💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Foltest dijo:
I don't get his brother. Did he lost his job or what? begging for money from people on the internet is so sad.

btw, give me money. I need it for my autistic projects.
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The guy is literally offering to dance for pennies. He has no dignity left.

Had he lost his day job do you think he wouldn't be injecting that bit of trivia into his every conversation?
 
Ralph Barnhardt dijo:
Bob again lacking the power of any foresight and how this kind of thinking will be used against him. Though to be fair, there is not a single person, even trannies, that would ever hashtag me 2 Bob as there is not a single thing, even on social status level, to gain by bringing Bob down.
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Fun fact! I had to click the tweet link Bob quoted in this last one to bring it up. I thought it was deleted but no. She's just got Bob blocked.
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Goddamn this is some fucking reprehensible shit.
>You deserve to be falsely accused of rape, running a secret high school gang rape ring, raping a woman on a boat; you deserve to lose your wife and kids; and you deserve a life of drug and alcohol abuse if you're nominated to an office by a party we do not like and endorsed by groups we do not like.

How long until the plaque-filled sludge that flows through his arteries finally coagulates into a solid mass? Yes, I'm fucking mad, give me top hats.
 
lolwatagain dijo:
Goddamn this is some fucking reprehensible shit.
>You deserve to be falsely accused of rape, running a secret high school gang rape ring, raping a woman on a boat; you deserve to lose your wife and kids; and you deserve a life of drug and alcohol abuse if you're nominated to an office by a party we do not like and endorsed by groups we do not like.

How long until the plaque-filled sludge that flows through his arteries finally coagulates into a solid mass? Yes, I'm fucking mad, give me top hats.
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The funny part is that he's straight up saying, yeah, Kavanaugh and Thomas are full on rapists. He's not saying "allegedly;" he's not saying he believes the accusers; he's not even hiding behind the weaselly "credibly accused" bullshit. Just outright fuckin' defaming sitting Supreme Court Justices.

On his "professional account."
 
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The logical extent.... Jesus Christ.

Robert was never able to grow out of high school was he?
 
Bolo dijo:
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The logical extent.... Jesus Christ.

Robert was never able to grow out of high school was he?
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That logical extent is something only a nerd would come up with to try to explain how an insult doesn't work while not getting the joke that it's referring to excessive consumerism and worshipping of corporations, like Bob does daily.
 
This rant on him being mad for being called a consoomer is his contemporary iteration of being mad that he was called a nerd in grade school and a fatass in high school.

Yes Bob, being a consoomer is bad. Consoomer tends to buy useless shit, support feckless entertainment, and purchase terrible food i.e. Mtn Dew & Hungryman meals.
A consumer purchasing legitimate food to cook is not the same as the tard buying boxes of ramen and ordering fast food from Grubhub. A consumer purchasing a washing machine is not the same as a consoomer buying consoles/phones/TVs/games on credit.

This all boils down to lardbob mad at people poking fun at his terrible life habits that led to him rendered unable to see his own dick.
 
Jarolleon dijo:
So does he worship the stuff they build in Dubai &c.? Since their society consists of Sheikhs with near-infinite money and disposable laborers they're the one society on earth that's most likely to actually to build these impractical hyper-modern glass palaces for him to gawk at. Maybe that's part of why he doesn't hit Islam with the "Dark Age goatfucker religion" characterisation that someone like Thunderf00t would use, rather than purely pandering to his SJW friends.
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I want to say he has said something about it but his main love is China due to his Asian fetish so thats where all his focus is. Also its a little more obvious that the UAE and all those other Persian Gulf Oil Nations are a society of haves and have-nots vs. China because the Media he consooms is more likely to cover-up Chinas Human-Rights violations in the name of profit vs. The Persian Gulf which doesn't have as big a media market. Thats my guess.
Bolo dijo:
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The logical extent.... Jesus Christ.

Robert was never able to grow out of high school was he?
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Yes Bob people consume, i.e. they eat something for nourishment or buy something they need. When people consoom they mindlessly spend money on something they don't need. @Ita Mori said it best its needs vs. wants. To consoom means you always head out to the theater or spend 30 bucks on Streaming services to watch the latest installment in a Pop-Culture franchise just because its there. You don't need to give Disney your money for everything they release, but a consoomer ties their existence to what a corporation produces instead of having an identity of their own, stuff that is no different than what came before it and will be forgotten about in a few months. Its why so many people get angry at the "Don't ask questions just consoom product" image, its a mirror that bluntly states "you are a dumbass".

Bob of course is being disingenuous by trying to tie a real world definition with its meme definition to get people to think being a "consoomer" is no different than being a "consumer". Hes desperate to prove being a mindless drone is OK when the real definition and meme definition are different.
 
Yes Bob, and those against unchecked materialism are also upset that things are made of things, and not the culture that has come to surround the word. Cope harder tard, you can waffle around the issue all you want, but in the end you hitched your wagon to what even the least pretentious of our society would call shallow cookie cutter shit.
 
Mola Ram dijo:
Indeed he is, probably because as the meme proliferates and his popularity wanes, more people know him as "the CONSOOM guy" than "that brilliant critic and secret genius, MovieBob."

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I just want the record to state that the consoomer meme mocking him is literally the first result on Google when searching it. No matter what, anyone who searches that term will first see Bob getting dunked on.
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