🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

But, Heaven forbid Russell face immediate, violent retribution for his clown behavior.

It would have already happened to anyone going around acting like Russ if people didn't just assume he's a tard. His tard armor has been the only thing that's kept him safe from the natural vengeance that would otherwise be rained down on such a punk.

If he were to somehow become only stupid and maintain his creepiness (which he would), I think he would fall under the 'too pathetic to punch' line and end up in the red (i.e. Lucas Werner territory).


Lucas is in a bad range of creepiness. He is large and imposing enough to be considered some level of threat, isn't obviously retarded, is some kind of violent nut, but isn't so tough as to be actually scary.

Moebius is also a sort of weird disorder in that most people aren't going to recognize it and just assume you're some kind of tard and worry that if they punch you you'll die or something.
 
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Since Russ has been somewhat withdrawn after his recent legal-eagling, I thought I'd repost this little ditty I fashioned, modeled (appropriately enough) on a song by his fellow Utahans The Killers:

Mr Plightside

Breaking into the biz
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta flatter T.S.
Because I want it all

It started out with a kill list
Girls wouldn't suck me my penis
It was only a prank list
It was only a prank list!

Now I'm doing janitor work
And she's laughing on tour
And my head's feeling tight
And my hygiene is poor

Now I'm showing my fruits
And Taylor's doing a stunt
I imagine a date where
Taylor shows me her... Cranes

Now, I put on my drool suit
Now, I needed disclaimers...

I just can't smile, it's hard for me
Kicking my disability's ass...

Liability, demonstrated vicariously
Gripping a dead flower bunch
Choking on Colossal Crunch
But its just the price she'll pay,
For inviting me so subtly,
Can't open up my creepy eyes

Cuz I'm Mr Plightside
 
Chads are usually hesitant to beat up the retarded. And Ratmouth is incredibly submissive to men. I can't see this happening.
Ratmouth is submissive in public but he acts like a total Chad online. He's like one of those little yappy dogs that bark up a storm but the moment you make any kind of move towards them they run away. Then when they see you're not chasing them they start yapping again. That's Shitlips.

He's going to act all tough online, saying how he's going to win, Taylor Swift is going to be his maid and polish his awards. Then he gets to court, he gets slapped around by the judge and then goes right back to being a creepy stalker.
 
But if Russ had a fixed face and looked like that fake smiling avatar of himself that he stole from here and loves to post everywhere, forget it.

it's copyright violation for him to be using an av someone else created, isn't it?

Wait, he got that from here? That's fucking hilarious.

He didn't get it from here. It came from a FB post he made a while back about the face editing app he was using. He added a few other filters to his face in his post as well, but ended up using the smiling one for his avatar. Someone from here may have also been using the app on his face, but the profile picture is his doing.
 
He didn't get it from here. It came from a FB post he made a while back about the face editing app he was using. He added a few other filters to his face in his post as well, but ended up using the smiling one for his avatar. Someone from here may have also been using the app on his face, but the profile picture is his doing.

Someone here made a very well done version of smiley Russ with his hair fixed and a nice sunset sky background. I even used it in the "woo hoo hoo" video because it was cool.

Russ just halfassed one in faceapp. You can actually see the faceapp watermark on his profile pic.
 
Someone here made a very well done version of smiley Russ with his hair fixed and a nice sunset sky background. I even used it in the "woo hoo hoo" video because it was cool.

Russ just halfassed one in faceapp. You can actually see the faceapp watermark on his profile pic.
Ah my mistake, sorry, I was mixing up the two.
 
It would have already happened to anyone going around acting like Russ if people didn't just assume he's a tard. His tard armor has been the only thing that's kept him safe from the natural vengeance that would otherwise be rained down on such a punk.
I agree with this, but I also think that Russell is (to some degree) aware of his plot tard-armor, but he's not aware of how exactly it functions. I feel like he's really riding the line the last couple months, and I definitely think his own hubris is the biggest threat to his safety these days. I think Russell will probably make it through this life without a mythic bodying, but he's playing a pretty dangerous game with rules he can't understand. If he ever does catch five fingers across the face, maybe someone will film it.

Edit: Russ is absolutely a coward and would do everything in his power to avoid confrontation. I just can't help but picture him Mr. Magoo'ing his way into getting his shit slapped.
 
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I doubt Russell would ever have the balls to get into a situation that resulted in a straight up fight or beatdown. However, Russell getting a well deserved slap or punch in the face after getting too aggressive with a woman would not only be likely but have sadly predictable results: another soon to be dismissed lawsuit, screeching at the top of his lungs on social media, attempting to contact the news about the story of "the disabled man who was targeted and attacked because of his disability" and using the black eye or hand print on his face to try to score sympathy points with the next instathot he creeps on. As it's been stated before, Russell never learns. Russel will always double down.
 
I agree with this, but I also think that Russell is (to some degree) aware of his plot tard-armor, but he's not aware of how exactly it functions.
This is part of it. He seems to understand that his disability can be used to guilt trip people, but he also often tries to use it to punish people for not giving him his way. If someone is mad at him, he accuses them of discriminating against him or hating him specifically because he's disabled and for no other reason. If someone doesn't give him what he wants, whether it's Taylor Swift or a prostitute, that means that person must be a bigot who hates the disabled. He thinks that he can force them to give him what he wants or else he can have them punished for not doing so, like when he claimed he was going to ruin Taylor and Ariana's careers or when he threatened too shut down Hof's brothels.

This probably stems from his childhood, presumably if a kid didn't want to play with Russell or include him in something, he would just whine to a parent or teacher and the adult would make the other kids include him in what they were doing or be punished. Now he tries to do it as an adult, and that's not how the world works. We don't know that's what his childhood was like for sure because no one who knew Russ as a child has ever come forward, but it's hard to imagine the truth is anything different. Sometimes whining and accusing someone of discrimination may work for him because we've seen him when he's sad and no one wants to deal with a deformed weirdo bawling and complaining. But even with that in mind he's an idiot given that he doesn't realize he can't use his disability to force his way into fame or into a woman's pants no matter how many times he fails at it. To say he's not aware of how it functions is accurate, he understands that he can use his deformity to in some way gain an edge in a confrontation, but can't comprehend that there is a limit to what he can do and he certainly can't use it to force people to make him famous or fuck him.
 
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Chads are usually hesitant to beat up the retarded. And Ratmouth is incredibly submissive to men. I can't see this happening.
Same here. It's why he hides behind lawsuits and e-stalking, after all. Russ possibly, even probably, escalate to real life stalking and violence against women, but he will never escalate against another man. He'd just mumble something impossible to understand due to shitlips, then go home and fume about it in the safety of his apartment.
 
Here's the thing about "fixing" Russhole: It might be possible to correct his behavior, but nothing will ever actually stop his thought processes that result in that behavior. And to even hope of making any improvements in his behavior would take a LOT of hard work. It would likely require a mental health expert being right with Shit-lips 24/7/365 or otherwise monitoring everything he says and does and having an immediate way to communicate with him that Russ couldn't turn off, remove, or otherwise ignore. Every time Russhole did or said something creepy, stupid, or inappropriate the mental health professional would need to immediately address it and then do something to make Shit-lips associate it with something negative or uncomfortable, like an electric shock. Someone earlier in the thread mentioned the Dog Whisperer, and it would be a lot like training a dog. Russhole wouldn't really understand WHY it was a bad thing, because he's incapable of introspection, only that it is a bad thing and he shouldn't do it.

There are a number of serious problems working against Rat-mouth. The most obvious and likely the biggest issue is his narcissism. He believes that he's hot shit on a bun, with twin turbos and the luxury package. He's also convinced himself that he's a victim and any time things don't go his way it's Kiwi Farms/Taylor Swift/Greg Skordas/shallow bitches/the universe working against him unfairly. He is also unintelligent and likely has major mental illness aside from the narcissism working against him. We often say that Russhole has a script in his head of how people should act, what they should say, and how the world will work. It's a pretty apt way of putting it, and Russ' brain simply can't handle it when that script isn't followed. And that's just a short list of the problems working against him that make actually fixing him impossible and make correcting his behavior enough where he could mostly pass as normal very improbable.

In short, because of all his problems Shit-lips doesn't believe he HAS a problem and therefore doesn't see anything wrong with his behavior, even when people say that he has problems and he behaves inappropriately.

Absolutely, this is pure speculation. But we are watching a pretty serious deterioration with Russell right now, I can see him mouthing (haha) off a little too hard and catching a very stiff slap across the ratface from a boyfriend who had a shitty day at work, or a couple beers. I don't know how likely it would be for Russ to legitimately get smashed a couple times with closed fists, but he is getting bolder.

Russhole doesn't actually go out anywhere, especially not social places you'd expect to find single people to pick up on like singles bars or dance clubs. He does all his "wooing" online. So the chances of him hitting on a girl and her boyfriend decking him are slim-to-none. Likewise someone belting him because he starting ranting about "stuck up bitches" since he's really hard to understand. And as others have said, Russ talks big when he's safe behind his smart phone screen, but in person he's got a yellow streak down his back bone deep.
 
If by some miracle his face was fixed and no longer paralyzed, I 200% believe it would end up being the worst thing for Russ, because he would no longer have his disability to fall back on.

Every time a woman rejects him, he soothes his ego by saying it’s because of his disability and she’s shallow in that respect.

When girls tell him no, he screams at them that they just hate the disabled.

He wants to get on AGT by letting his disability propel him to the front of the line.

He tells himself Taylor Swift won’t talk to him because she hates disabled fans.

He wants to be made famous and inspirational for bravely battling his disability.

Russell Greer’s disability is all he has.

If you fixed his face and women continued to reject him (which they will because he’s a proper fuckbrained little git), he can no longer tell himself that he’s “a total nine aside from his disability.” He can’t aspire to get famous for beating his disability. He can’t skate through consequences in life by crying and saying everyone hates the disabled man.

He’d be a regular nobody like all other nobodies, without the shield to his ego and his actions that is his disability. Worst of all, he’d finally be forced to confront the very real fact that people don’t hate him because of his disability and how he looks, but because of who he is inside. That alone would break his fragile narc ego irrevocably.

Russell Greer needs his disability. He needs it there like the world’s worst Patronus, protecting him from the blows of reality, letting him hold his narc ego together and assure himself that he’d be wonderful and famous and loved if only nature hadn’t cursed him so. He needs his disability to protect him from self-reflection. If any real life actual criticisms fly at him, he can just yell “EXPECTO RETARDUM!” at it and his disability will shield him from having to think about what a rotten little troll he is inside.
I feel like Russell would be a good character for a Twilight Zone episode where he’s cured but nothing changes because he’s a lolcow.
 
*Russell observations*
Seriously, Russell is the most interesting cow on this website for me. I figured he's at least the type take a very cowardly pass on a pretty barista, cashier, etc.
I think it's just hard for me to separate his online personality from his offline, the contrast is just so stark that my mind cannot accept it. Russell is a shining example of a "perfect storm", his personality, appearance and mental capacity have all conspired to absolutely fuck his whole life.
And he's so young too! You'd think he's a man in his 40's when you look at him. Russell Greer's 30s are going to be incredible.
 
Here's the thing about "fixing" Russhole: It might be possible to correct his behavior, but nothing will ever actually stop his thought processes that result in that behavior.

Yeah but society more or less has to stop at that point. If someone corrects their behavior you more or less have to put up with them. Their thought processes are beyond the power of government and you more or less just have to put up with someone having shitty thought processes if they stop actually harassing people.
 
Do Mormons have a religious council similar to a Jewish Sanhedrin that deals with religious law?

The closest thing would be the local church authorities, like Bishops and Stake Presidents having spiritual guidance meetings with a member if that member feels they've committed a sin and wants to begin the atonement process.

Whoa baby I'm super late but just want to share that Mormons do form courts when they need to bring out the big guns. They call them, creepily in my opinion, "courts of love". Like the dude said, usually sins are kept private and people are encouraged to sort their shit on their own. But every once in a while, someone's such a bad Mormon they get excommunicated, like serial killers (Ted Bundy included), polygamists (they're touchy about that now and don't want any association), or people who criticize or reject the church (like people writing memoirs shitting on their Mormon upbringing). It looks like a PR thing to me, they boot people who make them look bad. The boot isn't necessarily permanent though, and if someone shows they've changed they can be baptized again and get a do-over. But in the meantime the church can cover their ass and say they're not associated with them.

I'm just learning about this fascinating man, what a treat. Forgive me if I don't have all the details yet. But I'm not surprised he's Mormon stock. Vast majority of Mormons in my opinion are wonderfully bland, normal people but I've met a handful that Greer is like but turned up to 11. If a guy in the church is weird and off-putting, he's rejected by the women. The pressure to get married young is intense, and they are constantly surrounded by couples meeting and marrying, usually very quickly. The pool of single women their age gets smaller each year (not that they're especially picky about age). The pool of single women that haven't been warned about them becomes non-existent. At a certain point, they'll take anyone. The resulting desperation makes them even more off-putting. This breed of Mormon male is the most aggressive, thirstiest incel I've ever encountered. They latch onto and invent a future with any woman who makes eye contact even if it's just through an Instagram photo.

He obviously thinks looking outside the church and moving out of Utah will expand his options, and he probably thinks women outside the church are easier scores. I admire his optimism but he's wrong. By his own admission, even strippers and hookers turn him down as a customer. From what I've witnessed with similar men, his best hope is a lot of therapy and waiting for a naive Mormon widow/divorcee who because of tragic circumstances has become just as desperate as he is. Although my heart breaks for the children that will have him as a step-father. I say these words in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
 
Here's the thing about "fixing" Russhole: It might be possible to correct his behavior, but nothing will ever actually stop his thought processes that result in that behavior. And to even hope of making any improvements in his behavior would take a LOT of hard work. It would likely require a mental health expert being right with Shit-lips 24/7/365 or otherwise monitoring everything he says and does and having an immediate way to communicate with him that Russ couldn't turn off, remove, or otherwise ignore. Every time Russhole did or said something creepy, stupid, or inappropriate the mental health professional would need to immediately address it and then do something to make Shit-lips associate it with something negative or uncomfortable, like an electric shock. Someone earlier in the thread mentioned the Dog Whisperer, and it would be a lot like training a dog. Russhole wouldn't really understand WHY it was a bad thing, because he's incapable of introspection, only that it is a bad thing and he shouldn't do it.

There are a number of serious problems working against Rat-mouth. The most obvious and likely the biggest issue is his narcissism. He believes that he's hot shit on a bun, with twin turbos and the luxury package. He's also convinced himself that he's a victim and any time things don't go his way it's Kiwi Farms/Taylor Swift/Greg Skordas/shallow bitches/the universe working against him unfairly. He is also unintelligent and likely has major mental illness aside from the narcissism working against him. We often say that Russhole has a script in his head of how people should act, what they should say, and how the world will work. It's a pretty apt way of putting it, and Russ' brain simply can't handle it when that script isn't followed. And that's just a short list of the problems working against him that make actually fixing him impossible and make correcting his behavior enough where he could mostly pass as normal very improbable.

In short, because of all his problems Shit-lips doesn't believe he HAS a problem and therefore doesn't see anything wrong with his behavior, even when people say that he has problems and he behaves inappropriately.



Russhole doesn't actually go out anywhere, especially not social places you'd expect to find single people to pick up on like singles bars or dance clubs. He does all his "wooing" online. So the chances of him hitting on a girl and her boyfriend decking him are slim-to-none. Likewise someone belting him because he starting ranting about "stuck up bitches" since he's really hard to understand. And as others have said, Russ talks big when he's safe behind his smart phone screen, but in person he's got a yellow streak down his back bone deep.
This is one of the key points of Russell's narcissism. When someone gives him advice and I mean well intentioned, honestly good advice, he not only refuses to accept it because of his narcissism, but takes it as personal insult. You don't know better than Russell. He doesn't just ignore advice, being given advice makes him angry. He is the type of person who will do the opposite of what you tell him, just to spite you. When you are proven right, he refuses to accept it, just enters you into the mental list of people he's going to prove wrong or take revenge on. It's one more problem that he has to correct on top of punishing those whores for rejecting him. And he will. One at a time, if he has to. He'll just keep pushing that rock up that hill.
 
I'm just learning about this fascinating man, what a treat. Forgive me if I don't have all the details yet. But I'm not surprised he's Mormon stock. Vast majority of Mormons in my opinion are wonderfully bland, normal people but I've met a handful that Greer is like but turned up to 11. If a guy in the church is weird and off-putting, he's rejected by the women. The pressure to get married young is intense, and they are constantly surrounded by couples meeting and marrying, usually very quickly. The pool of single women their age gets smaller each year (not that they're especially picky about age). The pool of single women that haven't been warned about them becomes non-existent. At a certain point, they'll take anyone. The resulting desperation makes them even more off-putting. This breed of Mormon male is the most aggressive, thirstiest incel I've ever encountered. They latch onto and invent a future with any woman who makes eye contact even if it's just through an Instagram photo.

He obviously thinks looking outside the church and moving out of Utah will expand his options, and he probably thinks women outside the church are easier scores. I admire his optimism but he's wrong. By his own admission, even strippers and hookers turn him down as a customer. From what I've witnessed with similar men, his best hope is a lot of therapy and waiting for a naive Mormon widow/divorcee who because of tragic circumstances has become just as desperate as he is. Although my heart breaks for the children that will have him as a step-father. I say these words in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
It's not that he's an incel. Russell views women as a status symbol and ambulatory sex toy. He'll never go for a widow if she's anything less than a 9 or 10.
 
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