💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

Authentic Mexican!

Ranch dressing!

Only Jack would be suckered in by a restaurant that plasters "authentic" everywhere

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=apH7mx5RGWY

I particularly liked how he inserted a Cuban or Puerto Rican song in the middle of his Mexican food video.

 

[Aaway]

yeah, i'd be pissed too if i ordered a chicken fajita salad and got that dreadful thing. i bet jack wanted to send it back but tammy was in a rush to get out of there or something and convinced him not to, because we all know how much jack loves sending his food back

 

[Lenzperkins]

Man, the man is just addicted to junk food. This guy will not make it out of 2020.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Apparently Jack is now an expert in exterior decorating.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Apparently Jack is now an expert in exterior decorating.
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He amazes me with the ridiculous shit he finds to bitch about. The entire store is red. Those ball things, the carts, the baskets, the shirts the employees wear. It may be because there's some viral video of a turd YouTuber throwing plungers at the target. Kids are assholes. Anyway, that's likely why they changed it so they could see the stupid bullshit and remove it when necessary. In any case, Jack, this is a major corporation and they neither need nor ask for your approval in what they do with their logo.

 

[Aaway]

Man, the man is just addicted to junk food. This guy will not make it out of 2020.

you can eat that when you lean keto

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Target hasn’t changed their logo. Sometimes they use a white color version of their logo on their store exteriors. Sometimes it’s a design consideration based on the exterior of the store, other times it’s to comply with local ordinances. They probably used white because it contrasts against the darker paneling behind it better than red would.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Man, the man is just addicted to junk food. This guy will not make it out of 2020.

Out of all the things Jack could order he has to get the one with the most fat, calories and sodium on the menu. It has 95% of your daily intake of saturated fat. 93% of your daily cholesterol. AND 76% of sodium. Sure it probably tastes good and it's something you'd order after a heavy night of drinking but let's get real here. This is pure Jack right here. Two strokes and counting because he's getting a third whether that happens before the heart attack I don't know.

 

[JackDavis]

Faggot hummer parking.

Calls it a "long restaurant". I don't think anybody's ever called a restaurant long before.
Tammy has to open and flip the pages of the menu for Jack since he uses his only functional limb to hold his iPhone to record.
The "show the menu" portion of the video spans from 1:29 to 4:03. That's 2 minutes and 34 seconds of menu. One third of the fucking video is staring at a menu. Even his "Mixing condiments with Tammy" videos are higher effort than this.

"I thought it would be more like a salad.. salad."
100% he ate again when he got home.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Man, the man is just addicted to junk food. This guy will not make it out of 2020.

To my knowledge we don't have Wendy's in the UK... does all their food look that greasy? Looks like killer hangover food, but if I ate that any time other than after twelve double vodkas, my intestines would be begging me to stop.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Faggot hummer parking.

Calls it a "long restaurant". I don't think anybody's ever called a restaurant long before.
Tammy has to open and flip the pages of the menu for Jack since he uses his only functional limb to hold his iPhone to record.
The "show the menu" portion of the video spans from 1:29 to 4:03. That's 2 minutes and 34 seconds of menu. One third of the fucking video is staring at a menu. Even his "Mixing condiments with Tammy" videos are higher effort than this.
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"I thought it would be more like a salad.. salad."
100% he ate again when he got home.

Look, I'm not going to dispute that this is the saddest fajita salad I've ever seen. HOWEVER, you went to a fucking strip mall (don't get me wrong, some holes in the wall are the best restaurants out there) in Hendersonville, TN and expected what? I've been to great Mexican restaurants in the middle of nowhere. You can tell what is legitimate and what isn't . I guarantee you that one look at the menu would tell you exactly where you are.

Yep, just looked. It is what you would think it is. He couldn't go online and do a simple search? This is Tex-Mex at best and looks like it may actually have some decent dishes by their description, but they both went for the lamest options possible. It's a local and I mean local TN chain. It's centralized in about a 50 mile radius. Bless them.


https://www.cincodemayomexicanrestaurant.com/menu/

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

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Faggot hummer parking.

Calls it a "long restaurant". I don't think anybody's ever called a restaurant long before.
Tammy has to open and flip the pages of the menu for Jack since he uses his only functional limb to hold his iPhone to record.
The "show the menu" portion of the video spans from 1:29 to 4:03. That's 2 minutes and 34 seconds of menu. One third of the fucking video is staring at a menu. Even his "Mixing condiments with Tammy" videos are higher effort than this.
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"I thought it would be more like a salad.. salad."
100% he ate again when he got home.

I remember him going to another place and getting something that kind of looked like that, maybe 2-3 months ago. I've noticed a lot of the restaurants they go to serve food that looks like, fairly passable for a home cook that just needs to get the job done, but not what I'd ever pay restaurant prices for.

Oh wait, I found it, and it's the exact same dish from that restaurant, back in June:

Jack has been on to the go, making up for lost time. He even made a return to Jumbo & Delicious.

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He best enjoy it while he can; he’s only weeks away from having his other damaged Achilles tendon repaired. If it’s anything like his last one, he’ll be confined to a wheelchair for several weeks—which hasn’t stopped him from gorging at restaurants in the past.

 

[JackDavis]

To my knowledge we don't have Wendy's in the UK... does all their food look that greasy? Looks like killer hangover food, but if I ate that any time other than after twelve double vodkas, my intestines would be begging me to stop.

No, most of their breakfast sandwiches are just bread (biscuit, croissant or regular bread), meat (sausage patty, chicken patty or bacon), cheese and an egg. Jack of course went for the greasiest option of all, the Baconator, which is bread, triple meat, double cheese, egg and extra butter sauce.

 

[Aaway]

Look, I'm not going to dispute that this is the saddest fajita salad I've ever seen. HOWEVER, you went to a fucking strip mall (don't get me wrong, some holes in the wall are the best restaurants out there) in Hendersonville, TN and expected what? I've been to great Mexican restaurants in the middle of nowhere. You can tell what is legitimate and what isn't . I guarantee you that one look at the menu would tell you exactly where you are.

Yep, just looked. It is what you would think it is. He couldn't go online and do a simple search? This is Tex-Mex at best and looks like it may actually have some decent dishes by their description, but they both went for the lamest options possible. It's a local and I mean local TN chain. It's centralized in about a 50 mile radius. Bless them.


https://www.cincodemayomexicanrestaurant.com/menu/

the best mexican restaurants are the authentic "hole in the wall" mom and pop spots. there are tons of them around where i live, but you're probably not gonna find many of those in fucking hendersonville, tn. maybe in nashville, but not in jack's lily white town. this place is your basic whitewashed mexican restaurant, every city has at least one

i don't understand jack and tammy's obsession with strip mall, chain restaurants. if you want mexican food, look for an authentic taqueria in nashville that serves all the meats like asada, al-pastor, lengua, etc. not some chain in hendersonville that serves chicken wings and tries passing that off as a "fajita salad" (served with a fast food ranch container to boot)

 

[Adamska]

Man, the man is just addicted to junk food. This guy will not make it out of 2020.

Jesus, it has two eggs, a sausage patty, two levels of bacon, and a cheese and cheese sauce. I dislike it already and know that Jack will fucking love it since it is basically two meals worth of food on one sandwich.

Though it does give me an idea for a "Morning Burger" which is a burger that has a fried egg on it with a choice of either bacon or hashbrowns to go on it too.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

Look, I'm not going to dispute that this is the saddest fajita salad I've ever seen. HOWEVER, you went to a fucking strip mall (don't get me wrong, some holes in the wall are the best restaurants out there) in Hendersonville, TN and expected what? I've been to great Mexican restaurants in the middle of nowhere. You can tell what is legitimate and what isn't . I guarantee you that one look at the menu would tell you exactly where you are.

Yep, just looked. It is what you would think it is. He couldn't go online and do a simple search? This is Tex-Mex at best and looks like it may actually have some decent dishes by their description, but they both went for the lamest options possible. It's a local and I mean local TN chain. It's centralized in about a 50 mile radius. Bless them.


https://www.cincodemayomexicanrestaurant.com/menu/

The skin on/naked "chile relleno" just depresses me. Looks like bad Tex Mex.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

No, most of their breakfast sandwiches are just bread (biscuit, croissant or regular bread), meat (sausage patty, chicken patty or bacon), cheese and an egg. Jack of course went for the greasiest option of all, the Baconator, which is bread, triple meat, double cheese, egg and extra butter sauce.

I hail from the land of the full English breakfast, and that still sounds like way too much for the first meal of the day to me.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

the best mexican restaurants are the authentic "hole in the wall" mom and pop spots. there are tons of them around where i live, but you're probably not gonna find many of those in fucking hendersonville, tn. maybe in nashville, but not in jack's lily white town. this place is your basic whitewashed mexican restaurant, every city has at least one

i don't understand jack and tammy's obsession with strip mall, chain restaurants. if you want mexican food, look for an authentic taqueria in nashville that serves all the meats like asada, al-pastor, lengua, etc. not some chain in hendersonville that serves chicken wings and tries passing that off as a "fajita salad" (served with a fast food ranch container to boot)

That would mean they have to talk to brown people.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

That would mean they have to talk to brown people.

With their third-world accents? Gross!