💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Some rando online watching his videos for lulz can clearly see the multiple signs posted on the front door of the restaurant, yet none of the Scalfani clan does. Just admit you're an arrogant disrespectful jerk, Jack. Better than being a liar.

Then he tries to justify it by saying that they were the only ones there.

He also said another lie by saying he only took one bite of his paleta before giving it to Brianna, who was too full to eat it...bullshit.

 

[StraightShooter2]

5 k is 5,000 meters or 5 km (3,1 miles).

It's not much for a healthy mobile person between the ages of 13-70, I would say.

By "5K", I think he means he wants to ingest 5,000 calories.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

By "5K", I think he means he wants to ingest 5,000 calories/hr.

FTFY

 

[Gladatha]

Jack confirmed that Brianna was the one who paid for the wedding outright. Where was Junior? Where are her parents? Do they not support this union perhaps?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

5 k is 5,000 meters or 5 km (3,1 miles).

It's not much for a healthy mobile person between the ages of 13-70, I would say.

Key words "healthy" and "mobile". Jack is neither of those things.

He's got a gimp leg and about 500 pounds of useless flesh on his carcass. You know that if he attempts to do a 5k walk it's going to take him several hours to do and that doesn't include the times he needs to sit down and catch his breath while stuffing meat down his gullet for "energy".

And for a normal healthy individual a 5k walk shouldn't take more than an hour.

 

[JackDavis]

Jack confirmed that Brianna was the one who paid for the wedding outright. Where was Junior? Where are her parents? Do they not support this union perhaps?

That's kinda sad. You can't even blame Tammy getting laid off for the Scalfanis not contributing, Jack was posting about a cheap wedding months before.
Brianna's mom (I assume) walked her down the aisle so she couldn't have objected too much. We don't know anything about her dad but he's the one who traditionally walks the bride down the aisle.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That's kinda sad. You can't even blame Tammy getting laid off for the Scalfanis not contributing, Jack was posting about a cheap wedding months before.
Brianna's mom (I assume) walked her down the aisle so she couldn't have objected too much. We don't know anything about her dad but he's the one who traditionally walks the bride down the aisle.

That's just more money Jack can spend on smokers and meat. He knows where his priorities lie.

 

[Super Hans]

That's kinda sad. You can't even blame Tammy getting laid off for the Scalfanis not contributing, Jack was posting about a cheap wedding months before.
Brianna's mom (I assume) walked her down the aisle so she couldn't have objected too much. We don't know anything about her dad but he's the one who traditionally walks the bride down the aisle.

I can definitely see Brianna's dad refusing to pay for anything. Look at the change in weight between the engagement and wedding. She's going to be built like a rotten pumpkin just like Tammy by 30. Add in that while Jr isn't as bad as his parents, he's still a retarded hoodrat wannabe. I'd even say that she used to be cute. She could have gotten a lot better than she's now locked in for.

But refusing to take a part in the wedding? Christ, I can't even imagine how much I'd hate my daughter's choice to do that to her.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

But refusing to take a part in the wedding? Christ, I can't even imagine how much I'd hate my daughter's choice to do that to her.

TBH, if my daugher would show up with a loser like jr., I would have used my belt to get some sense in her.


Edit:
In todays epsiode of "Ramblings of a wannabe chef on YouTube":

 

[Marissa Moira]

[Papa Murphy's KETO Dishes, Hendersonville, TN]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnE845k7yV0&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=0JNVRuA9sSAHNM6k:6&ab_channel=JackOnTheGoShow
Archive (720p):
Papa Murphy's KETO Dishes, Hendersonville, TN.mp4

I'm fucking offended that that's what they're calling an Extra Large New York Pizza.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

jack made a movie group, so anyone who wants to hear him complain about more things can check that out

 

[Aaway]

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jack made a movie group, so anyone who wants to hear him complain about more things can check that out

why is a youtube chef doing movie reviews? stay in your lane, jack

 

[amieth]

This is very thinking but Tammy Jr. could be taking contraceptives. Some of them blow you up like a balloon after only one shot.

 

[JackDavis]

This is very thinking but Tammy Jr. could be taking contraceptives. Some of them blow you up like a balloon after only one shot.

I think it's just what happens to people once they leave their teenage years if they don't take care of themselves. We've gone through the "Freshman 15", but imagine instead of college cafeteria food it's Jack on the Go twice daily.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Laughingjoke2]

why is a youtube chef doing movie reviews? stay in your lane, jack

It's a "job" he can do seating down?

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

why is a youtube chef doing movie reviews? stay in your lane, jack

Well, he hasn't a clue about cooking and he hasn't a clue about movies, so technically, I would say, he stays in his lane.

 

[Super Hans]

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We know, Jack. If you spent any time on YouTube your video quality wouldn't look like it was filmed on a budget phone from 2014.

 

[Aaway]

 

[AnOminous]

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Is this a cartoon of him having his third and final stroke?