Interests 6/9/15: Chris Reacts to New Sonic Boom Game Announcement

[rawr_the_deathclaw]

I don't know what's sadder, Chris threatening Best Buy before his trial, or the fact, that he doesn't realize Sonic Boom Isn't cannon per-say. Since he's threatening Best Buy, don't they have the right to mention that at his trial?

 

[Handsome Pete]

So Chris still has his trial coming up in... and the genius decides to make this public, vaguely threatening post to a major corporation...

There is shooting yourself in the foot... and then there is just bellyflopping into a wood chipper.

"When life gives you lemons, you shove those lemons up your ass."

-Chandler family motto

 

[Lipitor]

Crazy as in, "What a quirky, yet loveable fat autist!", or crazy as in, "This person is a dangerous nutcase, and is potentially the next Buffalo Bill"?

They know he's weird, but assume he's harmless. It's not LGBTQ+A yet, so they can laugh at him to each other.

 

[Cid Highwind]

TL;DR: Not even Nintendo doesn't believe in this game, Chris will declare victory when it flops.

Until Sonic Boom 3 gets released!

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

Listen and leaaaaarn!
Raging on the games of tomorrow
Listen and leaaaaarn!
From the blarms of yesterdaaay-hay!
Listen and leaaaaarn!
If you beg or if you boycott
Listen and leaaaaarn!
You may never have your waaay-ay-ay-ay

 

[Chris_R]

That trailer gave me whatever the opposite of sensory overload is.

 

[John Daker]

Didn't see this in the thread but he also posted to Best Buy's official page. The first part that the Best Buy rep is replying to is a copy-paste of the stuff in the OP so I just cropped it.

I'LL SEND IN THE TROLLS, I'LL SEND IN THE 4CHAN, I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!

 

[Bluespike]

I imagine Chris shouting NOOOOOOO and then making a stress sigh five minutes after when he found out about the game

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I know a lot of people are sick of this Blue Arms protest, but I think this is the most hilarious incident illustrating Chris's impotence (easy, now) since the Miyamoto emails. He's really surprised that his outbursts have had no effect whatsoever, and that most of the people he has spoken to (beleaguered retail employees) don't care.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

My thoughts exactly.

I love his assumption that one stupid manchild acting out (totally of his own accord) and getting a weekend in jail would make a multi-million dollar company totally do a 180 on it's new multimedia franchise, costing them untold money just to satisfy his babyish demands.

His genuine surprise at this really shows just how unacquainted with reality his is nowadays

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Oh man, dat feels good! Release the impotent frustration Chris! CRY SOME MORE!!!!!

 

[Bluespike]

I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.

OT, but I'm surprised at this game, I thought the first two were such low selling train wrecks that they wouldn't bother bringing it back.

The 3DS one was the best received out of the two, so I can understand them trying again

I wonder what Chris thinks of the new Mario and Sonic at the Olympics featuring the Blarmless Sonic

 

[DJAndyMD]

The 3DS one was the best received out of the two, so I can understand them trying again

Yeah, the 3DS version of Sonic Boom gets little to no recognition because all the focus was on Rise of Lyric for the Wii U. That could be why this one is only on the 3DS.

 

[rawr_the_deathclaw]

I wonder what Chris thinks of the new Mario and Sonic at the Olympics featuring the Blarmless Sonic

If it's the Blue arm Sonic he'll yell and scream about it and make threats again. If it's the original Sonic he'll try and take credit for putting Sega on the right track.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I love how Chris never asked Sega nicely for what he wanted, not once. All he ever did was scream at Sega, threaten them, vandalize and threaten retailers, and act like a monster. And yet he expects Sega to give him what he wants.

He learned from the best. Although I think Barb probably would have fired a pistol in the air and called her arresting officers racial slurs. Chris has the mentally ill rage down, but lacks the artistic flair of pure white trash.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I wonder what Chris thinks of the new Mario and Sonic at the Olympics featuring the Blarmless Sonic

I imagine he would consider it to be entirely down to him and he'd smugly take the credit, presumably in his mind Sega were going to put in blarms bandage sonic but heard the mighty protests of this down-trodden woman fighting for a noble cause and bowed to his magnanimous shouts of NOW!!! and IMMEDIATELY!!!!

 

[LordCustos3]

OPL: Doesn't my protest and jail time resonate with you at all?

SEGA: No. Not even slightly.

Chris wants SEGA to get it in their DAMN FUCKING SKULL that Sonic's arms are beige.

SEGA wants Chris to get it in his DAMN FUCKING SKULL that SEGA decides what fucking color Sanics arms are, and that this is not a democracy and Chris should find a few hobby.

 

[AveraDiane]

If it wasn't for Chris' upcoming trial, we could have been treated to a video a la "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING". Woo, tomgirl tantrums.

 

[cans.wav]

If it wasn't for Chris' upcoming trial, we could have been treated to a video a la "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING". Woo, tomgirl tantrums.

It will happen again eventually.

 

[fireatdawn]

The irony of this being announced 2 days before his trial (which will probably be another continuance, but still)