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"Most?" Oh get off it Dobson, like you actually read anything beyond comic books.
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That's pretty much what happened, yeah.
But that shitty image really opens up discussion of something rather important:
Dobson is an entitled bitch. This much we know, since this point gets driven home pretty much on a daily basis by the Dob.
He's so focused on what he thinks he deserves and what the world owes him, he never as much as wastes a second to think about what his fans deserve. He never thinks about what he should be giving to his fans. As far as he's concerned, releasing something, well... ANYTHING is all he has to do. If these people are his fans, they have to 'like' it. No matter how half-assed the content, no matter how sparse the releases. They have to like it.
The work's quality is lacking? Well gee, it was so hard picking up a pencil that day.
The output is way too low to retain any kind of attention? Oh boy, Dobson's got it so rough, he was made fun of online!
That's why I can't fathom how anyone could be willingly consider himself a 'fan' of this person (let alone giving him money). It's not just his laziness, his abysmal art or his shitty personality. His attitude that anything he does should be enough to please his fans (or else they can fuck off) makes me mad. Or it would make me mad, if Dobson was even worthy of such a reaction.
Literally at no point does he stop at what he does, think to himself "Is this good enough for my fans?" or "Is this what my fans want?". He just vomits out his so called "art", kind of like a small pro-forma justification to call himself artist and that's it.
His fans must be suffering from Stockholm syndrome, they're treated like shit, they get tablescraps of shitty art... and yet they still pay Dobson money.
that is, of course, assuming Dobson doesn't have his parents fudge his Patreon by sock-puppeting...
You might be familiar with the asian dish "Mie Goreng" ('Fried Noodles')? It's also called "Bami Goreng" sometimes. Kinda sorta semi-calling it: If Dobson is aware of this name, he's going to make an oh-so-clever "Bambi Goreng" image.
Well, I guess that proves Dobson neither understood the idea behind that part of the story, nor what compelled Tolkien to insert it into the story.
Shocking, right?
But to be honest, I'm mostly flabberghasted he didn't thrash LOTR for not being "inclusive" or some bullshit since there's no paraplegic yiddish-talking gay black gnome amongst the protagonists.
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Ugh, that one in particular bugs me so much because the basis for the entire drawing is an incredibly lazy pun that is based solely on meme-level understanding of the series in question. If you have a good idea and half-ass the execution, that's bad enough, but Dobson likes to go that extra mile and half-ass the idea, too.Dobby, those accent marks exist for a reason.
Eh, it's a lot of things but it's not exactly racist.
The joke is Captain Picard likes to say "Make it so". As pointed out, the pun fails because pho is not pronunced as "foh".
Speaking of laziness, his "A Quack on Titan" pic?
I ran a quick google check and it does say "Quack on Titan" but quack in this case meant the medical fraud one and not the sound a duck makes.
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And yet he still uses a compute to post his bitching fests for everyone to see.
Does this make him an accessory to this so-called "inherent evil"?
Thing is, I'm pretty sure he stole that idea from DuckTales too. I know it was in the opening (not sure if it happened in the episodes proper though). But there's this one scene with a giant Beagle Boy in it and had Scrooge (and some of his gold coins) in his hand.
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I was trying to think of a way to make a "Mi Goreng" pun. This is what I do with my free time.
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"Its ok to quit things that are no longer good for you"
Posted via twitter.
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I hate to say it but I'm inclined to agree with Dobby on this one.
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Most fantasy doesn't comment on science. That's why it's called 'fantasy.'
It's not like fantasy exists as a genre solely to be counterpoint to science-fiction. Star Wars is a fantasy with sci-fi elements and is often categorized as science-fantasy, but Star Wars never took the position that mysticism is always preferable to technology. A light saber is technology. A space ship is technology. There is a balance at work, all things in moderation. One reason Darth Vader is a villain is because he tipped the scale too far to one side and became more machine than man. Meanwhile Yoda spends his days on an uninhabited swamp planet, strong with the force but unable to interact with the rest of the galaxy.
Speaking of moderation, Dobson, maybe you should stop making generalizing statements in a vain attempt to feel smarter? 'Cause it doesn't work.
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I bet if that ever does happen he'll start representing himself as a cutesy teenager like he did with his Catty N persona.
Interestingly I did a search for Catty N (So I could get the spelling right) and found a site where fans were talking about his inflation art and one claims to have talked personally with Dobby and was told that he suffers from bipolar disorder which might explain a bit about how he acts.
Another person claims Dobby was getting into drawing illustrations for children's stories and he didn't want anyone finding out about his fetishes. (I'm not sure if that means Dobby was planning to or actually had starting doing it)
It's kind of sad since these are the only people I have ever seen that have cared about Dobby as a person and weren't just asspatters.
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I'm not sure which is more grotesque, fem!Dob-bear with huge boobs or the pose gallery Curt posted.
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Same here - ! It would be amusing to see Dobson's reactions Also
Chochi was the guy behind those toons, he is a true pro...
Totally un-PC, and a superior cartoonist to Preston!
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Why does Picard have a Klingon head? Patrick Stewart's head is not shaped that way.
Maybe you should quit Patreon, Dobby. Maybe you should quit art.
Maybe you should quit Patreon, Dobby. Maybe you should quit art.
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What's the fucking joke?
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Puns are generally considered low humor, so it's fitting that Dobby accompanies them with shit tier art.
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OH man, this one hurts. Especially since the pun(?) attempt crashes and burns when you know how Pho is superposed to be pronounced.
EDIT: Whoops. Guess I'm a bit late on this one.
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Wait... so... the gollum-inkling and the unfinished image of captain not-picard are 15 dollar a pop?
Fuck my Donkey, I wouldn't consider buying those failures for 15 Zimbabwe-Dollars.
While I do concur that it would be the best for both art in general and Dobson to simply quit making images, it would mean we'd lose a great source of light entertainment.
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Also, I just noticed his Avatar.
A great way to telegraph ahead what kind of idiot you're going to deal with, when buying his crap.
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