How shit his streams continue to astound me,I don't even want to begin describing them because we all know,he is just terrible and is rewarded for this by his subhuman audience.
The kind of moron that drinks gin til 4am.
Gin hangovers are rough, dood. Ok? *snort*
Which, of course, is why he's doing it. He knows he can't do it but even though he bitched out himself earlier, this way he can blame it on his viewers and never go back to it.
That was me who said it lmaoo and you're welcome!
Phil will still be there on the chair, using the trust ol' webcam with the wired, physical internet. Every other streamer on the planet switched to the matrix in 2024. Phil sees no reason to do so. Leans in on one of his remaining three viewers.
I've been wondering about something. The shower is one of the places people feel safe and let their guard down, do you think during one of the four times a month he cleans himself that he sits in his shower chair and just sort of zones out. Goes somewhere else. Just sits there sobbing for like thirty minutes. Kat, meanwhile, oblivious; she just found a freakin sweet crossbow in Skyrim.
I do. But my excuse is that I work nights and usually don't get to sleep before 7 a.m.
hooooly shit wtf is this did he forget how to shave half way through or did he just give up?
Uh WRONG!! He shaves like a fucking barber of yore, but its just that there is so much grey in his beard that his webcam makes it look like he did it during an earthquake.
I still can't get over the fact that he uses a shower chair. I discovered Phil about 3 years ago when I was recovering from an open heart surgery and I didn't use a shower chair for that even though it was offered.
But ooof, ow. Man. His terrible back pain (which was cured years ago as we all recall) requires him to sit and wash only the places he can reach, while seated. The man is a paragon of sanitation. Good on ya for the recovery, by the by. Having your chest cracked open is no walk in the park.
I'll recommend to you to watch Game Dev Tycoon where his business acumen is on full display.
Isn't that her gay friend?
