DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[HolocaustDenier]

 

[Canadian Tire]

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bald spot kinda looks like a penis

 

[Pepper Jack]

Another couple from his 5 spins:

 

[obliviousbeard]

What will he do when he gets the full tonsure? Start wearing his cowboy hat everywhere?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What will he do when he gets the full tonsure? Start wearing his cowboy hat everywhere?

A $5000 fundraising stream so he can buy a $10 Mario beanie.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

These spins are going to get cancelled if his bald spot is screencapped each time LOL

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

A $5000 fundraising stream so he can wear a $10 Mario beanie he already owns.

Fixed that for you.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

 

[SojiroSakura]

It was his wife's idea guys! He can't help it! You know it was her idea because he said it was the god's honest truth 7 times. Obviously when the bald spot shows you have to blame her!

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

He’s got a bald spot on the left side of his head. Has this one been documented before?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fixed that for you.

Phil lost his Bullet Bill hat at the mall in 2017 during one of Kat's visits.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil lost his Bullet Bill hat at the mall in 2017 during one of Kat's visits.

> lost

That bitch Katherine threw it away because people thought she's taking care of an adult autistic man child.

 

[Anal birth]

He’s got a bald spot on the left side of his head. Has this one been documented before?

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[Schmeckel]

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Goatee isn't patchy enough. Ears aren't deformed enough. Only one chin.

2/10

 

[Iron Father]

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FTFY.

 

[hector85]

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FTFY.

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so phil before and after the move to Washington?

 

[UncleTusky]

That bitch Katherine threw it away because people thought she's taking care of an adult autistic man child.

Last I checked she has to:

* Chauffeur him around because he's scared of highway driving (autism never fails, one road out of his gated community leads onto a state highway and the other onto a four-lane road that is a highway in all but name)
* Cook for him because he can barely do that for himself-literally all he can make is 'tism sauce and frozen shit, to say nothing of the Cup of Noodles hilarity
* Chaperone him on his recreational trips to the mall because he's afraid of the big mean world unless he has someone to hide behind support him
* Ignore him as he blows bubbles in a spinny chair, all while wearing a 20 year old vest and glasses that don't even fix his vision problems

And in exchange for all these she gets room, board, and spending money. Are you sure she isn't a tard wrangler?

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

Last I checked she has to:

* Chauffeur him around because he's scared of highway driving (autism never fails, one road out of his gated community leads onto a state highway and the other onto a four-lane road that is a highway in all but name)
* Cook for him because he can barely do that for himself-literally all he can make is 'tism sauce and frozen shit, to say nothing of the Cup of Noodles hilarity
* Chaperone him on his recreational trips to the mall because he's afraid of the big mean world unless he has someone to hide behind support him
* Ignore him as he blows bubbles in a spinny chair, all while wearing a 20 year old vest and glasses that don't even fix his vision problems

And in exchange for all these she gets room, board, and spending money. Are you sure she isn't a tard wrangler?

Aside from the smell, goat laughs, and especially since they aren't fucking- doesn't seem like too bad a deal espiucally with all the cash his wheelchairs throw at him.

 

[KillDeer]

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[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Came to point out the side-baldness. His hairline is even more trash than everyone thought. Dude somehow rocking a comb back, comb sideways, and combover all at once.