🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

This is always something that intrigues me with cows in general, but it's especially jarring in Russell's case. The dude's social media addiction is on a level of its own.
He's got nothing on Moviebob. Russell, to his credit, will stop posting if there's sufficient outside pressure to do so. Moviebob will not (70+ tweets per day, on average. Even our autism cannot collect them all, so we have to settle for the funniest/most representative tweets.)
I had trouble separating his online and IRL personality up until his Erika trial. Just the way he sat there looking away towards the ground when his lawyer looked at him. He's a pathetic, defeated little man.
The incongruity between how Rusty presents himself online and how he is IRL is astounding. He tries to present himself as this tough, suave Chad online, but in real life is a cowardly, pathetic man (at least when it comes to other men). I have no doubt he's aware of this dichotomy, and it bugs the shit out of his narcissism. But this is Russell Greer. To change something about himself would mean he's not perfect, and as he's so fond of reminding us, he is perfect.
 
He's got nothing on Moviebob. Russell, to his credit, will stop posting if there's sufficient outside pressure to do so. Moviebob will not (70+ tweets per day, on average. Even our autism cannot collect them all, so we have to settle for the funniest/most representative tweets.)

Without going too off-topic I can argue that I can at least understand why Movieblob's addicted to twitter in the first place. As shocking as it is, for some reason the guy has people who unironically pay attention to what he has to say. In real life he's just a creepy obese manchild, online he is.... well, a creepy obese manchild with a fanbase. Even when he shits out tweets rapidfire, every single one still gets a handful of likes and a couple of comments, which is more interaction from his fans than Rusty gets in a whole month. Twitter allows him to have his own echo chamber, to be surrounded by people who have nothing but support and praise for his opinions and for the shit he puts out. He can whine about people criticizing him and get half a dozen people saying "Damn, that sucks, that person is awful".

Russell doesn't have any of that. Whenever he makes a post whining about being rejected by a 9 or a 10, all he gets is complete silence. Every single post he makes reminds him of how irrelevant he is, which hurts his ego and makes him threaten to leave facebook if people don't pay attention to him, only for those threats to be completely ignored too. It's an endless loop that must be hell to someone as narcissistic as Shitlips, but he just can't quit.
 
sounds like the Skippy Jessop story
There's a name I haven't heard in a while. There's some similarities (they both view women the same way) but some differences too. Skippy likes being a D-list celebrity virgin, which requires him to continue to act cringey on (possibly fake) "dates" and has left him alone in his 40s. He truly is socially awkward but he also plays it up because that's his gimmick. Russ doesn't realize how crazy he acts and it's not a show. He hates the fact he's thought of as the idiot who sues and harasses celebrities but Skippy revels in showing all the D-list celebrities at Sundance who recognize him while he follows them. Russ thinks his disability and everyone's prejudices have held him back from being an A-list celeb while Skippy's whole life is hanging on to being barely known for being a loser.
 
Russ is literally incapable of not making his life into a spectacle.

If he went awol one day like Alison Rapp then there wouldn't be anything to chronicle, and as an added bonus he wouldn't be harassing girls because he mostly does that online, he is too much of a coward to tell a girl how much of a AIDs ridden bigot she is to her face, Russell is a big man online till he has to face his consequences in person.
 
Without going too off-topic I can argue that I can at least understand why Movieblob's addicted to twitter in the first place. As shocking as it is, for some reason the guy has people who unironically pay attention to what he has to say. In real life he's just a creepy obese manchild, online he is.... well, a creepy obese manchild with a fanbase. Even when he shits out tweets rapidfire, every single one still gets a handful of likes and a couple of comments, which is more interaction from his fans than Rusty gets in a whole month. Twitter allows him to have his own echo chamber, to be surrounded by people who have nothing but support and praise for his opinions and for the shit he puts out. He can whine about people criticizing him and get half a dozen people saying "Damn, that sucks, that person is awful".

Russell doesn't have any of that. Whenever he makes a post whining about being rejected by a 9 or a 10, all he gets is complete silence. Every single post he makes reminds him of how irrelevant he is, which hurts his ego and makes him threaten to leave facebook if people don't pay attention to him, only for those threats to be completely ignored too. It's an endless loop that must be hell to someone as narcissistic as Shitlips, but he just can't quit.

Yeah, but the people eating up whatever MovieBlob shits out are people like Some Jew With a Trust Fund Tony Skidmark, a fat, jobless, regressive Leftist loser who looks like a pedophile and whose biggest claim to fame is that he was part of Channel Autism for a while, reviews Disney shit, met Weird Al a couple times, and made a cringy Harry Potter-themed parody of Baby Got Back. Like calls to like, and losers attract losers.

Then there's Russell "The Face" Greer who is such a disgusting, repellent, shitty person that he can't even find other mentally ill losers to agree with his insane message. I mean, shit, even Marshall Applewhite and Charlie Manson were able to find people who found their message appealing. There are women out there who get all moist in the panties for guys like Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. Russhole drove everyone who ever cared about him away with his mentally ill bullshit and now he's entirely alone, ranting into the void on social media and filing yet more lawsuits that have no hope of going anywhere, let alone any chance of him winning.
 
Yeah, but the people eating up whatever MovieBlob shits out are people like Some Jew With a Trust Fund Tony Skidmark, a fat, jobless, regressive Leftist loser who looks like a pedophile and whose biggest claim to fame is that he was part of Channel Autism for a while, reviews Disney shit, met Weird Al a couple times, and made a cringy Harry Potter-themed parody of Baby Got Back. Like calls to like, and losers attract losers.

Then there's Russell "The Face" Greer who is such a disgusting, repellent, shitty person that he can't even find other mentally ill losers to agree with his insane message. I mean, shit, even Marshall Applewhite and Charlie Manson were able to find people who found their message appealing. There are women out there who get all moist in the panties for guys like Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy. Russhole drove everyone who ever cared about him away with his mentally ill bullshit and now he's entirely alone, ranting into the void on social media and filing yet more lawsuits that have no hope of going anywhere, let alone any chance of him winning.
Oh but butternut DID have another socially stunted pedophile loser that agreed with him. IDK how far back in the thread, but there was some middle aged guy from Michigan who was butternut's number one cheerleader. But even that guy realized what a greasy gourd he was and he ended up going off on Russtard. It was glorious.
 
Oh but butternut DID have another socially stunted pedophile loser that agreed with him. IDK how far back in the thread, but there was some middle aged guy from Michigan who was butternut's number one cheerleader. But even that guy realized what a greasy gourd he was and he ended up going off on Russtard. It was glorious.

That actually ended up being a Kiwi troll who revealed himself in the thread a while later. He posed as "Eugene Debuse" and claimed to be in the same situation as Russ, disabled and wanting to legalize hookers and brothels in Michigan and wanted advice on how to go about it and maybe to team up.

Russ insulted him, called him old, ugly, and fat, and pretty much made it clear that he's only in it for himself and to hell with anyone else who isn't Russ. That's when the troll went off on him and then nuked his profile.
 
There's a name I haven't heard in a while. There's some similarities (they both view women the same way) but some differences too. Skippy likes being a D-list celebrity virgin, which requires him to continue to act cringey on (possibly fake) "dates" and has left him alone in his 40s. He truly is socially awkward but he also plays it up because that's his gimmick. Russ doesn't realize how crazy he acts and it's not a show. He hates the fact he's thought of as the idiot who sues and harasses celebrities but Skippy revels in showing all the D-list celebrities at Sundance who recognize him while he follows them. Russ thinks his disability and everyone's prejudices have held him back from being an A-list celeb while Skippy's whole life is hanging on to being barely known for being a loser.
You should see his last video... dude is cracking up. I didn’t mean to imply he was like Russ, just that what I had quoted sounds like Skippy
 
He's mass following thots on Instagram again, but no interesting content yet. Also, Danica has returned, but I don't think our boy has noticed.
 
Either lolcows don't know other lolcows have tried and failed to take down threads about them (or all of KF), or they're convinced they're different and surely this time will be different.
 
Either lolcows don't know other lolcows have tried and failed to take down threads about them (or all of KF), or they're convinced they're different and surely this time will be different.
If there's a Law of Lolcow Exceptionalism, it states that whatever failed measures to end mockery other lolcows may have taken are always irrelevant; the one lolcow in question will succeed even when repeating those exact same measures because their plights are different and they aren't like those losers.
 
Either lolcows don't know other lolcows have tried and failed to take down threads about them (or all of KF), or they're convinced they're different and surely this time will be different.
It's probably they don't care that others have attempted to do this and don't want to spend more time on this site than they have to.

That means in the end that they're all going to repeat the same things because none of them has the mental strength to actually stop and take a look at how things work. After all if they did, they wouldn't be lolcows.
 
But their ego gets in the way and they can't stand when somebody says bad things about them.

Who was it, some guy that dressed up like Goofy and it was pure nightmare fuel. We made fun of him, he shows up, hangs around for a bit, doesn't chimp out and shows that he was a pretty chill dude. His thread was closed because in the end he said, "fuck it, I don't care. I like what I do. It makes me happy." And that was the end of it.

But never underestimate a person's ego.
Idk if this is supposed to be common knowledge but there have been quite a few people who have even gotten their thread removed from the forums because they were just nice people who didn't act confrontational.

in general people will be fair and leave you alone unless you willingly continue to prod the bear and act like an idiot.
 
I've posted screenshots but haven't read since like July, hoe-lee-fuck a lot of shit has happened, Erica court, probation, orchard lol suit, wow
I gotta say I am beyond hurt that someone photoshopped him bald and he was so butthurt it got a lolsuit mention, but I have him as an actual rat and got nothing. I should sue him.

You’re right. He really hates it when things don’t proceed as planned. Do we know what his IQ is? I’m morbidly curious and I suspect it’s somewhere between that of a Shi Tzu and a Border Collie.
Border collies learn after a few repetitions, Russ does the same shit over and over and never learns.

If Russel goes 24 hours without stalking someone or being involved in an active lawsuit, the gypsy's curse will start slowly paralyzing his body again. It already fucked up his mouth, and he's terrified of what it might do to his penis if he pushes his luck again. This lawsuit is probably just a stopgap until he finds a new celebrity to stalk.

Shit, please tell me I didn't just become the first author of Russel Greer fanfiction. I don't think I can live with that on my conscience.
You can't be worse than the dude making a whole sims reality after Russ 🙄

Adobe Acrobat allows you to take a picture and convert your signature into a very high quality digital version.

He’s just retarded.
That's with pro and it would take money from the hooker funds.

My favorite bit is him fully admitting Null makes no money from this site whatsoever in any form, but that he's owed millions in damages because he's losing money from his copyrighted 'works' being here.

Never change, you secondhand hackjob from god.
Pretty sure his master plan is to bargain down his millions victory in exchange for removing the thread
 
Rusty almost dated a mother once, he didnt fancy it, its in the mythos of Russ. He got annoyed she had kids and "gave up on it"
I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.
 

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I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.
Ew. Give me some top hats because that's pissing me off...
 
I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.
I think it was Chris who turned down dating an older woman who offered, but I could be wrong, but I remember one desperate lolcow who did get an offer but said no

Geez though Russ. It's all "too bad you can't see I'm x, y and z" but he never stops to think in the middle if his hissy fit if she has better things to do than dating or if she is dating what she wants

Where did grussel rear get the "women prefer saggy pants thugs" idea? It's as retarded as incels thinking all women must like abusive guys or crooks or whatever but that phrase comes up again and again. Am I missing some event in Russes' life or is this just him being a twat in general?
 
I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.
He's more like a serial killer or rapist than a gangsta.
 
I found it! (I’m pretty sure this was the post that made me try to find russell on Facebook.) He tagged this poor single mother and tried to call her out for not liking “nice guys” and not giving him a chance because he’s disabled.
so he didn’t almost date a single mom so much as he harassed a single mom.
I kinda forgot, but if Russ actually posted that conversation on his FB, then :story: if he thinks that makes him look good. All she did was turn him down politely and he did the typical “nice guy” meltdown.

#thatsourRusshole
 
Either lolcows don't know other lolcows have tried and failed to take down threads about them (or all of KF), or they're convinced they're different and surely this time will be different.
If there's a Law of Lolcow Exceptionalism, it states that whatever failed measures to end mockery other lolcows may have taken are always irrelevant; the one lolcow in question will succeed even when repeating those exact same measures because their plights are different and they aren't like those losers.

Those descriptions both fit Russhole to a T. In fact, he's a particularly extreme case, because he thinks he should be the exception to ALL the rules, not just the ones on the Farms.

- He admits the CDA protects Null from liability, but he wants to sue Null for damages anyways and get the courts to specifically single out the owner of one website as not being covered by the CDA.

- He thinks he should've been able to leave his janitorial shift at WalMart 2+ hours early because he wants to catch a particular bus, and he thinks it's unfair that he was told he'd get fired for that.

- He insists the song he sent to Taylor Swift was a "gift song" and #NotADate, then insists in the next breath that Tay-Tay was somehow obligated to not only accept his gift, but that she owed him a date and fame and fortune and recording contracts because he made an effort, FRICK!

- He never properly served his last lawsuit on Taylor Swift, but he insisted serving some random attorney who had worked for Taylor Swift at some point in the past should be "good enough" despite it not complying with the actual law.

- He knew gifts were not allowed at Ariana Grande's meet and greet, but he brought flowers, a scrapbook, and a USB key of his music anyways, and excuses it because he claims MUH PLIGHTS make it somehow impossible for him to break into the music industry (instead of the real reason which is his complete lack of talent and work ethic).

- He insists he needs to be able to go to hookers and therefore they should be legal because MUH PLIGHTS yet again, but every other guy who visits hookers he decries as a "Fatty McPatty" or accuses them of neglecting their children.

- He makes a contract with a sex worker to pay her $$$$, then shows up with only $$$ and tries to make her service him anyways, because he brought her some Dollar Store fake flowers and a copy of his book, what more could she possibly want?!

Many other examples come to mind, but I've made my point plenty. What Russhole calls discrimination is actually Russhole whining that he wasn't given super extra special white glove with complimentary blowjob treatment that no one deserves but Russhole because, again, MUH PLIGHTS are just the worst plights that have ever plighted in the plightstory of the world.

I think it was Chris who turned down dating an older woman who offered, but I could be wrong, but I remember one desperate lolcow who did get an offer but said no

Geez though Russ. It's all "too bad you can't see I'm x, y and z" but he never stops to think in the middle if his hissy fit if she has better things to do than dating or if she is dating what she wants

Where did grussel rear get the "women prefer saggy pants thugs" idea? It's as retarded as incels thinking all women must like abusive guys or crooks or whatever but that phrase comes up again and again. Am I missing some event in Russes' life or is this just him being a twat in general?

Russhole has always felt threatened by men of color. Women of color he's not so bothered by, because all he thinks women are good for is getting his dick wet. (Though he hasn't shown any interest in Asian women I'm aware of, which is an interesting exception.) But he hates "mocha" men with a passion, and always loses his mind when he sees an "ethnic" guy in pictures with the Instathots he's stalking--even when the guy in question is the girl's father! He's called several men "studs" (lol) in his Facebook posts, but they're always white. And don't forget his multiple stories about being followed and threatened by Mexicans who are all totally on Taylor Swift's payroll and out to get him.

As to why he feels threatened by them, I'm not sure if it's because Russhole is just flat out racist, if it's because he believes those stereotypes about how all black men have huge dicks and therefore he feels inadequate, or if "saggy pants thugs" is just his version of "Chad" in incel-speak. Possibly a mixture of the three.
 
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