💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Dobby, unsurprisingly, likes the underage girl squids more than the underage boy squids.

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While I do admit I like the female inklings more (it's all down to the squid...hair thing) it comes off as just a smidge creepy coming from a guy like Dobson.

Probably because of the "cuter" part when outside of bigger eyebrows on the boy, they've pretty much got the same face. Don't even tell me it's because he doesn't like eyebrows...
 
MayMay dijo:
While I do admit I like the female inklings more (it's all down to the squid...hair thing) it comes off as just a smidge creepy coming from a guy like Dobson.

Probably because of the "cuter" part when outside of bigger eyebrows on the boy, they've pretty much got the same face. Don't even tell me it's because he doesn't like eyebrows...
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Dobson isn't one to talk about eyebrows, anytime!
 
Soradawn dijo:
Well I, for one, would love to drink at Dobson's Pub. :)
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Don't get your expectations too high, mate.

If Dobson had a bar, all walls would be colored some bland color with a bit of a gradient, there'd be no furniture aside from a counter behind which Dobslob slouches while playing Splatoon or writing angry Tweets.
When you order a drink, it will take ages to be put in a glass and it will most likely be stale from sitting around too long. Dobson would just put bottles and glasses with some unidentifiable liquid on the counter every now and then - whenever he feels like it, of course - and expect everyone to just chug it down while praising the bartender for his great work.
The moment you suggested placing some chairs and tables to make the place more comfy or that he should listen to his patrons wishes a bit more thoroughly, he'd throw you out.

Ultimately, the only people left in that bar would be a few rather young guys still going to the place cause they have no clue there's better bars around and the stale beer that occassionally pops up on the counter gives them a cheap buzz while the other group of remaining people would mainly consist of some old dudes that are just too damn stubborn to realize just how bad this place is, cause they never moved on to other bars.
And of course, Dobson would sit behind his counter, wonder why noone appreciates his way of doing things and demand people pay him money even if they don't get anything out of it, cause: hey, did you know how hard it was to pour some water into a glass that day?
 
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