💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

Some of my notes from livestream:

Spoiler: Notes

Jack says Tammy doesn't want to "go the CPA route" when being a CPA would get her a shitton more money. I don't even think Jack knows that CPA stands for Certified Public Accountant, and that they are considered experts in the field.

Jack rambles about survival/camping videos and how he might help another couple with their channel. "I have backup food for my backup food" No shit. Watch this devolve to Jack just eating the MREs and food and rating it.

Jack's three desert island items: a gun to shoot shit (which will jam up after about two or three days...salt water and sand FUCK UP a gun), a phone (with no towers anywhere or wifi...fucking brilliant), and a GPS to find him (which is pointless since he has no means to signal for help).

Jack steady sucking Tammy's dick throughout the livestream. Man the fuck up, Jack.

Jack's mother (who was poor, mind you) bought him a guitar. Jack refused to learn how to play. "I held the guitar, I never learned to play it". Fucking ingratitude.

Jack is planning on doing twice as many Jack on The Go's, to include an expensive steakhouse. Tammy still does not have a steady income. Financhu saga when? SOON.

Holy shit, Jack is taking the kids to Vegas next year. Jack stays at a timeshare in Las Vegas, and prefers a shitty casino off strip.

Jack is also a shitty gambler. He spends $20 on penny slots and gets bored. FYI, for any kiwis wanting to go to Vegas, DON'T PLAY PENNY SLOTS if you want to win money. The odds are the absolute worst. If you play slots, $1 a play minimum.

Jack says he plans to go back to Gordon Ramsey's in Las Vegas. While I'm sure he means Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey has at least 5 restaurants that i can think of off the top of my head in Vegas.

Jack sneaks in food to the theater, but then again everyone does.

The reason for the poll was a crater in viewer activity, as we surmised. People in chat keep saying that comments are what drive views.

"Send me a good Puerto Rican recipe that excites me, one that hasn't been Americanized". I can't. I just fucking can't...

Jack is going to attempt a beef wellington. Sweet jesus.

Jack honestly thinks he would have stood a chance on Shark Tank without knowing his sales figures. He would have been laughed out of the room, and there would be no compassion like he got from the West Texas Boys.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Some of my notes from livestream:

Spoiler: Notes

Jack says Tammy doesn't want to "go the CPA route" when being a CPA would get her a shitton more money. I don't even think Jack knows that CPA stands for Certified Public Accountant, and that they are considered experts in the field.

Jack rambles about survival/camping videos and how he might help another couple with their channel. "I have backup food for my backup food" No shit. Watch this devolve to Jack just eating the MREs and food and rating it.

Jack's three desert island items: a gun to shoot shit (which will jam up after about two or three days...salt water and sand FUCK UP a gun), a phone (with no towers anywhere or wifi...fucking brilliant), and a GPS to find him (which is pointless since he has no means to signal for help).

Jack steady sucking Tammy's dick throughout the livestream. Man the fuck up, Jack.

Jack's mother (who was poor, mind you) bought him a guitar. Jack refused to learn how to play. "I held the guitar, I never learned to play it". Fucking ingratitude.

Jack is planning on doing twice as many Jack on The Go's, to include an expensive steakhouse. Tammy still does not have a steady income. Financhu saga when? SOON.

Holy shit, Jack is taking the kids to Vegas next year. Jack stays at a timeshare in Las Vegas, and prefers a shitty casino off strip.

Jack is also a shitty gambler. He spends $20 on penny slots and gets bored. FYI, for any kiwis wanting to go to Vegas, DON'T PLAY PENNY SLOTS if you want to win money. The odds are the absolute worst. If you play slots, $1 a play minimum.

Jack says he plans to go back to Gordon Ramsey's in Las Vegas. While I'm sure he means Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey has at least 5 restaurants that i can think of off the top of my head in Vegas.

Jack sneaks in food to the theater, but then again everyone does.

The reason for the poll was a crater in viewer activity, as we surmised. People in chat keep saying that comments are what drive views.

"Send me a good Puerto Rican recipe that excites me, one that hasn't been Americanized". I can't. I just fucking can't...

Jack is going to attempt a beef wellington. Sweet jesus.

Jack honestly thinks he would have stood a chance on Shark Tank without knowing his sales figures. He would have been laughed out of the room, and there would be no compassion like he got from the West Texas Boys.

I mean getting CPA is not easy. This is a woman with a degree from defuct diploma mill.

It would require some serious studying and preparation to pass the exam.

How can she do that as producer/slave to her husband's youtube career?

 

[JackDavis]

ANOTHER BAD IDEA! Jack Scalfani is introducing “The Best Barbecue Sauce You’ll Ever Taste.” Honestly, other companies have making their own barbecue sauce.

Sweet Baby Rays. Stubbs. Bullseye. Cheaper. Better taste. DOESN‘T LOOK LIKE SPOILED JELLY!

How did Jack reply to the virtual wedding? That seems spicy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

jack jr doesn't know how to ride a bike

jack tells a story about how he bought jack jr went skateboarding once in his life, fell, and told jack he never wanted to skateboard again, so jack never bothered teaching him how to ride a bike

"i didn't want jack jr on a bike in orange county, it's dangerous"

So sad, and shitty parenting. Your kid falls down one time so that's it! Don't bother trying again son, be a lazy man like your pop!

Some of my fondest memories are of eating shit skateboarding then picking myself back up and trying again. You shelter your kid from all of the dangers of the outside world, you end up with him and his newlywed wife getting married at the courthouse and living with you.

 

[thedingledongle]

What a cunt

 

[thedingledongle]

How did Jack reply to the virtual wedding? That seems spicy.

It was him saying. “Nope, not living that way. We are broadcasting live and in person.”

 

[Neko GF]

[How To Make Perfect Egg Salad]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI22Dnd7rk0
Archive (720p):

 

[salmonellajack]

What a cunt

Cool. Keto friendly, diabetic friendly candy. What will they think of next!

 

[The Cum Consumer]

What a cunt

Is this Photoshop?

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

[How To Make Perfect Egg Salad]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI22Dnd7rk0
Archive (720p):
How To Make Perfect Egg Salad.mp4

Wow.

A video about combining chopped eggs with mayo and mustard.

Jack could have at least pretend he has some intellectual curiosity and add something else, like fresh herbs, or lime juice, some green onions....SOMETHING.

 

[Tohn Jitor]

Geometry with Jack, I can't exactly say I'm surprised he doesn't know what a 45 degree angle looks like.

 

[JackDavis]

Lol this egg salad ”recipe”. He says to put the eggs in an egg slicer, Slice them once, then turn them “45 degrees” and slice them again.
Tammy puts in 2 “heaping tablespoons” which is honestly more like 6 tablespoons of mayo for 4 eggs. Then uses a squirt of mustard. That’s it lmao.

 

[AnOminous]

"i didn't want jack jr on a bike in orange county, it's dangerous"

What an absolute bitch-made fat pussy. Jack is literally a goddamn woman. Orange County is full of places it's perfectly fine to ride bike.

Here's a giant map of bicycle routes in Orange County.

http://www.octa.net/pdf/OCBikewaysMap.pdf

Imagine being this much of a sniveling little worm that you ruin your kid's childhood because you're afraid of bicycles.

How can she do that as producer/slave to her husband's youtube career?

It's at most a hobby now. She really needs to tell fatty to get a job or get on disability and give up his fake show that probably costs them money at this point. Maybe keep the gluttonous food orgies because the two fat fucks are probably going to gorge on Golden Corral tier hog trough slop anyway, so they might as well get a tax deduction.

 

[Lenzperkins]

lol i love the comment saying jack jr should do a virtual wedding. you know that triggered fatty to no end

Future head line, "ALL ATTENDEES AT WEDDING INFECTED WITH COVID-19"

Some of my notes from livestream:

Spoiler: Notes

Jack says Tammy doesn't want to "go the CPA route" when being a CPA would get her a shitton more money. I don't even think Jack knows that CPA stands for Certified Public Accountant, and that they are considered experts in the field.

Jack rambles about survival/camping videos and how he might help another couple with their channel. "I have backup food for my backup food" No shit. Watch this devolve to Jack just eating the MREs and food and rating it.

Jack's three desert island items: a gun to shoot shit (which will jam up after about two or three days...salt water and sand FUCK UP a gun), a phone (with no towers anywhere or wifi...fucking brilliant), and a GPS to find him (which is pointless since he has no means to signal for help).

Jack steady sucking Tammy's dick throughout the livestream. Man the fuck up, Jack.

Jack's mother (who was poor, mind you) bought him a guitar. Jack refused to learn how to play. "I held the guitar, I never learned to play it". Fucking ingratitude.

Jack is planning on doing twice as many Jack on The Go's, to include an expensive steakhouse. Tammy still does not have a steady income. Financhu saga when? SOON.

Holy shit, Jack is taking the kids to Vegas next year. Jack stays at a timeshare in Las Vegas, and prefers a shitty casino off strip.

Jack is also a shitty gambler. He spends $20 on penny slots and gets bored. FYI, for any kiwis wanting to go to Vegas, DON'T PLAY PENNY SLOTS if you want to win money. The odds are the absolute worst. If you play slots, $1 a play minimum.

Jack says he plans to go back to Gordon Ramsey's in Las Vegas. While I'm sure he means Hell's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey has at least 5 restaurants that i can think of off the top of my head in Vegas.

Jack sneaks in food to the theater, but then again everyone does.

The reason for the poll was a crater in viewer activity, as we surmised. People in chat keep saying that comments are what drive views.

"Send me a good Puerto Rican recipe that excites me, one that hasn't been Americanized". I can't. I just fucking can't...

Jack is going to attempt a beef wellington. Sweet jesus.

Jack honestly thinks he would have stood a chance on Shark Tank without knowing his sales figures. He would have been laughed out of the room, and there would be no compassion like he got from the West Texas Boys.

The three items on a desert island kills me. It's people like Jack who rely on technology so much they will get screwed in the end.

What a Christian! Sneaking in food into the theater.

He really has a high opinion of himself. He's a shitty businessman, who got lucky with his YouTube channel. He peaked on YouTube and he's pretty much will go downhill. For someone who's full time job is doing youTube, he doesn't even put in 100%. He truly is the Lazy man.

What a cunt

Looks like he's sitting in the movie theater chair. I bet he parks in the Handicap stalls. This hippopotamus really is piece of shit.

 

[Aaway]

What a cunt

god he's such an insufferable faggot

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

[How To Make Perfect Egg Salad]
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI22Dnd7rk0
Archive (720p):
How To Make Perfect Egg Salad.mp4

Wow. Egg salad. One of the easiest recipes out there and Jack takes a step back and makes one of the most basic versions of it. No gherkins. No onions. A shitload of mayo. Then he gives it a taste and puts the same spoon that was in his mouth back into the bowl.

I don't know what is more stomach churning. His food or Jack himself.

 

[DX10]

What would you guys take with you to a desert island? I'd take the Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste, the Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste, and a loaded flintlock. For after I'd tried the sauce.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Wow. Egg salad. One of the easiest recipes out there and Jack takes a step back and makes one of the most basic versions of it. No gherkins. No onions. A shitload of mayo. Then he gives it a taste and puts the same spoon that was in his mouth back into the bowl.

I don't know what is more stomach churning. His food or Jack himself.

This coming from a guy who says you can catch Covid-19 due to the sunlight. He is the least sanitary cook and he wears that ring, when he preps.

What would you guys take with you to a desert island? I'd take the Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste, the Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste, and a loaded flintlock. For after I'd tried the sauce.

You're on to something. You can ignite his shitty sauce with the flintlock to create distress smoke.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This coming from a guy who says you can catch Covid-19 due to the sunlight. He is the least sanitary cook and he wears that ring, when he preps.

Actually he said you could kill COVID if you sat in the sun for a bit. Like a lot of stuff out there Jack misheard what they said. This was followed by Fat Jack sitting out in the sun saying how he was killing the virus.

Yes the UV will kill COVID if it's just sitting there out in the open or it's on your exposed skin. It doesn't do a thing if you've caught it and it's multiplying inside your body. And if it is on your exposed skin, soap and water will do a lot more good than just sitting in the sun for a bit.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

What would you guys take with you to a desert island? I'd take the Best Barbecue Sauce You'll Ever Taste, the Best Teriyaki Sauce You'll Ever Taste, and a loaded flintlock. For after I'd tried the sauce.

A boat, gas for the boat, and enough water to last me the entire trip back to civilization.