[ THURS-08-OCT-2020 ] Ask the king - basically a pre-stream but he's wearing a cowboy hat

Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink dijo:
I can understand a Q&A segment back when he actually had a sizable fanbase and was first starting out, but now it’s like what’s the point?

The dude is simply boring, he legit only leaves the house for groceries, he hasn’t accumulated any life expectancies since he moved to Washington. It’s like asking a corpse a question. The only real memory he’s made is his wedding trip and all he mentions about that is the actual ceremony and the food he ate on the trip

the dude legit just leads an uninteresting life, which is why every other ask the king question has him referencing events from 10 years ago, you know back when he had a life
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Well in my case after his playthroughs have become some boring not even TIHYDPs can salvage them to be entertaining, the thing I'm always waiting for is for DSP to start acting like he's got so much Mature Adult(tm) wisdom and knowledge of the real world only for his fat mouth to reveal he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
 
Wurstbrot dijo:
Hey Phil, here are some additional questions.

1. Do you think of rebranding yourself to be more honest about your real persona, since you're the average gamer guy and not a sellout or an acting persona like those other chills? I always make sour faces when you brand yourself "King", but what about
King of Beggars? King of Swines? You could call your show "Ask the Pig". King of Disgust since you can't shut your bodily fluids like a normal human?

Or think about a change of honest ranks?
Ask the Kong / King of Kong.
Ask the Jester.
Ask the Village Idiot
Ask the Yelling Gin Fuiled Old Man at the Street Corner.
Doesn't this have a ring to it?

2. You once said you're a logical guy, you don't get spooked by ghost games and laugh instead, because ghosts, monsters and demons aren't real.
While it's really impressive to ignore a natural fear that could save your life in a surprising dangerous situation, do you think the child of mad religious parents can achieve the same resistence? What if the mother tried to kill the kids cuz she assumed they're possessed by demons? Don't they grow up with an illogical fear of everything, so they won't even leave the husband if he's a completely unlovable loser?

3. Skittles, Smarties or M&Ms?
Which brand makes you more money?

4. What's the last videogame you liked?

5. And now the last videogame you like because it's good, not because it made the most money.

6. Have game developers lost their way? Games like Street Fighter 4 Turbo aren't get made anymore, nowhere. Instead online lag mechanics make you lose, even when you shot first.

7. Speaking of shooting first, should games be balanced around bad aim, for example let you kill the enemy even tho you completely missed or just hit the legs? Reactionary gameplay should be more rewarded and different styled hitboxes eliminated, right? Leg or head, why the unecessary unrealistic difference, right?

8. Can your neighbors hear your clowning when you go into overdrive (in a not acting fashion which absolutely doesn't appeal to children)?

9. Colored hair. Fashion statement or conspiracy to appeal to an easy audience?

10. Body hygiene. Fashion statement or conspiracy to appeal to basic social interests?

11. As an authentic Italian American, what's the difference between a penne and a rigatoni?

12. You speak any Italian or Polish?

13. Does your heritage of being a culturally mixed individual influence your daily life? Do you have to deal with racism?

14. Top 5 best human races?

15. Could you ever see you go back into labor if they start to give you $200 daily, instead of one amount at the end of the month like the usual working losers? How does they do that anyway? $2500 in one day would directly go to bills and taxes, nothing left, right?

16. What's your excuse of the day for not getting your post nasal drip and herniated disc fixed?

17. What was the surprise vest for the next vest streak goal?

18. Would you put up the camera in your prestreams? Your autistic rocking is hilarious and makes me lose my money - maybe.

19. Do you think your daily insults make the trolls and mouth drooling idiots dislike you even more? Or do you like getting insulted?

20. If you tried to be a real man and swallow your whining for a month, go with the jokes on your behalf, no mentioning of trolls or anything related, won't this improve your streams in a positive way, not just by reducing troll behavior but also by making your stream a more chilling place?

21. Okay, cool answer, now with more honesty because you need the secret trolls to finance your lifestyle.

22. You persevere on a daily basis. Since contributing is not mandatory and not everyone has the money these days (Corona, hey), would you also persevere with YT ads, Twitch subscriptions and Patreon?

23. How do you make more money than with a real job but cry poor every single day except Tuesday which is your day off?

24. Are you aware that you make your own schedules? And that nobody asked your 6 day, 2 times chill streaming fun, that it was you who decided it?

25. Is running away from problems and challenges a valid strategy? At which point do you grow on these problems?

26. What happened to the money you got with a month of delay?
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The answer to all 26 questions.

"Uhh I don't know but thanks for the dollar thirty tip lets get that on the leaderboard."
 
I clicked on a random part of the video and he is talking about how booksmart youtube fucked him and now he has to use twitch.

Omg two minutes after that he is talking abouth halloween memories and said that one time he dressed up as wolverine,was this before or after not getting a wolverine toy? maybe that was his way of coping if it was after, "I don't need a wolverine toy,I'm the wolverine now bitch".

 
Not looked into it yet (maybe Theo will cover it?) but I remember his latest Batman stream where people asked random questions. And he almost always said "This is a stupid question", you're basically a mouth drooling idiot for asking that.
My favorite reaction was, it's a stupid question to ask for the order of milk and cereals. I couldn't hear his personal order, but according to him this shouldn't even be a question because his personal order prevents the food from spilling over and creating a mess, then continued to describe it. WHY WOULD YOU DO IT ANY OTHER WAY?
(person in chat: or you just be careful)

Why would you ever ask him any question when he complicates breakfast to a degree of rocket science?
 
Fil looks like the kind of homosex who doesnt like to be touched or touch another man but would rather jerk off in the same room as another guy so he can smell his dick and balls.
 
Xenomorph dijo:
Fil looks like the kind of homosex who doesnt like to be touched or touch another man but would rather jerk off in the same room as another guy so he can smell his dick and balls.
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In those hotel room videos with John Rambo Phil definitely is giving off 'Lay next to each other in the hotel bed and have a jerkoff contest' vibes.
 
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