🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Ted_Cuckzynski]

just woke up and read the Vickers essay, holy shit. This girl is a bonafide blood-sucking psychopath. I wouldn't be surprised if she's already threatened Ralph with false domestic violence charges if he dumps her

 

[Postal Pippa]

SOMEONE IS GOING TO CALL ME A SELF-PROMOTING WHORE BUT I DONT CARE MISTER VICKERS IF YOU HOST GUNT PARODIES SUCH AS MINE ON A VIDEOS PAGE FOR YOUR WEBSITE I WILL PERSONALLY SHIRE MYSELF INTO THE BROTHERHOOD OF MISTER VICKERS DOOR KICKERS AS THE VICE-GENERAL SUPREME CAPTAIN ADMIRAL.

DO IT MISTER VICKERS YOU KNOW THIS WILL BE AN EPIC MANEUVER WORTHY OF A SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED GENTLEMEN SCHOLAR SUCH AS YOURSELF!

This makes me want to join your crusade tbh

 

[Vetti]

I want to point out that the stream PPP did where he beat Ralph's donations was a show that featured Short Fat Otaku and fucking Jeff Holiday as guests. What an embarrassment for Ralph.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I want to point out that the stream PPP did where he beat Ralph's donations was a show that featured Short Fat Otaku and fucking Jeff Holiday as guests. What an embarrassment for Ralph.

Holy shit really, even those faggots are dunking on Ralph? Ralph is done. Maybe Jarbo can help get him a job with Uber eats and lyft.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Holy shit really, even those faggots are dunking on Ralph? Ralph is done. Maybe Jarbo can help get him a job with Uber eats and lyft.

Jarbo offered him that he can hook him up with a referral code for uber eats and thats as far as he will ever go for this disgusting gunt. Also open invitation for the gunt to appear on his stream after the gunt pays him 100$ (the amount gunt used to get the audio from his patreon)

 

[Sasquatch82]

It's a lot of fun playing up the sperg-gimmick, it gives way to a bit of an andy kaufmanesque multi-layered entertainment piece.

My head-cannon is that you're Bryan putting on an Australian accent.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I want to point out that the stream PPP did where he beat Ralph's donations was a show that featured Short Fat Otaku and fucking Jeff Holiday as guests. What an embarrassment for Ralph.

Even the guy with the dildo collection said ewwww to that sextape....

 

[LaurenLauren]

IMAGINE how fucked up and retarded you have to be, that your potential father in law becomes your BIGGEST a-log xD

 

[Sasquatch82]

Can we all just savour the fact that Ralph is going to be forced to pay Faith's medical fees - and if he doesn't, she's going to take him to court over revenge porn.

Expect a big fundraiser/merch sale soon guys.

 

[Vetti]

Can we all just savour the fact that Ralph is going to be forced to pay Faith's medical fees - and if he doesn't, she's going to take him to court over revenge porn.

Expect a big fundraiser/merch sale soon guys.

That's definitely why he was requiring big donations to shave his head.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

That's definitely why he was requiring big donations to shave his head.

$100 down, only $9,900 left to go!

JK he won't pay that shit. I bet his credit score is like, 005.

 

[LaurenLauren]

That's definitely why he was requiring big donations to shave his head.

AYO RALPH, I'M GONNA PAY YOU $50 IF YOU DRINK YOUR PISS LIVE ON STREAM.

 

[Berb]

Can we all just savour the fact that Ralph is going to be forced to pay Faith's medical fees - and if he doesn't, she's going to take him to court over revenge porn.

Expect a big fundraiser/merch sale soon guys.

Oh my God I just realized that's the strategy

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Oh my God I just realized that's the strategy

I can see it now...

"Hey, Ethan, can I get a ride to therapy?"
"I'll call you an Uber, how about that."

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Can we all just savour the fact that Ralph is going to be forced to pay Faith's medical fees - and if he doesn't, she's going to take him to court over revenge porn.

Expect a big fundraiser/merch sale soon guys.

I think this only doubles down on Mr. Vickers' statement of 50k being 'a pittance'. After just a month of her being there, Ethan is now on the hook to lose possibly 1/5th of his nest egg, and things have just gotten started.

 

[Laura Loomer]

I think this only doubles down on Mr. Vickers' statement of 50k being 'a pittance'. After just a month of her being there, Ethan is now on the hook to lose possibly 1/5th of his nest egg, and things have just gotten started.

InB4 he starts a DSP-style vest streak.

 

[Sasquatch82]

I think this only doubles down on Mr. Vickers' statement of 50k being 'a pittance'. After just a month of her being there, Ethan is now on the hook to lose possibly 1/5th of his nest egg, and things have just gotten started.

Not to mention the fact that this particular grift is endless, he's on the hook to give her WHATEVER she wants, including a baby.
She can hold the threat of criminal/civil proceedings if he fails to provide.
Any fee is a pittance compared to going back to jail.

He's trapped with a psychopath and he knows it!

Hope the scent of her poop-chute was worth it Ethan, I don't think you're ever going to get another sniff, she has you right were she wants you

 

[not william stenchever]

The best thing about Faith enslaving Ralph is that he is 100% responsible for winding up in this position. It's like some sort of morality play happening before our very eyes and it's fucking glorious.

I am not worthy of this nectar and kino.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

I agree that Israel is a problem for America, but can we take a second to marinate in the irony of how Ralph and all these other streamers are eating from the hand of a Chinese streaming company. I think Ralph kicked Butters yesterday during that call for telling Adam Green to finish his criticism of China and the Belt and Road Initiative. Ralph will shit-talk Israel with Adam for an entire stream, but for God sake don't mention China because DLive is Chinese-owned. Also Butters is not blindly loyal to Ralph, so that probably had something to do with it too lmao.
Timestamped at 1:11:30

https://youtu.be/4E9RqHS9Oks?t=4290

Also the Khazarian hypothesis is fake, gay, and unscientific and Adam Green is 100% right about its origins.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The best thing about Faith enslaving Ralph is that he is 100% responsible for winding up in this position. It's like some sort of morality play happening before our very eyes and it's fucking glorious.

I am not worthy of this nectar and kino.

I respectfully disagree. The best thing about Faith enslaving Ralph is her humiliation fetish.