💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Which one is more likely to finally trigger the long coming heart attack for Bob? Trump or Cuties?

What if for maximum lols Trump wins and uses and executive order to go after Netflix for hosting borderline CP?

 

[Ashen One]

Robert channelling his inner Ethan Ralph, Mundane Matt, and Suzy Lu again :
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1313587009563381766 (Archive)

Oh dear. I thought MovieBob was such a big and important public figure that he even needed to split his Twitter Account into two? Public Figures can get criticized without it being counted as Harassment, you know Bobbo? Just ask any politician or celebrity.

Real nice how the Though Guy from BAHSTAN ran waddled crying to his fans to launch an actual targeted harassment campaign against someone else to have their content removed. Lovely touch there.

Hardly surprising. Robert's channel is dead and the only thing he's known for is being an angry retard who goes on rants about how everyone he doesn't like is evil subhumans, consooming capeshit, and now defending pedo bait.

The last time MovieBob was "relevant" (and I use that word very loosely here) was when his PIXELS review from IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR (2015) appeared on a few news sites because literally nothing else happened in the world in July 22/23, 2015. It's also his most popular video by far.

The video in which Bob, the person who tells others to "Grow up." on Twitter, shows how much of a grown up he is by swearing 60 times in 10 minutes, wovvzers! Watch this FURIOUS CRITIC rip off funnier people by going on a hi-la-rious expletive filled tirade of how much this shitfucker cocksucking abortion of a movie is a stinking pile of doodoo!

It's funny that for all his I AM PART OF THE AMERICA THAT MATTERS, UNLIKE THE OBSOLETE SUBHUMANS bravado, Bob's biggest legacies are a 10-minute tard rage "Adam Sandler Bad" review, and his infamy as "the eugenics movie guy" on Twitter.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The video in which Bob, the person who tells others to "Grow up." on Twitter, shows how much of a grown up he is by swearing 60 times in 10 minutes, wovvzers! Watch this FURIOUS CRITIC rip off funnier people by going on a hi-la-rious expletive filled tirade of how much this shitfucker cocksucking abortion of a movie is a stinking pile of doodoo!

It's funny that for all his I AM PART OF THE AMERICA THAT MATTERS, UNLIKE THE OBSOLETE SUBHUMANS bravado, Bob's biggest legacies are a 10-minute tard rage "Adam Sandler Bad" review, and his infamy as "the eugenics movie guy" on Twitter.

Hell, it’s not even Sandler’s worst film, that goes to Jack and Jill. Sure, it wasn’t good, but it wasn’t awful by any means.

 

[Positron]

Has Bob ever released his top 10 films?

All-time Top 10? I don't think so. Yearly Top 10, yes.

Here are his Top 10 in 2019 (Video Part 1, Part 2)
10. Parasite
9. The Wandering Earth
8. Knives Out
7. Uncut Gems
6. The Lighthouse
5. Shazam!
4. Ford v Ferrari
3. Little Women
2. Doctor Sleep
1. Godzilla King of the Monsters

 

[Doctor of Autism]

All-time Top 10? I don't think so. Yearly Top 10, yes.

Here are his Top 10 in 2019 (Video Part 1, Part 2)
10. Parasite
9. The Wandering Earth
8. Knives Out
7. Uncut Gems
6. The Lighthouse
5. Shazam!
4. Ford v Ferrari
3. Little Women
2. Doctor Sleep
1. Godzilla King of the Monsters

Even if Bob excluded MCU films (I have a feeling he did that on purpose to avoid being laughed at), this list is brainlet tier. Did he seriously put both Doctor Sleep and Godzilla (the Godzilla movie is great but not best of 2019) over films like The Lighthouse, Parasite, Uncut Gems, and hell even Knives Out would've been better films on the higher end of the spectrum.

 

[Dumb beast]

All-time Top 10? I don't think so. Yearly Top 10, yes.

Here are his Top 10 in 2019 (Video Part 1, Part 2)
10. Parasite
9. The Wandering Earth
8. Knives Out
7. Uncut Gems
6. The Lighthouse
5. Shazam!
4. Ford v Ferrari
3. Little Women
2. Doctor Sleep
1. Godzilla King of the Monsters

I'm not a critic, so I don't subject myself to watch all the movies that come out during the year.
I loved Shazam! and liked FvF, but how in hell is that above Parasite (I haven't seen Goy Gems), which not only is wonderful, but it is still pretty easy for the average movie goer to digest.
And how the fuck is Wandering Earth in that list?

 

[shortstack]

I'm not a critic, so I don't subject myself to watch all the movies that come out during the year.
I loved Shazam! and liked FvF, but how in hell is that above Parasite (I haven't seen Goy Gems), which not only is wonderful, but it is still pretty easy for the average movie goer to digest.
And how the fuck is Wandering Earth in that list?

Fuck Wandering Earth, what the fuck is Godzilla doing at the number one spot?

 

[Dumb beast]

Fuck Wandering Earth, what the fuck is Godzilla doing at the number one spot?

Bob jerks off to it, is not even up for debate what is doing so high.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Oh dear. I thought MovieBob was such a big and important public figure that he even needed to split his Twitter Account into two? Public Figures can get criticized without it being counted as Harassment, you know Bobbo? Just ask any politician or celebrity.

Real nice how the Though Guy from BAHSTAN ran waddled crying to his fans to launch an actual targeted harassment campaign against someone else to have their content removed. Lovely touch there.

And the best part.

The engagement so far has been so low that it speaks levels of that mindset that he doesn't want to admit. People will never come to Bob's aid. He is so hated that he KNOWS his "" Campaign"" can end up being a bust. It must piss him off to see a video shitting on him doing far better and have more attraction than anything he does.

No matter how much you try Bobby. In the end. This won't be another ChrisRayGun.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I wonder when 4chan is going to trick male feminists into physically beating themselves and livestreaming it

 

[Kyria the Great]

And the best part.
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The engagement so far has been so low that it speaks levels of that mindset that he doesn't want to admit. People will never come to Bob's aid. He is so hated that he KNOWS his "" Campaign"" can end up being a bust. It must piss him off to see a video shitting on him doing far better and have more attraction than anything he does.

No matter how much you try Bobby. In the end. This won't be another ChrisRayGun.

Then again, if he got the video pulled, the only thing that would happen is that more people would be aware of what a truly salty bitch Bob is and our favorite Memelord Mexican would get even more attention and would likely make a response to this.

 

[Adamska]

And the best part.
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The engagement so far has been so low that it speaks levels of that mindset that he doesn't want to admit. People will never come to Bob's aid. He is so hated that he KNOWS his "" Campaign"" can end up being a bust. It must piss him off to see a video shitting on him doing far better and have more attraction than anything he does.

No matter how much you try Bobby. In the end. This won't be another ChrisRayGun.

The best part is it's entirely his fault people now will semi-regularly see him as a pedophile or defender, because he kept doubling down and played defense for the movie. All while having prior history of defending rapists and sex pests. And this was like the third or fourth time he did that.

It's actually a miracle the Escapist keeps him.

 

[Dumb beast]

The best part is it's entirely his fault people now will semi-regularly see him as a pedophile or defender, because he kept doubling down and played defense for the movie. All while having prior history of defending rapists and sex pests. And this was like the third or fourth time he did that.

It's actually a miracle the Escapist keeps him.

Makes you think, in how much shit The Escapist must be that Bob is still seen as a net positive instead of a depreciating value.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Makes you think, in how much shit The Escapist must be that Bob is still seen as a net positive instead of a depreciating value.

The only decent thing to come out of the escapist was zero punctuation. And that's been declining steadily for the past few years.

 

[Absolutego]

Makes you think, in how much shit The Escapist must be that Bob is still seen as a net positive instead of a depreciating value.

Bob's basically the internet manchild equivalent of blondes who work for scale - he comes so cheap that he has to actually attract a dedicated hatedom for the Escapist to ever care.
That also describes pretty much every content creator they've signed ever since the great un-wokening of the site after 2015, and it's why Bob will linger there like a tick on a vein until they're too insolvent to bother with the charade anymore.

 

[Totally Awesome]

And the best part.
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The engagement so far has been so low that it speaks levels of that mindset that he doesn't want to admit. People will never come to Bob's aid. He is so hated that he KNOWS his "" Campaign"" can end up being a bust. It must piss him off to see a video shitting on him doing far better and have more attraction than anything he does.

No matter how much you try Bobby. In the end. This won't be another ChrisRayGun.

What happened between MovieBob and Chris RayGun?

The best part is it's entirely his fault people now will semi-regularly see him as a pedophile or defender, because he kept doubling down and played defense for the movie. All while having prior history of defending rapists and sex pests. And this was like the third or fourth time he did that.

It's actually a miracle the Escapist keeps him.

I wonder if MovieBob will ever get #MeTooed.

 

[Dumb beast]

What happened between MovieBob and Chris RayGun?

I wonder if MovieBob will ever get #MeTooed.

I don't think hover hands and rape stares count... yet.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I took an extended break from Bob so coming back to him deciding Cuties was the hill to die on is extremely hilarious and completely unsurprising. Mr. temporarily embarrassed coastal elite just couldn't help himself, could he? All the cool kids were doing it so he latches on still apparently not getting he is far and away the easiest to throw under the bus.

 

[Ashen One]

What happened between MovieBob and Chris RayGun?

Chris made a video laughing about The Game Overthinker's finale and Bob got his fanbase to flag and get it removed, like he's trying to do now with Internet Historian Memeology 101's video.

Someone saved the Chris Ray Gun video and reuploaded it.

Bob either didn't notice, didn't care enough to try and flag it again or tried but didn't manage to remove it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

like he's trying to do now with Internet Historian's video.

*Memeology 101.

Different guy.