: Lots of chatters are just as bored as I am and he's sweeping them up for vocalizing this sentiment.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Of course Ralph would be at a rally with his fellow american retards. He's with his people.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

EDIT 5: Ethan met a failed Congressional candidate named Lauren Witzke, who chat was obsessed with. He bought May a knockoff Trump hat from some grifter. He's still bringing up the Oath Keeper thing at least once per minute.

Lauren Witzge's campaign failed miserably in all Democratic Delaware. She comes off a bit wacky on her twitter tl, especially for Delaware. smh

 

[Kup]

Holy shit, Ralph is the gift that keeps on giving. Glad he’s doing IRL again, what with RV6 dead I needed another fat retard making a fool of himself in public. He should call Andy, get the gang back together.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

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Look at how stubby he is. I can definitely buy that he's 5' 1".

I still wonder how one becomes so fat that they develop a hunchback. Does he just have the worst posture imaginable, and his shiftless parents or whomever else he had in his life never corrected it? Doesn’t everyone get told to not slouch? He looks like a goddamn tortoise in that picture.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ethan and Peyton are live.

Ethan is claiming that Destiny is there and is looking for him.

He also coped hard over his lack of physical fitness and offered to footrace against chatters.

EDIT: Destiny is actively tweeting so I don't think he's there, unfortunately. Being humiliated by a leftist has proven Pillstream precedent so that could've been our shot.

EDIT 2: Ethan is arguing with an Oath Keeper and being extremely belligerent. Dying on stream to own the libs?

EDIT 3: "THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. BITCH I OWN THE OATH KEEPERS, I DON'T GIVE FUCK!" Absolutely seething.

EDIT 4: He is genuinely furious, no hyperbole. He's been seething continuously for several minutes.

EDIT 5: Ethan met a failed Congressional candidate named Lauren Witzke, who chat was obsessed with. He bought May a knockoff Trump hat from some grifter. He's still bringing up the Oath Keeper thing at least once per minute.

EDIT 6: Not much happening, so chat is trying to get him to go back and fight the Oath Keeper. Any chat references to "the stairs" correspond to that.

EDIT 7: He's just standing in place and listening to Literally Whos talk from on top of a ladder, so I'm taking a break.

EDIT 8: Lots of chatters are just as bored as I am and he's sweeping them up for vocalizing this sentiment.

Why is Ralph fighting with an Oath Keeper? Was it some old Vietnam Vet or something?

 

[Haru Okumura]

Update: He says he'll be live for about an hour more. Jaden just told his viewers to go to Ethan's channel.

Why is Ralph fighting with an Oath Keeper? Was it some old Vietnam Vet or something?

He wanted to go up some stairs and the Oath Keeper was standing there and wouldn't let him. This triggered Ethan more than I've ever seen him get triggered outside of a Pillstream. He seethed for 10 solid minutes and then kept bringing it up every minute or two for at least another half hour.

EDIT: Dlive is so shitty that if you're in the middle of clipping something and the stream goes down (which Peyton's single-digit bitrate stream does about once every five minutes), it deletes the in-process clip. I have no idea what sort of nonsense is going on on the backend to have it work like that.

EDIT 2: "[The Oath Keeper] got really indignant...well maybe I was the one that got indignant..." - Ethan in a very brief moment of clarity, after which he immediately coped and said that they were cool with him the next time he walked by (I did not see this on stream).

He will be bullied about this for some time, even by his regulars:

EDIT 3: He has confirmed IRL for Tampa and is saying he wants to set up a late-night camera to film inside of the house. PILLSTREAM POTENTIAL!

EDIT 4: They're going to Hooters. Oh boy.

EDIT 5: I actually may have been wrong about Destiny not being there when I said that 3 hours ago. He just retweeted one of his followers giving his location for "pregaming" for some type of meetup in Piedmont Park in downtown Atlanta. Ladies and guntlemen, it continues?

EDIT 6: Ethan has demanded that Peyton not film him while he's eating. God dammit.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

SPLC article has Ralph's estimated earnings:

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To put that into perspective, a person who works $13.50 per hour in retail and works 40 hours per week makes roughly $540 per week. Per month, that would end up being $2,346.30 per month and yearly, that sums up to $28,155.60 before taxes.

How much did Sseth make when he streamed there?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Fellow Ralph kiwi's and meme wizards, I need a bit of help. If there were to be a stream, video, or other type of content that would record or cause a pillstream from Ralph, and it were to happen on or close to Thanksgiving or Black Friday, what would be the funniest thing to call it? Thankspilling? Black Guntday? Meme it up for me, I promise you won't regret it.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

Ralph is currently IRL livestreaming himself and his camgirls eating at fucking Hooter's of all places. I don't know why I'm surprised he picked the most white trash shitty chain restaurant possible in all of Atlanta.
edit: he's also reading out loud spergy superchats about 'racemixing' with his black waitress in the middle of the resturant lmao

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan hasn't eaten anything all day and is now drinking. May is audibly buzzed and is on her way to getting hammered - the last time this happened she yelled "faggot" on stream and Ethan had to delete the VOD. Ladies and guntlemen, we have Pillstream potential. Repeat, we have Pillstream potential.

EDIT: He just ordered another double shot. May also ordered another one. Here we go.

EDIT 2: S H O R T

EDIT 3: Another double shot for Ethan, LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

EDIT 4: "SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN AND UR BANNED FUREVER"

EDIT 5: Peyton got her Twitter phished or socially engineered and is freaking out over her DMs possibly being leaked. Ethan told her to stop talking and hurry up and recover the credentials.



EDIT 6: Nothing came of the Twitter thing in the end, but May is visibly drunk and keeps sliding under the table. The last time she did it, Ethan started stroking her head. Very strange behavior from a man in a committed relationship with a pregnant girlfriend.

EDIT 7: Coping and seething about the Oath Keepers again.