Ahuviya Harel / ADF / Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

[Peace and Harmony]

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

 

[Bassomatic]

Becareful with the pig blood, Phil was Jewish for like... an hour.

 

[Twrx]

Yeah really the assumption that he wouldn't be disarmed almost instantly is laughable at best. He doesn't work out, he's got no muscle mass or physical size for an advantage, anyone halfways decent in a scrap would just grab it when he swung and tear it right out of his hands.

Yeah, but he's fucking filthy. I found this on his tumblr. Look at his nails. That's the control box to a electronic dog collar. I can't get the image to load, but here's the link to it.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1ac157ceafff3078b5114d25a77269f0/tumblr_nouyg1I4GI1tns5dmo2_500.jpg

Is he allergic to water?

 

[Bassomatic]

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Who wants to be the one to call Oakland PD to get a copy of the report?

 

[chimpburgers]

Translantinx freak is having the voices in his head convince him this is all true.

 

[Twrx]

Who wants to be the one to call Oakland PD to get a copy of the report?

Yeah, I doubt that happened.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Hope he didn't downvote these guys!

 

[Bassomatic]

Yeah, I doubt that happened.

Exactly, but I do wish Phil would file a false report. He could go to a CIS reeducation prison and made to watch American capitalist sports until he sees the light.

 

[Arkangel]

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Next time I won't miss.

 

[Ravenor]

Exactly, but I do wish Phil would file a false report. He could go to a CIS reeducation prison and made to watch American capitalist sports until he sees the light.

To be honest I don't even want him to do that, I want them to stop an search him and find him carrying the weapons he has on him an then watch as he flails around trying to make a excuse for having them on him.

 

[Twrx]

Exactly, but I do wish Phil would file a false report. He could go to a CIS reeducation prison and made to watch American capitalist sports until he sees the light.

I think Phil would really enjoy football.

 

[Holdek]

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[Bassomatic]

To be honest I don't even want him to do that, I want them to stop an search him and find him carrying the weapons he has on him an then watch as he flails around trying to make a excuse for having them on him.

Fair enough, that would get him warded.
Sir you know this baton isn't legal?
I'M A WOMAN AND THE GAMER GATERS ARE TRYING TO MURDER ME!!
We got a pysch hold, lets taser him and drop him off at the loony bin.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

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What? They were just BB's you whiny tranny faggot.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I'm calling CHiPs right now to let them know Phil is carrying a concealed weapon that is illegal to own in California and that he has posted violent threats against people on the internet.

 

[Ravenor]

We got a pysch hold, lets taser him and drop him off at the loony bin.

I now have a mental image of him in a straight jacket, frazzled hair with smoke coming out of his ears, and a even stupider than normal look on his face, sitting in the back of a cop car on his way to the psych ward.

Thanks for that mental image.

 

[StanCommodore]

Is it bad that Phil's account of the "attempted driveby" instantly reminded me of Springtrapp/@Lawrencegordxn's own account of unlikely car-related violence?

 

[Wet]

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Did ADF just use #shotsfired non-ironically? wow

 

[Twrx]

To be honest I don't even want him to do that, I want them to stop an search him and find him carrying the weapons he has on him an then watch as he flails around trying to make a excuse for having them on him.

If he's actually at the PD, he should have to go through metal detectors to get into the area where they take reports. Hell, I had to go through one to get someone's belongings after they committed suicide. Hopefully he sets it off, gets caught with the asp, and hauled off to jail. What worries me most, you need actual training on where to strike with something like an asp. You've got green, red and yellow areas you can strike. Phil could seriously hurt and or kill someone with a single blow.


I've seen real asps break cinder blocks with one blow. And those were done by very petite female MP's.

http://loadoutroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Baton-Strikes-Small11.jpg

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This just proves yet again that ADF's whole persona is a farce. Pretends to hate cops until he thinks up some lie to try and get us off his back. It's almost sad of how little of an actual person he is. No personality of his own. Just shit he cribs from other people. Also this shit hysterical, thanks Phil.