🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Bubbly Sink]

don't @ me if im late

this is the complaint, the zip has exhibits too.
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Did he write this himself? it starts out like he's trying to write what he sees as a "legal" or "professional" paper but just devolves into a fanfiction about le meanies on the internet.
also, "sex pest" LOL

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Russell Greer needs his disability. He needs it there like the world’s worst Patronus, protecting him from the blows of reality, letting him hold his narc ego together and assure himself that he’d be wonderful and famous and loved if only nature hadn’t cursed him so. He needs his disability to protect him from self-reflection. If any real life actual criticisms fly at him, he can just yell “EXPECTO RETARDUM!” at it and his disability will shield him from having to think about what a rotten little troll he is inside.

Which would just make it worse if tomorrow a radical new surgery would be invented that could cure him of his affliction. Sure he'd spend the next few weeks just staring into a mirror watching him make faces like it's a new toy but eventually he goes out to pick up loose women. And he gets shot down every time.

Sure he might for a while think he needs to learn how to pick up women. And he might go to PUA sites, buy their books and go from there but still fail. He no longer has the defense that it's his disability that is preventing him from getting him his penis sucked. In the end without honest self-reflection, which let's face it he'll never do because in his mind he's perfect just disabled, he's never going to score.

If anything a cure would be the worst thing for Ratmouth. It would literally take away his one and only defense against the cruel women of the world that don't want to have sex with a complete mong.

 

[TractorGirl]

All the surgery in the world won’t fix the fact that he’s Russell Greer.

 

[StinkySnack]

Which would just make it worse if tomorrow a radical new surgery would be invented that could cure him of his affliction. Sure he'd spend the next few weeks just staring into a mirror watching him make faces like it's a new toy but eventually he goes out to pick up loose women. And he gets shot down every time.

Sure he might for a while think he needs to learn how to pick up women. And he might go to PUA sites, buy their books and go from there but still fail. He no longer has the defense that it's his disability that is preventing him from getting him his penis sucked. In the end without honest self-reflection, which let's face it he'll never do because in his mind he's perfect just disabled, he's never going to score.

If anything a cure would be the worst thing for Ratmouth. It would literally take away his one and only defense against the cruel women of the world that don't want to have sex with a complete mong.

Nah, he would fall back on "She don't like nice guys" as being the reason, which he's already used many times in the past.
In my opinion there is nothing that could get Greer to honestly self-reflect, fucked-face or no fucked-face.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If by some miracle his face was fixed and no longer paralyzed, I 200% believe it would end up being the worst thing for Russ, because he would no longer have his disability to fall back on.

Every time a woman rejects him, he soothes his ego by saying it’s because of his disability and she’s shallow in that respect.

When girls tell him no, he screams at them that they just hate the disabled.

He wants to get on AGT by letting his disability propel him to the front of the line.

He tells himself Taylor Swift won’t talk to him because she hates disabled fans.

He wants to be made famous and inspirational for bravely battling his disability.

Russell Greer’s disability is all he has.

If you fixed his face and women continued to reject him (which they will because he’s a proper fuckbrained little git), he can no longer tell himself that he’s “a total nine aside from his disability.” He can’t aspire to get famous for beating his disability. He can’t skate through consequences in life by crying and saying everyone hates the disabled man.

He’d be a regular nobody like all other nobodies, without the shield to his ego and his actions that is his disability. Worst of all, he’d finally be forced to confront the very real fact that people don’t hate him because of his disability and how he looks, but because of who he is inside. That alone would break his fragile narc ego irrevocably.

Russell Greer needs his disability. He needs it there like the world’s worst Patronus, protecting him from the blows of reality, letting him hold his narc ego together and assure himself that he’d be wonderful and famous and loved if only nature hadn’t cursed him so. He needs his disability to protect him from self-reflection. If any real life actual criticisms fly at him, he can just yell “EXPECTO RETARDUM!” at it and his disability will shield him from having to think about what a rotten little troll he is inside.

He could be a real life Neil Goldman

 

[Andrew Neiman]

All the surgery in the world won’t fix the fact that he’s Russell Greer.

I'm going to have to disagree with you.

 

[Whatthefuck]

All the surgery in the world won’t fix the fact that he’s Russell Greer.

Yep, you can't transplant a personality. He's stuck with that bitch.

 

[Constellationzero]

Russell suffers from an extreme case of Gambler's Fallacy

Where he believes if he venmo's enough bucks or sues enough times he is due for a win.

That next time will be different if he "just tells his side of the story", just a numbers game
Doesn't try a different approach or look into what he is doing wrong, just keeps on playing and losing believing he will be successful next time.

On a warm Orem summer's evening
On a train bound for the Bunny Ranch
I met up with the butternut
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to speak
He said, "So, I've made a life
Out of pesterin' thots on Instagram
Knowin' they prob'ly had a boyfriend
By the way they ignored my DM's
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you don't know about my plights
For a taste of your Malt O' Meal
I'll give you some advice"


You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your Starbucks gift cards
When you're beatin' off to instathots
There'll be time enough for countin'
When harassin's done

 

[RussianParasite]

If anything a cure would be the worst thing for Ratmouth. It would literally take away his one and only defense against the cruel women of the world that don't want to have sex with a complete mong.

His face deformity also acts as a distraction from the rest of his body. His body structure, gait, and extremities are also very deformed.

Fix his face, and you are still left with a retarded-looking invalid.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Which would just make it worse if tomorrow a radical new surgery would be invented that could cure him of his affliction. Sure he'd spend the next few weeks just staring into a mirror watching him make faces like it's a new toy but eventually he goes out to pick up loose women. And he gets shot down every time.

Sure he might for a while think he needs to learn how to pick up women. And he might go to PUA sites, buy their books and go from there but still fail. He no longer has the defense that it's his disability that is preventing him from getting him his penis sucked. In the end without honest self-reflection, which let's face it he'll never do because in his mind he's perfect just disabled, he's never going to score.

If anything a cure would be the worst thing for Ratmouth. It would literally take away his one and only defense against the cruel women of the world that don't want to have sex with a complete mong.

Fixing his face would make his life worse in some ways, especially how women treat him. Him looking like a tard is the only thing stopping him from being slapped in the face by women he hits on. No one wants to get mad at the tard, so people give him the kid glove treatment most of the time. If he looked normal, people wouldn't go easy on him when he says the horrible things he says.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Fixing his face would make his life worse in some ways, especially how women treat him. Him looking like a tard is the only thing stopping him from being slapped in the face by women he hits on. No one wants to get mad at the tard, so people give him the kid glove treatment most of the time. If he looked normal, people wouldn't go easy on him when he says the horrible things he says.

Exactly. When Russ says “I’m basically and 8 or 9, easy!”, women just roll their eyes, because look at the tardfaced mong, you can’t tell a tard he’s ugly, that’s just cruel. Just let him have his delusion.

But if Russ had a fixed face and looked like that fake smiling avatar of himself that he stole from here and loves to post everywhere, forget it. Normal-faced Russ would walk up to a woman and claim to be a 9 and get laughed the FUCK out of the pub. He’d be just another over-confident idiot, trying to tell women that he’s attractive because his actual looks aren’t selling it, hoping she will believe his words and not her own eyes.

He’d be glad of the new ability to close his mouth after the twentieth drink tossed in his face.

 

[AnOminous]

Fixing his face would make his life worse in some ways, especially how women treat him. Him looking like a tard is the only thing stopping him from being slapped in the face by women he hits on.

Or sent to the hospital by the literal Chads they date.

 

[cuddle striker]

it's copyright violation for him to be using an av someone else created, isn't it?

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

Or sent to the hospital by the literal Chads they date.

If Mr. Greer does receive some type of street justice, I would bet on this being the case. I feel like he could very easily unintentionally escalate a bad situation with another man into a very violent (and short) physical confrontation. Russell clearly does not understand/heed any warning signs in the real world; sometimes hanging your head and trying to ignore an angry man will be the catalyst to a fight actually beginning. Assuming there's a woman involved (and there's precedent for this) I can't see Russell successfully talking his way out of a confrontation like this, especially if he's reee-ing and screaming "Whorsh!!! Slutsh!!!".
He would get absolutely brutalized in a fight by any man with an ounce of testosterone. But, Heaven forbid Russell face immediate, violent retribution for his clown behavior.

 

[Skullshatterer]

But if Russ had a fixed face and looked like that fake smiling avatar of himself that he stole from here and loves to post everywhere, forget it.

Wait, he got that from here? That's fucking hilarious.

 

[cuddle striker]

If Mr. Greer does receive some type of street justice, I would bet on this being the case. I feel like he could very easily unintentionally escalate a bad situation with another man into a very violent (and short) physical confrontation. Russell clearly does not understand/heed any warning signs in the real world; sometimes hanging your head and trying to ignore an angry man will be the catalyst to a fight actually beginning. Assuming there's a woman involved (and there's precedent for this) I can't see Russell successfully talking his way out of a confrontation like this, especially if he's reee-ing and screaming "Whorsh!!! Slutsh!!!".
He would get absolutely brutalized in a fight by any man with an ounce of testosterone. But, Heaven forbid Russell face immediate, violent retribution for his clown behavior.

Chads are usually hesitant to beat up the retarded. And Ratmouth is incredibly submissive to men. I can't see this happening.

 

[x Diesel Prime x]

Chads are usually hesitant to beat up the retarded. And Ratmouth is incredibly submissive to men. I can't see this happening.

Absolutely, this is pure speculation. But we are watching a pretty serious deterioration with Russell right now, I can see him mouthing (haha) off a little too hard and catching a very stiff slap across the ratface from a boyfriend who had a shitty day at work, or a couple beers. I don't know how likely it would be for Russ to legitimately get smashed a couple times with closed fists, but he is getting bolder.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Absolutely, this is pure speculation. But we are watching a pretty serious deterioration with Russell right now, I can see him mouthing (haha) off a little too hard and catching a very stiff slap across the ratface from a boyfriend who had a shitty day at work, or a couple beers. I don't know how likely it would be for Russ to legitimately get smashed a couple times with closed fists, but he is getting bolder.

He really doesn't socialize, so the only way he'd run into a boyfriend was if he was physically stalking her and the bf showed up to protect her.

 

[AbraCadaver]

If Mr. Greer does receive some type of street justice, I would bet on this being the case. I feel like he could very easily unintentionally escalate a bad situation with another man into a very violent (and short) physical confrontation. Russell clearly does not understand/heed any warning signs in the real world; sometimes hanging your head and trying to ignore an angry man will be the catalyst to a fight actually beginning. Assuming there's a woman involved (and there's precedent for this) I can't see Russell successfully talking his way out of a confrontation like this, especially if he's reee-ing and screaming "Whorsh!!! Slutsh!!!".
He would get absolutely brutalized in a fight by any man with an ounce of testosterone. But, Heaven forbid Russell face immediate, violent retribution for his clown behavior.

Tbh he’d fucking catch hands from ME if he stalked me down the street. Women are far more forgiving and attempt to peacefully escape the situation, but if he decides one day he’s going to escalate, push the wrong woman, get in her space and put his hands on her, he’s gonna get a knee in the crotch and some scratches to the face. Russ is the kind of man who thinks no woman will fight back especially against a tard faced mong, but he’s wrong.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chads are usually hesitant to beat up the retarded. And Ratmouth is incredibly submissive to men. I can't see this happening.

Russ is below average IQ but I don't think he's stupid enough that it would save him from getting his ass whupped.

Russ is X level of creepy- just under the threshold for getting his ass kicked at his given level of being deformed and stupid. He has managed to be arrested, trespassed from places and charged with harassment. If he were to somehow become only stupid and maintain his creepiness (which he would), I think he would fall under the 'too pathetic to punch' line and end up in the red (i.e. Lucas Werner territory).