🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ethan, buddy, you are parading that embryo around to the world a bit too soon and you know it. You're not going to be happy with what people say if anything were to not go as planned. This is true and honest advice here, pal.

 

[Toma]

And so, balance has been restored

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Ethan, buddy, you are parading that embryo around to the world a bit too soon and you know it. You're not going to be happy with what people say if anything were to not go as planned. This is true and honest advice here, pal.

Imagine your life being so dire that impregnating a mentally ill woman that doesn't even like you and locking your mother away counts as a "family".

Also lol at him thinking he's having a boy. Like he knows anything about manhood, he'll have to send it to Boogie's dad for lessons.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Why does Ralph think people care that he's having a kid? Its something a lot of people do.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Why does Ralph think people care that he's having a kid? Its something a lot of people do.

Why does he do anything he does in the public eye? To get compliments, likes and pennies.

 

[Fools Idol]

Because for the most part, people are content to allow others to point and laugh as long as they don't laugh at them. Since most of us are anonymous, the only person they can attack is the site owner.

All it takes is a cursory look into Null to see that he is, well a big pussy. Null is a pretty forgiving and empathic guy, be polite to him and he'll treat you with respect. He's pretty passive even when people chimp out at him or the site.

 

[SeymourCoxs]

And so, balance has been restored
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I wonder if Ralph will bitch about the ban on air. If he does I hope they ban him again

 

[Captain Manning]

And so, balance has been restored
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In B4 he claims he skillfully negotiated the end of his ban, and not that the three days simply expired.

 

[JewBacca]

All it takes is a cursory look into Null to see that he is, well a big pussy. Null is a pretty forgiving and empathic guy, be plight to him and he'll treat you with respect. He's pretty passive even when people chimp out at him or the site.

The only thing that I know that gets under his skin immediately is demanding he do something, in relation to the site, or repeatedly request something that has already been asked and answered.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This is ironic coming from a guy who has had to latch onto everything he has ever been apart of.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This is ironic coming from a guy who has had to latch onto everything he has ever been apart of.
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>people that I created
lmao he's already mad at his child

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

This is ironic coming from a guy who has had to latch onto everything he has ever been apart of.
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Says the guy that goes out to an outtro talking about Mundane Matt every night and can’t stop talking about Josh’s dick.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How can anyone be jealous of some fat fuck who lives in a crack shack and is slowly killing themselves while being paid under minimum wage?

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

In B4 he claims he skillfully negotiated the end of his ban, and not that the three days simply expired.

Or some power fantasy that he puts his foot down and compares himself to the likes of Moses and MLKjr.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

He's resorted to telling chat to "square up" and to fight him irl. My fucking sides are in orbit yet again. And imagine your winning play is "i HaVe A fAmIlY aNd YoUrE aLl JeAlOuS!!"

A family. Family. A FUCKING FAMILY. Something the majority of people have in some way shape or form. Whoooooo boy Gunt, you're out there killin it!

Here's the truth. All you are Gunt is a shitty (literally) thumb sucking trash baby and you're about to spawn another one. I wouldn't be suprised if you indulged in your hellspawn's scat with it everytime he shits himself.

 

[Klaptrap]

@REGENDarySumanai only a fatter fuck in a crackier shack making less money. The only people who could possibly be jealous of Ralph can't afford the internet to post about him.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

>people that I created
lmao he's already mad at his child

Scene: A Piggly Wiggly manned by basketball americans and korean overseers. Muzak plays in the background.

A tired, dirty dead-eyed pregnant girl pushes a small cart full of canned tuna, Combos pretzel snacks and Old Crow. A short man walks alongside her, screaming at her belly.

Man: "Little faggot! Why don't you grow faster and move around some! Fucking faggot! ARE YOU FUCKING AYYLOGGING ME? FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU BETTER SQUARE UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT."

Woman: "YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU QUIT BOTHERING MY LITTLE GIRL! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN SNAPPED UP WITH ALL THOSE OTHER LITTLE BOYS IN 1993!"

 

[JAKL]

>square up
>show up in my hood


He completed his transiton to Donga in record time.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Seethan how does it feel to lose almost every friend/guests you made because of your ego and All you have left is the coke fiend that cucked you from nora and fat loser who parades himself as a gaydur.

Grooming and using a 17 year old so you can get in his's dad network is pathetic.

 

[Berb]

He'll be talking shit about the baby within two weeks of it exiting Faith