🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.
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- 13 de Jul, 2017
He masturbated with shit in an effort to prove to the court he was a coprophiliac. Metokur did an Internet Insanity video on him.
It's all fun and games until you have to pull the trigger.
Why not be EVEN MORE degenerate and have the birth out of wedlock?
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- 19 de Feb, 2019
He's an absolute piece of shit that only views this guntling as a gravy train and nothing more. The kid is his meal ticket, like the white trash piece of shit he is.
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- 15 de Sep, 2020
Ethan is so fat he looks chinese with his face on a normal body
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- 19 de Oct, 2018
This POS literally talking about monetizing his child.
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- 12 de Ago, 2020
Also joked about the strands of the baby's hair. Sounds like something Sleepy Joe would do. Very cringe!
Edit: Of course Ethan would call Hassle double flipping off
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- 8 de Jul, 2019
They're not wrong. There are definitely two kinds of hatewatching, the boring shit and the entertaining shit. They're just wrong that they're the latter. I tried hatewatching and i literally couldnt fuckin do it it was so boring. Even just reading the quick rundowns people post is exhausting. I made it through a whole 15 seconds of a Warski stream once. I regret it.
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- 24 de Sep, 2020
I hope to God that baby gets taken away and given to the Vickers before uncle Digibro's first "visit."
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- 20 de Jun, 2019
Gunt 10 omitrix has unlocked two new forms!
Shit talking the fans has unlocked baked Alaska
Threatened to monetize his own child before it's even born has unlocked DaddyO'Five.
Edit: Dingo is back like the little cuckold bitch he is.
Shit talking the fans has unlocked baked Alaska
Threatened to monetize his own child before it's even born has unlocked DaddyO'Five.
Edit: Dingo is back like the little cuckold bitch he is.
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Something about this makes me think of Gulliver's Travels
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I see I'm not the only one. Maybe the guntling will one day give us a live recreation of that.
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Yes Ralph, getting welfare and food stamps is technically 'monetizing' your child. We get it.
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- 5 de Mar, 2018
Honestly don't know if that's a typo or not.
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- 12 de Ago, 2020
Hey Ethan, sorry that you're a fag, but that "exclusive content" is from Keem's vid. The only minute difference is that Keem put a still image over it.
Edit: There seems to be a little bit at the end that's new (Boogie talking with the cops)
Edit: There seems to be a little bit at the end that's new (Boogie talking with the cops)
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- 22 de Jul, 2020
I'm glad others know of Shoobie da Wop
Edit: @Vetti beat me to it. I really need to get fully caught up before I start replying.
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- 6 de Sep, 2018
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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- 27 de Ene, 2014
Killstream Reeeeeecap 9/28/20
- No Bojack intro, surprisingly. Must be Tyler Childers since Ralph said he's been listening to him lately.
- Wait, a minute, did I hear these lyrics correctly?
- Well I'll be damned.
- Sounds about right.
- Okay, now Bojack intro.
- "IT'S THE KILLLLLLLSTREEEEEAM"
- "IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THIS FUCKING PRETTY GODDAMMIT"
- Regular guitar intro. Gee, Ralph, three intros? You spoil us.
- Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to Boogie's poor trigger discipline I'm your firearms instructor BOLDYSHOOTY
- Ralph read the private DMs Boogie sent to him on Bibble's stream yesterday, "going against [his] policy"
- Handsome Truth is here & I can't remember who he is
- He looks like a slighty more put-together pre-troon Digibro
- Let's watch the interview Keemstar posted
- Ralph is laughing at Boogie saying he's gonna shoot Frank but tries to say it's not funny between laughter
- "HAHAHAHAAAAA! I shouldn't laugh, I shouldn't laugh."
- Boogie taunts Frank to come to his house so he can shoot him
- To be fair, Frank is absolutely harassing Boogie & one day Frank really is going to get himself killed
- Ralph takes credit for two Killstream guests "getting into an almost gunfight"
- Handsome Truth asks Ralph what Frank's & Boogie's content is about. "Frank bullies people, & Boogie's content is Doritos & Mtn Dew."
- Ralph doesn't want to take credit, but the Killstream "kicked it off"
- Someone asks how to run a successful DLive show. Ralph attributes it to lots of liquor & lots of audio support. Speaking of which, no Gator.
- Lots of Warski AIM AIM AIM/WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES jokes, as I anticipated
- Ralph talks about drama between Chris Cantwell(?) & a former Boston Globe reporter, but Ralph sucks at explaining shit
- Oh, another fed
- Presidential debates tomorrow
- Ralph only read Boogie's DMs on air to get a Ninjagini for Bibble. What a good friend
- Shillery. Ralph has a new shirt design.
- Everybody on the right is a fed.
- HT doesn't think Pat Little is a fed.
- Ralph doesn't think anyone is a fed.
- HT keeps shitting on the Amish. Predictably, "Amish" = juice.
- The Amish are funding BLM
- Soros Count: 1
- HT says Tucker Carlson is in fact not based
- HT brings up the same Patrick Little talking points, namely the 60 "Amish" arrested on 9/11
- going back & forth about mainstream media brainwashing
- Ralph defends Senpai Tucker
- Warski superchat: "Amish? I thought it was the Js." Good job, Warski.
- Question for the guest, Number 1 problem in the U.S.? Amish.
- Stream stuttering
- Continuing Keemstar/Boogie/Frank interview
- Every Internet shitshow this year has been tangentially-related to the Killstream.
- I swear Ralph has said several different iterations of "Warski will be here soon" like six times.
- Frank Hassle claims Boogie "personally victimized" a friend of his & that's why he's trolling him.
- @Sam Losco was the sudden music during the interview video you or Ralph?
- "Warski will be here soon" × 7
- HT has no actual material other than "lol fat guys." What a bore.
- Ralph is drooling over commissary Honey Buns
- HT keeps talking about doing a "banner drop" soon?
- Oh, okay.
- Bill Maher is Amish
- Something tells me the banner has to do with the "Amish"
- Ralph is frustrated about having to speak in retarded code.
- "It's so fucked up that anything I say could end the Killstream."
- Ding, that must be Warski.
- Hi Warski
- Warski looks like a Let's Player now
- Ralph says Warski's smiling face cheered him right up. Awww.
- I mean, uh, lol gay
- Apparently the gun Boogie pulled was his roommate's
- Warning shots are illegal, shoot to kill
- Warski posits Frank could get charged with trespassing, but Boogie can be charged with endangerment & unlawful use of a firearm
- HT had a banner saying "Jews Want A Race War." Jesus Christ.
- Ralph has his Coke.
- HT's next banner is "Jews Hate Free Speech" or something.
- Ralph & Warski are "so close to kicking off the conversation"
- We don't hate juice, we just hate juice
- "If you can't talk about [juice] on the Killstream, there's no Killstream." I'll say. What the fuck else would you ever talk about.
- Ralph & Warski never make calls to violence
- HT is "Anti-Semite of the Week" on stopantisemitism.org
- "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, NOT MAKE [Holocaust] THAT JOKE?"
- Stream derp right after Ralph made a Holocaust joke
- & we're back
- The Amish want our free speech & our guns
- HT talks about how everybody is Amish
- Ralph & Warski complain about DLive & accidentally banning their paypiggies. Warski says moderators are trigger-happy because The Killstream is Ralph & Warski's livelihood, they need this. But it's not like you tried to rally a personal army to go after Ade's job or anything.
- "Warski gets the panties droppin'" --Ralph
- Stream drop #3
- "I blocked him on Twitter like 15 times because he annoys me, but he's a good guy." I have no idea who he's talking about.
- Oh, it's Sargon? & he's a supporter of the show?
- Ralph laughing at the gunt picture that someone 'shopped Boogie into
- "How is this my real life, Warski"
- Ralph wants to stream for the rest of his life
- He & Warski never want to work minimum wage jobs ever again
- Fuck, my shit crashed
- Warski was devastated that Opie & Anthony stopped
- "The people that hate me the most are ex-fans." Hate is a strong word. Of course, I'm still here. Waiting. Biding my time.
- "If [Ralph] let you down, you let yourself down." ??? I wouldn't say "let down." More like "sick of your shit."
- Ralph & Warski wax philosophic about haydurs
- Chat sez Ralph & Warski need to stop being gay with each other. Because two male friends being friendly with each other is gay. The Killstream audience is just as insecure in their masculinity as the host, it seems.
- Warski needs a podcast
- Ralph pays $75-$100 to host podcasts & complains about the cost. Null pays almost two grand to host the servers but whatever you cheap bitch. Who's "Amish" now?
- Joe Rogan engaged in BETRAYYYALLLL & "used Alex Jones as a pawn"
- Ralph keeps accidentally playing music
- Ralph always addresses controversy
- There aren't any shows that platform such a diverse group of guests as the Killstream
- Faith's next appointment is 10/26
- Ralph kinda understands hate-watching. I don't but here I am anyway
- Andy used to hate-watch Tonka to talk about it. Yeah, that's pretty much why I'm here.
- Warski had to stop hate-watching Tonka because he's too boring. I'm sure that'll happen to me eventually.
- Ralph complains about having to get up at 11 AM tomorrow.
- 11 AM.
- "Ralph, are you getting married?" "No comment."
- "Chat's bullying me because I said I would get married in print & now they'll telling me to hurry up & get married. I just got divorced."
- Ralph actually namedrops Godwinson. He was on a show with...someone & was trolling a guest with right-wing talking points?
- Godwinson has no white babies, Ralph has one. You're not doing any of the work you dumbfuck.
- Faith got the ultrasound because she was having cramps
- Ralph loves Augie & DeOrio
- Frank was really ballsy to give the double-deuce to a man with a gun.
- Boogie threatens to never appear on the Killstream again if Ralph gets Frank back on.
- Will Boogie disavow Dick for inviting Frank to call into his show? Not that Boogie would commit to a Biggest Problem reboot anyway. Or commit to anything.
- Ralph says Dingo is a good guy
- Augie is a good guy, Ralph is sparing him by not inviting him on the show?
- But Augie can come on if he wants
- Ralph is getting sentimental tonight. There's nothing wrong with showing emotion, relax. Just because the audience thinks emotions are gay doesn't mean everyone does, calm down.
- Boogie memes
- Are we gonna see the Boogie footage or not? Unlike certain lazy alcoholics I have to get up in five hours
- Holy shit, the security footage is five minutes, goddamn.
- EXCLUSIVE CONTENT!
- @Sam Losco, you'll have to clip that & put it in the Boogie thread! It's 12:21 AM & you started on 9:30, so I guess three hours in
- EDIT: nevermind, it's already posted. That's what I get for trusting Ralph to not fuck up
- IF THEY EVER GET TO IT
- Dingo you're on the Killstream but the stream died. Dingo is salty because Warski was late to his show.
- Okay, not really.
- THE FOOTAGE
- Boogie is coming out, he just has to wrangle his yappy wall-eyed rat dog
- Boogie asks Chad (the roommate) how to cock the gun
- Boogie actually fires the shot, holy shit
- Boogie is begging Sam to leave. "Who's Sam?" "I don't know."
- Sirens?
- Frank laughs, calls Boogie a faggot & a nigger
- I think the cop saw Frank engage Boogie? I can't tell what's going on.
- Chad is talking to the cop(?) & explaining the situation
- The neighbors are scared because some sped just fired off a shot like an idiot
- "Wow, Boogie's gunt's unbelievable." --Ethan Ralph
- He doesn't play the whole thing. Way to cockblock us, Ralph
- Warski shows his cat. SHOW YOUR CAT RALPH
- THAT'S IT
- Ralph is putting out his book on March 30th.
- Starting at 9 PM for the debate, I think. Ryan Long at 10-11
- Ralph spelled Tennessee wrong on his shirt design loooool
- [regular outro]
- "CAN'T ABORT! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
- Shoutout to Chillstream Uncut alloneword
- [second outro: All Your'n by Tyler Childers]
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"Exclusive content"... that was archived up on the Farms by @Sam Losco hours before this boring ass show.
Get fucked Ralph.
Get fucked Ralph.
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- 21 de Mar, 2020
Ralph is openly smoking and semi openly drinking while promising to exploit and abuse his guntling while violating his own family's privacy. refuses to marry faith after talking all that shit too. Gator is just gone he wasnt even mentioned im telling you all hes a bootlicker buts hes zidanning himself from the show.
whats funny is he immediately got fucked for it when frank said multiple slurs
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