💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Looking at photos of Bob has always been intriguing to me. But he always looks so much older than he really is. Was he born 45 years old? Or is that just the diet of a type 2 diabetic at a young age and his subterranean lifestyle?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He does make a good point from time to time, no doubt about that.

Citation needed.

Looking at photos of Bob has always been intriguing to me. But he always looks so much older than he really is. Was he born 45 years old? Or is that just the diet of a type 2 diabetic at a young age and his subterranean lifestyle?

Extra weight generally adds years to a person’s appearance. From old photos shared by Chris, it looks like Bob was already overweight at the time of his first communion (around nine years old). He’s also extremely bitter with the facial expressions to match, which is ageing as well. Nobody buys those painfully forced smiles in the selfies Chris subjects him to.

TL;DR Being fat and miserable makes you look older.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

This is Bob as a teenager, at an age when he was definitely going to lots of parties and absolutely having Judy Blume-inspired threesomes.

Bob has always, at least since puberty hit, been a shapeless, doughy, greasy outcast. So no, Bob has never looked much better than he does now.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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This is Bob as a teenager, at an age when he was definitely going to lots of parties and absolutely having Judy Blume-inspired threesomes.

Bob has always, at least since puberty hit, been a shapeless, doughy, greasy outcast. So no, Bob has never looked much better than he does now.

Yep looks 45 here too.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Has anyone tried introducing Bob and Dobson to each other? I imagine they'd get along great and maybe even bang. Also yes in all my years of travel there is no worse accent than the New England region it's a combination of their arrogance and they're just so fucking loud and rambling as well as they seem eager to argue over any stupid thing.

 

[Positron]

 

[Stress Sigh]

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Yes let's listen to the man who presents to the world a image that make him look like a rainbow haired pin head.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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"If 20 people join my Patreon in the next 27 minutes, I won't burn this synagogue to the ground while skanking to Save Ferris."

 

[Vice Bold]

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This is Bob as a teenager, at an age when he was definitely going to lots of parties and absolutely having Judy Blume-inspired threesomes.

Bob has always, at least since puberty hit, been a shapeless, doughy, greasy outcast. So no, Bob has never looked much better than he does now.

Once a supreme intellectual, always a supreme intellectual: just look at that book he's skimming reading and absorbing very intelligently!

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Shit, but I love organized religion! How the heck am I supposed to like Christians if Chris doesn't like them? Oh well.

Side note, the fact that many of these consoomers instantly condemn anything related to God is really telling. You gotta have shit for brains to preach about love and acceptance to then turn around and call religious people biased and bigoted.

Doublethink is a weird drug man, wonder why so many of these people take it.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

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The "bonker-ass church" Chris Pratt attends to is, more likely than not, a place that congregates people for a more peaceful time, where they seek resilience and solace through hard times, and which molds their personal ethics significantly. Regardless of what they think of gay people, there is nothing really wrong with following a religion, so long as they don't push it, just like pretty much everything else.

It is also worth remembering that some of the greatest thinkers of humanity were either quite religious or had the literal backing of their churches of choice. What does The Chippa do that could either compare or supplant these works? Reminisce of the 90's? Trod around listening to whitebread ska?

Well, now I have no more doubt that Chris fancies himself as much of an intellectual influencer as his big bro. At least he goes straight to the point in pointing out his beliefs, unlike another human baked potato we know.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

"Direct your hate at the right thing, folks..."

Like the CERTIFIED ENGINEER who would rather beg on Paetron than work to support his special needs kid?

I guess inspiring disgust runs in the Chipman bloodline.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Side note, the fact that many of these consoomers instantly condemn anything related to God is really telling

You should expect consoomers to have a legendary hateboner for religions (unless it's consoomer approved, mind you). After all, they are religious zealots for their megacorporation of choice. I could go on a tirade about how with the falling out of religion and tradition, the masses will turn to corporations and products to give their life a semblance of belief rather than reinforcing their own belifs and finding meaning for their lives on themselves, but that's more tha evident for whoever has been watching Bob for a long time.

To have these people hating on Christians is laughable since they are far worse than the average christian.

It is also worth remembering that some of the greatest thinkers of humanity were either quite religious or had the literal backing of their churches of choice.

I bet that he would have his mind blown away if you told him that Nietzche's nihilism discourse is not about the church failing the masses and traditions being outdated, so people could be free to do anything, but a cautionary tale about how the lack of belief and traditions in modern society will lead people to meaningless existances and the obvious problems that it would entail.

If anything, most philosophy has always come from religion and tradition and the most religious and traditional people are usually the ones that come up with the best and most elaborate theories.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Someone please tell him that Democrats also supported this, and also Obama did the most out of it.


Something something AOC.


And lastly, Bob’s gushing over the scene where Kate Winslet has sex with Saoirse Ronan in a Oscar-bait/arthouse lesbian film was filmed on her birthday.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob’s gushing

Gross.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Gross.

Like I said, he’s very fond of art house films that show lesbians barebacking each other.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob looks genuinely confused and wielded out by two people showing affection for each other. I would to if I never received any all my life like bob, so I guess its understandable.

Edit: Jesus this mother fucker cannot take a normal picture to save his life. Even death-fats have SOME good pictures. He always looks either awkward, confused, or like a tard in literally every photo he has ever been in.

That would be because Robert IS an awkward, confused retard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Funny how Bob rejects religion but has such a stiffy for punishment, which is derived from religious thinking. The idea that he fancies himself some kind of moral leader is genuinely hilarious. Just for fun, I’m tempted to go full sperg and design a Bob-inspired religion. No time for it today but it sure is giving me the giggles just to think about it.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

That's because the New England accent is the worst accent in the English language including foreign accents. Starting off sounding like a drunk cab driver is not pleasant to listen to. Early MovieBlob videos are incomprehensible because his accent was so thick. He's more comprehensible (if you can believe that) now, but that just means we hear his terrible opinions better so it balances out to the same terrible listening experience.

You’ve clearly never had to endure hearing Newfies speak.

 

[Flexo]

Funny how Bob rejects religion but has such a stiffy for punishment, which is derived from religious thinking. The idea that he fancies himself some kind of moral leader is genuinely hilarious. Just for fun, I’m tempted to go full sperg and design a Bob-inspired religion. No time for it today but it sure is giving me the giggles just to think about it.

A poster on this thread already was. (Sorry I blanked on his name.) Just do a thread search for "bobology" or church of Bob. You'll find your pope.

 

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Chris continues his futile quest for the Holy Grail: 150 Patreon subscribers.
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If reviewers who use Apple or have Apple accounts are favored, it simply means none of the reviews on that site holds any value.

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You've seen those "angry responses" yesterday. So let's take a look at what Chris considers "calm, respectful discourse":
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Unsurprisingly most if not all of them are Bobby's cronies.

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Apparently Trump has kidnapped Hunter Biden and is going to sell him to Eastern Europe as a male prostitute:
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People actually made a stink over Bob's firing? I don't want to believe it but I know it is true.

Bobby's conversation with an Angel about Amy Barrett, Sarah Palin -- and J. K. Terf Rowling.
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Note how intent Troon #34 is to steer the conversation towards Rowling.

Another Angel. Another rant against Palin:
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White people is trash:
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Zootopia 2
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The number-one reason to do Zootopia 2 is that the original did very well in China. Bobby gloated over that before. But now that #BLM happened Z2 must be shitcanned.

Every Boxing, Muay Thai, MMX, etc movies is about FUCK YOU DAD!
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Spank bank:
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Having gotten the troons out of the way let's tune to a troon-free episode of Bobby's Angels. Fake Tits talks about thermal management:
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White people are trash:
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Damn I was determined to keep it troon-free, but Lukey just has to barge in to give us a nuclear take!
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Yup. Hiring troons means you have to watch them masturbate in front of you. Ever wonder why no one hires Lukey?

(Lukey also rants about his sad life and diversity in gaming again, though I'm sure he'll do it again tomorrow.)

someone already said it but im a fat retard and this is the shit i consoomed is the worst patreon pitch ever

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This is Bob as a teenager, at an age when he was definitely going to lots of parties and absolutely having Judy Blume-inspired threesomes.

Bob has always, at least since puberty hit, been a shapeless, doughy, greasy outcast. So no, Bob has never looked much better than he does now.

poor guy, he is always been a white trash retard hick