Rage-a-thon 2020 [Sunday, Sept. 27th 2020] - Fake rage at games, Real rage at charge backs.

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Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
So now Dave is laboriously eating all 24 Skittles one by one a la DSP Tries It while browsing the SFV store. This is beyond 0 effort. It's actually negative effort.
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Factor in more menu stalling and him refusing to even eat the bad-tasting Skittles because they'll "make him sick". A pack of candy is too much for Phil.
 
And he quit SFV.

What happened? Why is he not playing it?

TREE OF GOUT
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A fat man half-assly playing a game and stopping gameplay all the time to answer the chat or read donations. This is beyond boring. And I'm not even touching the bad acting.

I'm enjoying the jazz break the most. Thank god.
 
Shabobus dijo:
This is the only time I've heard someone talking about eating candy like it's a laborious task.
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You don't understand.
First he has to get up. Then he has to get the bag. Then he has to sit down. Then he has to announce what he's gonna do. Then he has to grab a candy. Then he has to put it into his mouth. Then he has to use his teeth to chew. Then he has to fake an epic reaction for his stream. Then (...)

And this is just the condensed version!
 
"I never said I would eat the bad skittles"

"I'll try to eat three more skittles while you guys vote"

He's actually bending over off camera to "eat skittles".
The only good part of this entire debacle was Dave spitting out 'Zombies Ass' and staring down chat as literally everyone in the chat called him a clown, children's entertainer, pathetic, etc. Watching him try and be stone faced as he is openly mocked by even his 'fanbase' was the first entertainment I've gotten from this stream.
 
Xenomorph dijo:
His audience is pure cancer I still dont get why he has so many orbiters his streams are a clusterfuck
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Even serial killers get fan mail correspondence and often get to say I HAVE A NEW WIFE while rotting away in jail. Only difference here is Phil's the one who entered solitary confinement voluntarily with a view towards supporting his ongoing desire to simply maintain it and avoid reality.

This is probably the worst sort of khantent he's actually capable of now. When you have to schedule yourself a designated period of the day to be angry.. I know this is far out there but go with me on this.. maybe just maybe it's entirely a fabrication since (worthless) humans don't don't pre-plan genuine emotional response?

Just talk about the last 38 years of your life for the umpteenth time, Phil. You'll be fuming in no time.
 
Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
Dave couldn't be bothered to fully update the game in preparation for the stream.
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Phil has never once in his "career" done any preparation for a hyped up event.

Remember when he was going to play Doom on PC and didn't even check if it would run? And it didn't run correctly so he blamed Steam.

Remember all the best/worst games of the year that he didn't even start to work on until mid January of the following year?

Or all the games he knew had updates but didn't bother updating until after the hour long prestream?

The retrospective events that he didn't prepare for? Instead just asking chat for ideas and getting embarrassed when Leanna was in some videos.

Just the other day Phil was boasting about how hard he works. He does zero preparation for his "job" until the last moment. He's like a high school kid quickly trying to bullshit a book report 5 minutes before class starts.
 
Even during an event where Phil is supposed to fail and rage, his lobotomized viewerbase still holds his hand.
He can't figure out how to get to a coin cache on a platform above a spiked enemy in Hollow Knight, so a fan tells him how to bounce off of it with his weapon. Fuck's sake kids, the whole point is to watch him flounder and you still have to help daddy.
He just flexed on his chat by referencing how Hollow Knight looks like Alien Hominid, asking if anyone played Alien Hominid "back in the day". The games don't look similar at all and AH isn't even that old. This Rage-a-thon has made me more mad than it has Phil.
And finally he's hinting that he won't play this game again because "his viewers find Metroidvanias boring". Even though this game was voted in by viewers.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
Even during an event where Phil is supposed to fail and rage, his lobotomized viewerbase still holds his hand.
He can't figure out how to get to a coin cache on a platform above a spiked enemy in Hollow Knight, so a fan tells him how to bounce off of it with his weapon. Fuck's sake kids, the whole point is to watch him flounder and you still have to help daddy.
He just flexed on his chat by referencing how Hollow Knight looks like Alien Hominid, asking if anyone played Alien Hominid "back in the day". The games don't look similar at all and AH isn't even that old. This Rage-a-thon has made me more mad than it has Phil.
And finally he's hinting that he won't play this game again because "his viewers find Metroidvanias boring". Even though this game was voted in by viewers.
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this game came in 9th on his poll, he picked this game not his viewers, yet he's blaming them for picking it now lol...
 
"Did you guys hear the squeaking of the chair?"

This is so embarrassing, holy shit. Chat spammed clown emojis while he did the $200 tip spin. Great Rage-a-thon, Phil.
 
Cardef1121 dijo:
The question now becomes, at the very bottom of the barrel, who do you hate more? DSP or the paypigs and pseudo trolls that enable him to commit this crime against humanity?
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The enablers, for sure. Phil is just another shameless person on the internet. The fact that there are people who give him money for being the worst entertainer we've ever seen is all on them.
 
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