🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Kenobi]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1329518102153924611

He looks like the goblin king in bilbo .The guy to the left is jay dyer (correct me if im wrong)? Hes 5 foot 9 there is no way Ralph is 5 foot 7.
Hassle is quite the whale himself

 

[Crystal Golem]

Click on my first ralph stream snipe in weeks and the fierst thing I hear is "go back to your shitty farm".

 

[Vetti]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1329518102153924611

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He looks like the goblin king in bilbo .The guy to the left is jay dyer (correct me if im wrong)? Hes 5 foot 9 there is no way Ralph is 5 foot 7.
Hassle is quite the whale himself

I like how Ralph is super fat but he's so small and so scaled down that he isn't much wider than a normal sized person like Jay Dyer.

 

[High Tea]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1329518102153924611

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He looks like the goblin king in bilbo .The guy to the left is jay dyer (correct me if im wrong)? Hes 5 foot 9 there is no way Ralph is 5 foot 7.
Hassle is quite the whale himself

Are we sure this isn't a Make-a-Wish situation? It's like Dyer is pitying a special needs couple, 'Yeah, you're super smart buddy.'

 

[Jose Jordan]

Pey is out of shape and lazy too, she couldn't even climb onto a stripper pole, lol. Pantsu better take some extra adderall, and maybe roophie herself too, so she doesn't remember the oceans of gunt afterwards


Yeah, Anglin fully supports TradCatboyism. He's always repeated whatever the Groyper partyline was whenever Fuentes's had an optics crisis. I imagine Azzmador would be more involved with Fuentes and AF stuff, if he hadn't had such a prominent spot in that Vice doc, or wasn't so old.

Imagine going from being this based to shilling merch on dlive https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/tkrmerch

 

[Vetti]

Alex Jones has showed up to the event. Hopefully Ralph gets a picture with him so I can compare his height to pictures of Alex standing next to Joe Rogan.

Edit: Fuentes showed up. His speech boiled down to: "NOT MY PRESIDENT!"

 

[Kenobi]

Are we sure this isn't a Make-a-Wish situation? It's like Dyer is pitying a special needs couple, 'Yeah, you're super smart buddy.'

The caption for the tweetpic was the big three. Which is bizzare cause hazzle, Dyer and Ralph got nothing in common
https://twitter.com/Jay_D007/status/1329505566927056898 White trash redneck now pocketsized.

Even Fuentes is taller then him. What the fuck.

 

[High Tea]

The caption for the tweetpic was the big three. Which is bizzare cause hazzle, Dyer and Ralph got nothing in common
https://twitter.com/Jay_D007/status/1329505566927056898 White trash redneck now pocketsized.
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Even Fuentes is taller then him. What the fuck.
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They all have ties to the KS in a way. Ralph (obviously), Dyer, because of being Andy's former cohost, and Hassle, I assume from Dick. Both have appeared on KS, but really didn't seem to be a fit (to me anyway).

As to the Fuentes comparison, Ralph is a bit stooped so he could be taller with better posture and I've seen rumors before that Fuentes has lifts (no idea if that's true).

 

[MeltyTW]

what a shitshow less than panhandler money in a major hyped event, absolutely disgusting, couldnt even get a ninjaghini aka 9 fucking dollars whoring out his tranny mistress. what a disaster i almost pity ralph he just keeps being shat on

 

[Squire of Gothos]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=l_cHKBpqc2o

Ralph: "The Killstream says hello!"
Alex Jones: "Thanks... (what the fuck is that?)"

Alex had no idea who Ralph was... oh man... the cope afterwards from Ralph my God... big ups to Sam for restreaming and allowing me to get the clip!

 

[High Tea]

Ralph: "The Killstream says hello!"
Alex Jones: "Thanks... (what the fuck is that?)"

Alex had no idea who Ralph was... oh man... the cope afterwards from Ralph my God... big ups to Sam for restreaming and allowing me to get the clip!

who_are_you....mp4

Networking with Rex Jones and Harrison Smith seems to have paid off

 

[Sriracha]

Man, I go on a break and I come back and Ralph is supposedly cheating on his pregnant child bride with a pedophile. The gunt who groomed a teenager is getting groomed by a tranny presenting female pedophile who probably definitely wants to fuck his unborn child.

Can I get a glow in the dark's take on this? A guy starts hanging out with an open pedophile couple, introduces his girlfriend who just graduated high school to them and then a couple of months after, they decide to intentionally get pregnant.

As to the Fuentes comparison, Ralph is a bit stooped so he could be taller with better posture and I've seen rumors before that Fuentes has lifts (no idea if that's true).

Isn't Fuentes the same height as Ben Shapiro who is 5'6?

 

[Kenobi]

Isn't Fuentes the same height as Ben Shapiro who is 5'6?

I made this just now for shits and giggles obviously not accurate.
The airhorn is a thunderpower 1200 and is 18 inches long or 45.7cm. Which makes fuentes about 170 or a litte bit taller.

 

[MeltyTW]

I made this just now for shits and giggles obviously not accurate.
The airhorn is a thunderpower 1200 and is 18 inches long or 45.7cm. Which makes fuentes about 170 or a litte bit taller.
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why do all trump supporters dress somewhere between business casual and casual fly fishing?

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph: "The Killstream says hello!"
Alex Jones: "Thanks... (what the fuck is that?)"

Alex had no idea who Ralph was... oh man... the cope afterwards from Ralph my God... big ups to Sam for restreaming and allowing me to get the clip!

who_are_you....mp4

Such a weird thing to say. That's what you say right before you assassinate someone.
"The Killstream sends its regards" BANG

Why not,
"Mr. Jones, hello, I'm Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and theRalphRetort.com. My audience and I love what you do."?

 

[Kenobi]

Ralph: "The Killstream says hello!"
Alex Jones: "Thanks... (what the fuck is that?)"

Alex had no idea who Ralph was... oh man... the cope afterwards from Ralph my God... big ups to Sam for restreaming and allowing me to get the clip!

who_are_you....mp4

Squire you dumb alog he was complementary!

https://twitter.com/Harrison_of_TX/status/1329602494553526274

 

[hot hot leg]

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The Death of JCaesar187

I'm saving this just so I can look back on it years from now and wonder who the hell any of these people are.

 

[L. Duse]

I made this just now for shits and giggles obviously not accurate.
The airhorn is a thunderpower 1200 and is 18 inches long or 45.7cm. Which makes fuentes about 170 or a litte bit taller.
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I remember when Ralph took a selfie with Fuentes at AFPAC and posted it on Twitter. He is visibily shorter than Fuentes by half a head.

@adezero might deny this but I believe the cops weren't wrong measuring Ralph as 5'1".

 

[Figger Naggot]

Squire you dumb alog he was complementary!

https://twitter.com/Harrison_of_TX/status/1329602494553526274

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He barely even acknowledged him. I really was looking forward to seeing gunt get a megaphone and rant about Josh's dick and his kiwi AYLAWGS.

You continue to be nothing but a disappointment, Ralph.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Did anyone get the clip of a drunk May yelling "faggot" over and over and causing Ethan to kill the stream so it wouldn't save into the VOD? This happened right at the very beginning, pretty much exactly when Kiwi Farms went down for maintenance.